Deal or No Deal Island - Season 2

[One]

Premiere - January 7, 2025

Cast

Competitor	Eliminated
Alexis Lete
Courtney Kim
David Genat
Dickson Wong	Episode 9
La Shell Wooten	Episode 8
Luke Olejniczak	Episode 1
Maria-Grace Cook	Episode 5
Parvati Shallow
Phillip Solomon	Episode 10
Rock Carlson	Episode 3
Seychelle Cordero	Episode 7
Storm Wilson	Episode 4
Sydnee Peck	Episode 2
Will Kirby	Episode 7

 

[One]

Sydnee wins the challenge and chooses Luke to play against the Banker
Luke is eliminated
$1 goes into the final case

 

[One]

Episode 2

Challenge

Parvati and Phillip finish as the top team

C.K. and La Shell and Rock and Sydnee finish as the bottom two teams

Two players will face the banker as a team

If the team facing the banker makes a good deal, they'll choose someone from the other team to be eliminated. If they make a bad deal, the opposing team will pick who from the team that played the banker will be eliminated

Parvati and Phillip have the power to choose which team will face the banker

The result of Parvati and Phillip taking the banker's briefcase is that Dr. Will (Big Brother) joins the game

Dr. Will: For those of you who don't know, my name is Dr. Will, and I'm the best Big Brother player of all time.

Dr. Will (DR): The tuxedo was my idea. I wore it to let them know I'm not the banker, but I am gonna be making the rules.

Dr. Will: See 20 years ago, I said I wasn't gonna compete again, unless I could compete against a group of incredibly talented individuals, and that's not you guys. Last night, you banked a total of $1! This is a dollar! You banked a dollar last night! You all aren't good at this. It might be time to inject a little bit of life into this competition

David: He's so obnoxious but if there's anyone I know understands strategy, it is Dr. Will. I don't think anything Dr. Will does is not calculated, is not deliberate. The dude is super super smart. He's gonna cause some major problems for me on the island, I can already tell

Joe: Will will be joining you tonight at the temple where he will be officially entering the game. The rest of you can head back to camp


La Shell and C.K. tell Parvati and Phillip that they want to play

Parvati wants to keep Sydnee in the game

Parvati tells David that La Shell and C.K. want to play, and if they win they want to take out Sydnee

David doesn't like that

Parvati agrees

With Dr. Will coming in, Parvati wants to keep a giant target like Sydnee in the game

Parvati and David agree that they need to keep Sydnee in the game

C.K. comes over

Parvati talks to her about keeping Sydnee

C.K. says the only thing is that Sydnee stirs up emotions that she doesn't like

Parvati asks who's gonna be the target if they take out Sydnee now


Dr. Will joins the others

Storm (DR) says Dr. Will coming at them the way he did put a huge target on his back.

Dr. Will: Big thanks to Parvati and Phillip for allowing me in the game

C.K.: Had you not gotten the case, he probably wouldn't have gotten in

Parvati: Look, someone else was gonna open it if it wasn't for us, so...

Joe: Dr. Will, thank you welcome to the temple officially.

Dr. Will: Thank you

Joe: I see you dressed down for the occasion

Dr. Will: I like to mix it up. I'm just trying to be like you

Storm: Kiss ass

Joe: Will, I've gotta say, you came in a little hot at the end of the excursion

Dr. Will: I'm just a very transparent person, and when the banker tasks me with trying to raise the pot, you know I think I have to hold others accountable

Joe: Okay, okay. Is there anyone here who took offense to him coming in hot?

C.K.: I think we were all a little offended

Dr. Will: Who's offended here by my presence

C.K.: When you pulled out a dollar out of your pocket, you had to pull a dollar out and insult us like we don't know what a dollar is?. I mean that was a little insulting to our intelligence

Dr. Will (DR): I didn't think I was gonna get a warm reception but it's ice cold. This isn't kindergarten. I don't have a juicy box for you, and if I offend you, that's your problem. I am a reality television show disruptor. I love chaos. When things are predictable, it's boring. When things are a little bit chaotic, that's where I thrive.

Joe: Dr. Will, thank you to this temple officially

Dr. Will: Thank you

Joe: We've still got a game to play. Please join the rest of the guests

Dr. Will: Thank you



Parvati and Phillip choose C.K. and La Shell to play

The six most valuable cases from today's challenge are added to the board. The banker adds six low valued cases, for a total of 12.

Joe: The goal is two-fold. Add money to the group's final case, and make a good deal in order to stay in the game. To make a good deal, you must accept an offer that is higher than what's in your case. If you do that, you stay in the game, and you will choose someone from the other losing team to be eliminated. If you accept an offer that is lower than what is in your case, that's a bad deal. Sydnee and Rock will then choose one of you two to be eliminated tonight.

Round 1, they open four cases

The banker calls. Either C.K. or Rock can accept the deal or reject it
The banker offers $139,000
No deal

Round 2, they open four more cases

The banker calls
The banker offers $281,000
C.K. and LA Shell prepare to accept or decline the deal
Sydnee asks to address everybody
Sydnee apologizes to everyone

C.K. and La Shell accept the deal

Joe: It is time to see if you made a good deal r a bad deal. If the offer you accepted of $281,000 is higher than what's in case #9 then you've made a good deal and you beat the banker, and must choose either Sydnee or Rock to be eliminated. But if the offer you accepted is lower than what's in your case, that's a bad deal, and Sydnee and Rock will then choose which one of you will be eliminated

C.K. and La Shell open their briefcase: $500
Good deal. They beat the banker

Joe: It is time to choose who you're going to send home. Rock or Sydnee

C.K.: We really thought about it like who's the bigger threat and target.

La Shell: And then the introduction of Dr. Will

C.K.: Created a new threat, and the last thing we want are two threats here. So we've decided to let go of Sydnee

Sydnee: I understand

Dr. Will: I can tell there are some people here who are incredibly savvy, and others who are a little bit more naive, but the one thing they have in common is they're incredibly competitive. You can see in their eyes that they wanna win this. But I got a fire. I'm gonna give those flames some oxygen. I gotta put a little kindling in there. I gotta build it up, and then set this island ablaze.

 

[One]

Episode 3

Dr. Will: Wow this is amazing. Do you guys go swimming at night or no? Wow! This is awesome!

Parvati: Will comes into this game like a wrecking ball

Dr. Will: Wooh! Long day. Long day

Parvati: People know that he's a Big Brother player, and he's pretty diabolical

Dr. Will: Hey everybody can I interrupt really quickly? Can I interrupt really quickly everybody?

Dr. Will (DR): No one is being friendly. That's okay. I'm the new guy and I arrived a little late

Dr. Will: It's no secret I came in today, it was a little bit of a rough landing. I haven't done a competition show in 20 years. It's just 2001 is when I was on Big Brother. I'm a physician, that's how I make my living. I have a son who's 14, and my daughter's 11.

C.K. (DR): I think Will's a huge problem. He definitely has narcissistic personality disorder

Dr. Will: I said sweetheart, I'll take you anywhere you wanna go in the world. Paris, Ecuador, Iceland, but she's like I wanna go see the world's biggest Starbucks. Chicago has the world's biggest Starbucks.

C.K. (DR): He just has this monologue for like 15 straight minutes

Dr. Will: At the risk of self aggrandizement, my company does really well, we do well

C.K. (DR): And I was like I hate this ma

Dr. Will: Not that anyone asked, but my unsolicited advice for everyone here, Parvati you've been on Survivor. It's like enjoy the experience

C.K. (DR): Haha! Like what?

La Shell (DR): Survivor? Wait a minute? What the hell is this?

David (DR): that was like somebody farting in an elevator. It was absolutely brutal. There's collective like (gasp).

Phillip (DR): In that moment, I saw her spirit lift from her body, and then that spirit shed a tear

Parvati gets up and leaves

Parvati: What the fuck?

Dr. Will: Did I just say something? My bad

Parvati (DR): You could hear a pin drop in that moment. Now my cover has been blown and I honestly don't think I can handle living with Dr. Will. For the rest of this game, I think I might lose my mind

Maria Grace talks with David

Maria Grace: Parvati, did I tell you that ?? knew who she was and we made an alliance from that day one?

David: Oh my God, are you serious?

Maria Grace: I went up to her and I said, like I know who you are, and she was like, you do? and I was like yeah but I'm not gonna tell anyone

David: But I don't even know how worried I should be about that

Maria Grace: I'm gonna tell you about Survivor. Survivor is known to be the most difficult reality TV show ever. Cause they have two big groups of people. They mash the two peeps. You have to get down to half way

David (DR): Maria Grace is giving me a lesson on Survivor, and what it's about, who who Parvati is. ANd I'm lik eoh my goodness. Tell me more

David: So if you win that, you're basically like the gold standard

Maria Grace: Everyone that wins Survivor, is known to be like insanely intelligent. It' s a big thing. So for her to be on it four times, and she won, she won one time.

David: Yeah

Maria Grace: She told me that

David: Oh!

Maria Grace: Everyone at home is gonna be like these people didn't know who she is? They're stupid

David: Yeah

David (DR): I am deep deep deep undercover right now. So I'm kinda playing the dumb guy card. I just can't help myself. I love playing that card

Parvati (DR): Will outs me last night. As a Survivor player, I am just gonna gloss over this, and have a lovely zen meditation and just hopefully hypnotize them so that they forget that anything has ever been said

Parvati: Okay, so let's just take a moment and center ourselves

Dr. Will comes over

Dr. Will: Can I squeeze in?

Others: Yeah

Parvati: So you're gonna have to like find your space with each other. This isn't like the perfect setup, so bring in both hands together. Tak ea deep breath, and through your nose

Dr. Will: (noises)

Parvati: Big exhale ??

Dr. Will: (noises)

Dr. Will makes noises during the yoga session

Dr. Will (DR): I "accidentally" outed Parvati. It was a "big mistake". I know who Parvati is. Parvati is notorious. She is untrustworthy. She preys on men's desires. She's like a siren of the ocean. That is a threat. Maybe if I can get everyone looking at Parvati, that will take some heat off me.

C.K. and Seychelle talk

C.K.: I can't believe she was on Survivor dude

Seychelle: Who won her season?

C.K.: She was on multiple times

C.K. (DR): I never knew she was on Survivor. My entire perception of Parvati changed. Still like her, but I'm like woah, you are scary to me now. Before you were just like a nice little yoga teacher with a sweet six year old

C.K.: But yeah I was like what? Yeah cause she's in my room so I was like what was that about?

Seychelle: What'd she say?

C.K.: She was like yeah, he let the cat out of the bag

Seychelle (DR): This is an opportunity for my entire life to change. The money would change my life because I'd be able to pay my parent's mortgage. I can buy whatever I want to, and I love stupidly expensive, just dumb things. I just love them. I would rather cry in a Lambo than the Nissan I'm rocking with now



Mission

12 cases buried on the beach. The highest of which is valued at $4,000,000. Retrieving these cases will require coordination, communication, and some tactful persuasion. Start in two group, each bound together by a single rope, encircling the key to your release. Slack for the rope only allows for one guest at a time to reach the key. So in order to get to the cases, you'll have to influence your group to let you loose first. Once you're free, you'll follow the jungle paths to a series of sand sculptures with the cases buried within . Each needs to dig up one case. Retrieve it and lock it in. One last thing to look out for on the path. The Banker's bonus case is back. It's a secret case that will influence the game in an unmarked way.

David (DR): Persuasion comes in different forms. Verbal, but sometimes physical. And if I gotta steamroll this challenge, well, I will

Parvati: Oh my God. I am so glad I'm standing next to David because he just steps forward and he's like, anyone have a problem with me going first? and I'm like I don't. Carry on, sir. Guess I'm next

Dr. Will: Phillip Go. Don't wait. Go. I'll sacrifice myself. I'm last. Go man go. Go, go Rock go

Dr. Will (DR): I just got here and, it's important that I throw this challenge because I wanna appear as a non physical threat

David (DR): The big part of my game is like dumbing down what I can do. I've gotta play like the dumb model card in here. For me more importantly is staying out of the crosshairs. And to stay out of the crosshairs, you want a high value case that doesn't put a big target on yourself

Dr. Will (DR): Let the peasants run. The king doesn't run. The king enjoys his time. He saunters through the forest.

Joe: Even though you started off in two groups, you'll end this excursion in pairs. Before you place your case on one half of a double stand, you have a decision to make. If the other half is occupied like C.K.'s, then that guest becomes your partner. Or, you can hang it on an empty stand, so that any guest that arrives later can claim you as their partner

Maria Grace: Without my say-so

Joe: Correct. C.K., now's your chance to try to influence Maria Grace to either pair up with you, or not

Maria Grace puts her case with C.K.

Dickson pairs up with Storm

Phillip pairs up with Parvati

Joe: Dr. Will Welcome back

Dr. Will: Thank you

Joe: As you can see, there are three pairs already set. Choosing an empty hangar

Dr. Will: So hey uh, good job with your partners. What am I supposed to say?

Parvati: Well you can take a moment to like build some rapport with the rest of us

Dr. Will: That's my anti-hero status

Parvati: It's not doing you any favors right now

Dr. Will: Yeah but that's. You're just gonna have to trust me for a while

Parvati: Okay, you got a plan for yourself?

Dr. Will (DR): So I'm wondering who' gonna wanna partner up with me. It's kinda like being the single guy at the club

Lete joins

Joe: You're going to place your case on one half of a stand

Lete: I can only choose Will?

Dr. Will: Thanks

Maria Grace: Or by yourself

Lete: Dr. Will I don't like the guy

Joe: Letty's going her own way

Rock joins

Lete: I ended up getting the biggest case, if you wanna come stand next to me

Rock: Oh bless your heart

Lete (DR): I had the opportunity to help Rock out here. It's someone who I don't think has formed really deep relationships yet, and has just always had a smile on his face

David joins

Joe: Place your case on one half of a hangar. If you choose one that is already occupied, you will become a team

Dr. Will: I got 1.25

David: Yeah yeah. You wanna throw in?

Dr. Will: Fuck yeah

David: Alright well, it is what it is.

Dr. Will: Thank you! Someone stepped up. Someone stepped up to be with me

David: Let's go buddy

David (DR): As much as I don't like him, I decided to put my case on the same rack as Dr. Will

Dr. Will: I'm not afraid of the banker Joe

David (DR): He's such a wildcard, and he sucks the air out of any room he's in. However, I don't have too many options at this point

La Shell and Seychelle join

Joe: La Shell and Seychelle, as you can see, everyone else is already paired up. Therefore you have no choice but to partner up and lock in your cases together.

 

[One]

Phillip got the Banker's bonus case

It's a Split

Joe: Split gives you and your partner the power to split up another pair of your choice, leaving each guest in that pair with just one case as their total. I told you it would come with a lot of influence. But also you might notice, your split case doesn't have a value. but you wont' need it, because both you and your partner Parvati have complete safety tonight at the temple. And an FYI, the only other pair with complete safety at the temple will be the pair with the highest combined case value. Everyone else will remain vulnerable to elimination. SO if someone beats the banker tonight, you better be on alert

C.K.: You could split up Rock and Lete, because then Rock will be the lowest, he only has 750

Parvati (DR): Dude, like back off. Get outta here. Give me a chance to think this through with my partner

Parvati (DR): Oh my God, I am running through different scenarios inside my brain right now. If Will plays the banker, is he gonna take out David? I cannot have that happen

Joe: You have to make a decision now

Phillip: Lete and Rock

C.K. and Maria Grace finish in first place

Joe: Seychelle, La Shell, Rock, you are all at risk of facing the banker at temple. C.K. and Maria Grace, you will choose one of those three to face the banker at the temple tonight

Maria Grace and C.K. talk

Maria Grace: You want Rock to go, yeah

C.K.: Yeah

Maria Grace: Why?

C.K.: Well, because Rock last night, he wanted to face the banker. HE wants to have control over his own fate, and I think he's gonna wanna play the banker

Maria Grace: Oh you think he's gonna want to

C.K.: Yeah, I do

Maria Grace: Then who do you want Rock to take out if he wins?

C.K.: I personally want Will out

C.K. (DR): I'm gonna protect all the girls. I"m always gonna be team female. It's not easy out here being a girl. Nothing against alpha males but I'd rather take them down

C.K. talks with Parvati

C.K.: Do you feel like you guys made the right decision?

Parvati: I just feel like i blew it so bad. I do feel like I was super pressured by you when you came down there. Why did I fucking send Rock?

C.K.: Do you know why I said Rock? Is because Rock will do me a solid because I did him a solid. He's gonna take Will out

Parvati (DR): C.K. is so hardcore. It wasn't necessarily her fault, but it was important for me to blame her because she wants control more than anything and she wants power more than anything which makes her the biggest threat in this game

Parvati: You just wanted the control and you wanted to send Rock in, and you don't care if you lose him. I cannot believe I did this

Rock comes over and talks with Parvati and Phillip

Parvati: could not regret our decision worse. C.K. came up to me and was like you gotta split up Rock and Lete. I feel like those girls are going to pick you

Rock: Yeah. I'll do the banker man, I'll play it

Parvati: When you're going up there, cause you're gonna win, who are you gonna take out?

Rock: I don't have any idea yet. None. None none none

David (DR): So tonight I'm up for elimination. And I'm not really sure I can work with Rock. And that sucks

Dr. Will talks with Rock

Dr. Will: If they select you tonight to play, beat the banker, and send anyone home except for me, and then I'll protect you and I'll hold ?? the favor

Dr. Will (DR): My biggest fear is clowns eating baby corn, but my second biggest fear is getting eliminated really really early in this game. There's nothing lower than that

Dr. Will: and I guess the question then arises, who would you send home

Rock: I have no idea. None

Rock (DR): And I'm not telling anybody who I'm gonna eliminate, if I do make a good deal because hey, then I'm gonna have a bigger target on my back. I don't trust anybody in this ??

David (DR): Being in this position is horrible. I'm deep in the bottom right now, and potentially going home. I'm feeling very nervous

Dr. Will (DR): I'm uniformly disliked by everybody and, everyone wants to get me out. I'm in a lot of trouble


Temple

Joe: You two dominated this competition today. How'd you do it

C.K.: Really all I could think about was the best way I could get Will out, honestly. Not everybody's like in the same financial position as Will, and he bragged about that pretty braggadociously.

Dr. Will (DR): I'm the curator of chaos. I'm the one here to disrupt the game. But, C.K. is crazy train. If she hates me that much, I really have no choice but to target her

C.K.: He bragged about how he's a millionaire. And I'm just not cool with that

Dr. Will: Well it's not called philanthropy or no philanthropy

C.K. and Maria Grace choose Rock to play

Rock struggles with his four picks

The banker offers $133,000

Dr. Will: Rock don't take it. Don't take it. Keep going

La Shell (DR): Dr. Will really is annoying the hell out of me. Everyone is nervous and here he comes just upeleveling the confusion?

Dickson: I mean with the odds, I'd probably take the deal, just cause you got a 75% chance of staying

Dr. Will (DR): I am the biggest threat in the game. Everyone acknowledges that. Everyone wants to get me out. I don't know what Rock's gonna do, and I hate having my fate in someone else's hands.

Rock decides not to take the deal

Rock picks four more cases

The banker offers $250,000

Joe: If you move onto the next round, you have to open two cases. Rock, what do you think?

Rock: Well all my family members had big numbers in them, and this is one of them (points to the case)

Parvati: Oh God. That's what Luke said

Rock: But, statistically, I'd be a dumb fuck if I went any further

Joe: Who think he should take the deal?

Most raise their hands

Rock: I think this has the 1.34 in it. but if it doesn't, it's gonna go back down zero

La Shell: Last night I wish I would've went for one more case. Because the case I was gonna pick had one cent in it

Parvati: What is she doing? If he loses that, it's bad

Joe: Deal or no deal

Rock: God I wanna go one more, but ay for you guys, deal

Rock takes the deal

Joe: Now Rock, it's time to see if you made a good deal or a bad deal. If the offer you just accepted of $250,000 is higher than the value you have in your case, you made a good deal, and beat the banker, which means that you're safe tonight, and you must choose someone else to be eliminated. But if the offer you accepted is lower than the value in this case, meaning the $1.34 million case, then you've made a bad deal, and it's you who will be eliminated

Rock: Can't stand around talk some shit, let's open this baby up

Rock opens the case

$1,340,000

Rock is eliminated

La Shell: He knew he had it

Lete: He had the case

Joe: You had the $1,340,000 case

Rock: I knew I had it

Joe: All along.

Rock: I knew it

Joe: All of your family members had the big number cases

Maria Grace: I want Will to go home. I think he causes a lot of drama. I think it's just always the Will show

Dr. Will: Hey everybody I'm going to bed. If you need anything, don't bother me about it

Maria Grace: He's a nut

 

[One]

Episode 4

Maria Grace links with Storm

Parvati talks with C.K.

Parvati: Girl you did not make it a secret that you hate Will. As soon as he arrived in his weird tuxedo ... on that dock

C.K.: Okay ?? you're right

Parvati: No, you were like get that guy out of here, he's weird, I don't like him. Get him out of here. SO you think you were hiding that? You're like how did he find out?

C.K. Shut up

C.K. (DR): I cannot help all of these emotions I have. I can't help who I am. You know? Everyone knows who I hate. Gotta let them emotions out man. They'll mess with your mind. They'll mess with your decisions

Parvati: Maybe just loosen the grip on the hatred of Will

C.K.: Yeah

Dr. Will (DR): 80% of communication is body language, and C.K. has terrible, terrible body language. I can read from a mile away that she hates me. The last temple was extremely ugly for me. C.K. called me out in front of everyone. I don't even know her. So if she hates me that much, I really have no choice but to target her.

Parvati (to C.K.): Ignore the clown in the background

Dickson talks with David

David: Anything you wanna talk about?

Dickson: Oh yeah, you said we'd talk yesterday about like who wanted me out. You know I don't like other people talking stuff like that, so I'm just trying to see who's like good with who kind of

David: You have had nothing to worry about since day one. And if I hear something for real, then we go battlestations

Dickson: For me it's kind of like what's gonna happen. Cause I haven't really heard that much. I tried joining conversation, I always get shooed off

David: If I'm chatting, always feel like you can come and jump in the convo. I want you in my convos

Dickson: Yeah. I appreciate that

(The others watch Storm and Maria Grace talking)

Dr. Will: Showmance brewing. Feel the electricity?

Dr. Will (DR): I'm always terrified of a showmance. Because when you see two people meeting up on a show it means that they're locked together in a super strong alliance, and it's gonna be extremely difficult to break.

Storm: Alright we gotta get out of here. Before people start talking more than they already are

M.G.: No they already are

Parvati joins David and M.G.

Parvati: Hey guys

David: Mom and I have some serious things to talk to you about

M.G.: Are you pregnant?

David: no

Parvati: Wait am I?

David: There's a new boy in your life

Parvati: Tell me about this new boy

David: I told him, he messes with her, he's in big trouble

Seychelle (DR): There's a common target amongst all of us. The family is Dickson, Parvati, David, and word around camp is that M.G. is also in that family

Dickson joins Parvati, David, and M.G.

Parvati: This family gets each other and that's what matters more than anything

Seychelle (DR): And I feel like if there are other targets besides me, then that works really well for me. If everyone is looking at the family as a threat then no one's thinking about Seychelle

 

[One]

Mission

Joe: I think it's fair to say that after last night the banker learned a lot about what you think about each other. But she senses that some of you are still holding back. Now don't forget, this is a competition, not a vacation. In order to succeed in this game, you need to identify your threats, target them, and take them out. To kick this excursion off, the banker wants to know how you really perceive each other. In order to do that, you'll each need to create your own personal guest rankings. Using these tiles, you will rank your competition. From the biggest threat at the top, to the smallest threat at the bottom

Phillip (DR): The real skill here is being able to read the room

Maria Grace (DR): The biggest threat is Will because he's a wildcard

Dr. Will (DR): Anyone who doesn't put me at the very top of their list is wildly naive

Parvati (DR): David is a giant threat

La Shell (DR): Parvati is gliding through this game. She has never been up for elimination

Seychelle (DR): I really wanna know who everyone put as their bottom. Because I do believe that it's me. And I love that for me

Joe: Everyone has their rankings locked in. Now in the banker's assessment, and she is an excellent judge of character, boldness is a sign of greatness. I'm going to ask for one volunteer, right now

Dr. Will: (raises hand)

Joe: You didn't even hear what I Was gonna say

Dr. Will: Doesn't matter

Joe: You volunteered for something you don't even know what's coming

Dr. Will: (nod)

Dr. Will (DR): Joe asked for a volunteer and I put my hand up really quickly because I though the was gonna say "Who wants to be in Magic Mike 4?"

Joe: But it was bold. The banker wants you to then share who you marked as the biggest threat

Dr. Will: Joe, my biggest threat in this game, is my biggest threat in life. I put myself as my...

Parvati: How did I know he was gonna say that (laugh)

Dr. Will: You're your own biggest threat Joe. Joe Manglianello, if that's your real name

Joe: It's not

Dr. Will: Okay

Joe: Let's go down to the beach to find out Dr. Will's reward for his boldness and how these rankings will come into play at today's excursion. Follow me to the beach

Joe: Today you'll be trying your hand at one of the banker's favorite new hobbies. Axe throwing. And she's brought her favorite targets. You. Remember those rankings. Well here's why you did them. Each of these targets, with your faces on them, has been assigned a value based on your collective rankings. Values going all the way up to $5,000,000. The biggest threat has the highest value case. The smallest threat has the lowest. And everyone in between is also ranked according to your collective rankings. Your objective, throw your axes at these faces and target who you think the group voted as the two biggest threats, and the two smallest threats. Secure one of those four targets, and you will gain complete safety at the temple. But only the guest who successfully hit the biggest threat and claims the $5,000,000 case has the power to choose who faces the banker. You'll have two rounds to try to claims a target. If multiple guests stick their axes in the same target, the closest to the bullseye wins that case. So if any of you have been hesitant to put a target on your competition so far, the banker is now leaving you no choice. Dr. Will, you shared your info about your own personal rankings, you're going to get to go first

C.K.: Will's gonna aim for himself obviously

Parvati: Will?

C.K.: Yeah

Parvati: I think Will's probably the top

Dr. Will (DR): I have to throw an axe into my face. I really need immunity. If I don't, I am going to be out pretty quickly. So, the pressure is on

Dr. Will - Dr. Will
Lete - Phillip
Parvati - Parvati
Phillip - Seychelle
Seychelle - Seychelle

C.K.: Um, yeah I think I gotta go for Will

Dr. Will: But wait! Wait wait wait. Let's just all just take a deep breath okay?

C.K.: Yeah

Dr. Will: C.K. I'm willing to make a deal. If you hit in my target I am in a lot of trouble. If you go to someone else's target, I will not put you up against the banker tonight. If you do throw the axe there and miss it and I can make a deal with everyone else, well then of course you are gonna play against the banker

C.K. (DR): I just played the banker. I don't feel like I wanna play the banker again

Joe: C.K. we need your decision

C.K.: Okay (puts hand out)

Dr. Will: I will not put C.K. up tonight if she avoids my target

C.K. (DR): Will has a lot of power against my game right now

Joe: Okay. We have a deal?

C.K.: (pulls trigger to her forehead)

C.K. (DR): So I just feel like I'm stuck, and I'm supposed to trust Dr. Will? With the fate of my game?

Joe: Alright, C.K. who's it gonna be?

C.K.: David

C.K. misses the target

Joe: That is a miss. But you will get another chance in round 2

C.K. - David (miss)
La Shell - David
Maria Grace - La Shell

Dickson you're up, grab your axe. The power is still available. The $5,000,000 case is still available. Who are you throwing your axe at?

Dickson: I'm going Storm

Dickson (DR): Growing up, I was always perceived as small, weak. And that I can't do some of the things I'm capable of doing. People aren't gonna see me coming

Dickson - Storm (the axe hits, then drops)
Storm - Dickson (miss)

David (DR): Dickson is not a perceived threat. Dickson is the one everyone wants to take to the end because they're like oh what a little cutie. I will smash him in that final challenge

David - Dickson

Joe: Round one is now complete. And seven players have claimed targets, so players will now have to aim at the four remaining targets to try and secure safety. If you do not claim a target in this round, you are guaranteed to be at risk of facing the banker

Round 2

C.K. - Lete
Phillip - C.K.
Dickson - Storm

Joe: Now you know what this means. All the pressure is on Storm. Unless you wanna try and better one of the other guests' throws, Maria Grace is the last target open

Joe - Maria Grace any advice?

Maria Grace: I do have some advice

Joe: I feel like I'm a chaperone right now at a dance

Maria Grace gives Storm a shoulder massage

Joe: I'm gonna give you some privacy

Maria Grace: Don't look in my eyes cause you'll get confused, that's what it is

Storm: The beauty in them right?

Maria Grace: Yeah. That's all I have to say

Storm - Maria Grace

Maria Grace runs out and hugs Storm

Joe: Well congratulations. Everyone finally has control of a case. Let's find out whether you made a wise call with your cases and faces that you targeted, or not. Now remember, if you hit the target of the two most threatening players or the two least threatening players you will be safe tonight. But only the player who was voted the biggest threat and secured the $5 million case has the power to choose who faces the banker at the temple

Joe: Okay guests, let's see which of you will be at risk. Who will be safe? Everyone, please open your cases

Dr. Will: It paid off

Dr. Will wins

Joe: Oh! $5 million. There it is

Dr. Will (DR): As easily predicted, I'm ranked at the top. I'm everyone's number one target. Including my own.

Joe: Alright, the biggest perceived threats, are Dr. Will and Parvati. With La Shell and Seychelle as the two lowest threats. So doing the math, Seychelle and Maria Grace are safe at the bottom. Dr. Will and Parvati are safe at the top. And everyone in between is in danger of elimination. David, you're the highest perceived threat that wasn't voted into the top 2. Which means you're not safe tonight. Dr. Will, you were voted by the group the biggest threat. Therefore, you now are in control heading into temple. You alone have the power to choose who faces the banker tonight. Your choices are Lete, La Shell, Phillip, C.K., David, Dickson, and Storm. I'll see you all at the temple where one of you will get the axe

Dr. Will (DR): I won the challenge. I have immunity. I have all the power, I get to decide who's gonna play the banker, and of the seven people eligible well I need to figure out how to strategically strike, to destroy C.K.

C.K.: None of us are ever gonna know who Will's gonna put up

Dickson: Chaos on Deal or No Deal Island

 

[One]

Dr. Will talks with Seychelle, Storm, and Phillip

Dr. Will: Number one target is C.K. That's no secret, okay? I'd be stupid if I didn't do that. How I can get rid of C.K. tonight, I'm very open minded. Unfortunately I don't have another target. So if I put C.K. up tonight, C.K. can beat the banker and eliminate one of you two, and I can't control that

Storm: Or what if you put somebody else up for the banker that's gonna take C.K.

Dr. Will: (snap) But how can I trust they're gonna take C.K.?

Phillip: Who would be the most malleable in that situation? Like

Dr. Will: So if C.K. goes up, who would she wanna kick out? She can't kick us out

Phillip: She'd go after Dickson?

Storm: I kinda think she'd go after Dickson maybe too. That's actually not a bad idea. You could frankly talk to Dickson and be like look, if C.K. wins, I think she's gonna kick you out. Do you wanna play the banker and have a chance of kicking C.K. out?

Seychelle (DR): I really don't respect Dickson's game. That's ultimately what I would love. There could be somebody possibly from the family that goes home

Dr. WIll: Damn that's a good plan

C.K. talks with

C.K.: Will's not gonna tell me what he's gonna do

Lete: You think it's gonna be a surprise?

C.K.: I don't know. That's the hard part. He's just gonna probably tell me he's gonna keep his promise to me. Which I think is true, he won't put me against the banker, but he's like I don't think he gives a fuck if he puts someone up and then they take me out. I want you to not go out. For sure feel the safest with you, and Storm maybe if he goes up. Like I don't see any reason he would take me out

Lete: Storm is chillin right now. Storm is like a hotter version of Dickson

Storm talks with Dickson

Storm: What do you think's gonna happen?

Dickson: I have no idea

Storm: I mean everybody knows he doesn't like C.K. right? And I think he's gonna do whatever it takes to get rid of her

Dickson: Oh yeah. Oh yeah

Storm: And even if that means putting up somebody he likes up to get rid of her, that would be best for his gameplay because C.K.'s walking around, talking about it to everyone

Dickson: Yeah

Storm: Like "I want Will out, I want Will out"

Dickson: I mean I'm assuming you don't wanna go up against the banker

Storm: (shakes head)

Dickson: I think you're safe honestly. Like straight up. Like I Don't think anyone's gunning for you

Storm: Who do you think C.K.'s targeting if she does go up?

Dickson: Might be me honestly, I don't know

Dickson (DR): One of my biggest weaknesses in life is just seeing the good in people. Always assuming people are gonna do the right thing. But in reality, I'm looking out for myself baby. You gotta look out for number one in this game. I gotta put destiny in my own hands at this point. I gotta put fate in my own hands. And I'm gonna do what I have to do to survive.

Storm: Would you wanna play then? To try to get C.K. out?

Dickson: Uh...

Parvati talks with David

Parvati: Like Dickson wouldn't take you out for sure but

David: Yeah

Parvati: We don't wanna lose him yet right?

David (DR): I do not want Dickson to go home. However, I don't have to worry about Dickson flipping on me. He has got my back. So to me it makes sense for Dickson to play the banker

David: For me, my best route through without playing the banker, is Dickson.

David (DR): If Dickson loses, I lose my little buddy. My son. But you know what, I'm still here. That's what's most important.

(Dr. Will talks with Dickson)

Dr. Will: Have a seat. In the interest of full transparency, I have not made the decision yet. The dilemma we have, and I'm just being very candid. Despite my reputation, I'm an incredibly transparent person. Um, your name is coming up a lot form others

Dickson: Dude, I wanna make some big moves in this game

Dr. Will: Who are you targeting? Who are you going after?

Dickson: I'd go after C.K.

Dickson (DR): I am playing the game really hard right now. I'm gonna do whatever it takes to get Dr. Will to put me up. I absolutely wanna face the banker because I am more cutthroat, and I'm not afraid to make some moves that hurt some people's feelings

Dr. Will: I still haven't made a final decision. I don't wanna assure you of anything cause I don't wanna make a false promise, but I'm trying to figure out what my options are

Dickson: Okay, sounds good

Dr. Will: I've had all the conversations and I have decided to... zip it, lock it, put it in your pocket. You'll fine out at temple


Banker's Temple

Dickson (DR): I definitely feel at risk tonight about facing the banker. I mean Will is a wildcard. So if I did tell him I was gonna take C.K. out, but it's like I'm not a pawn in this situation. I'm gonna make my own moves. If I make a good deal tonight, I'm gonna draw the line right here in the sand that I'm here to play this season, and I will make a big move if I have to

Joe: ...the final case is valued at $531,001. As you all know, today's excursion was all about perception. And knowing he was perceived as the group's biggest threat Dr. Will stuck the axe in his own face, securing the highest value case worth $5,000,000. So come on over. Dr. Will, you've got a big decision to make. Now remember, Lete, La Shell, Phillip, David, C.K., Dickson, and Storm are all at risk. Who are you going to put up?

Dr. Will: Dickson, I'm gonna put you up tonight. I'm sorry man

Joe: Okay, Dickson. Come on up. Head over to the podium. Let's go buddy

Dr. Will (DR): Dickson has told me that he's gonna target C.K.. And I am unsure if he's gonna stick with that agreement. This is gonna be the week to find out who is going to be loyal. We're just gonna have to see how it shakes out


Dickson does well on his first four selections
The Banker offers $421,000
Dickson rejects the offer

Dickson does well on his second four selections
The Banker offers $1,450,000
Dickson rejects the offer

Dickson does well on his final two selections, leaving the top two cases on the board
$2,500,000 and $5,000,000
The Banker offers $3,200,000

Joe: Remember, you take that deal you don't get to ride your case out. It's a 50/50 that this is $5,000,000. It's either $5,000,000 or it's $2,500,000. It's now up to what you think is gonna keep you in this game. Did you pick the right case?

Storm: Open your case. You have been great this entire game, and you chose that case at the very beginning. You should open your case.

Joe: For an offer of $3,200,000, deal or no deal?

Dickson: Always wanted to push this button Joe. Thing is, I didn't come here for the playoffs. I came here for a freaking superbowl baby

Dickson rejects the offer

C.K.: I'm just in shock. He's got the top two highest cases. I'm like dang, I might be going home

Dickson opens his case

$5,000,000

Joe: That is a Deal or No Deal Island record. $5,000,000 will be added to the final case. You have made a good deal! The final case now stands at $5,531,001. But Dickson, your good fortune is someone else's bad luck. You now have to choose who's going to leave the game tonight. Now remember, Lete, La Shell, Phillip, David, C.K., and Storm are all at risk. Dickson, what are you thinking?

Dickson: I just want to start off by saying regardless whether I made a good deal tonight or not, I think you guys are all great people. But I feel like I'm one of those people that came to play, and I think what's best for my game and to get me back in because I do know I made a lot of deals with people and stuff like that, the best chance for me to win this game is to unfortunately take out Storm. So I'm really sorry dude, but at the end of the day I came to play this season. So, let's go

Storm is eliminated

Maria Grace: Are you serious? No way

Joe: Brother, you see that coming?

Storm: I didn't see this coming. I really, I didn't. I wasn't too worried about it. I thought we had a thing

Joe: Maria Grace you look shocked

Maria Grace: I'm shocked cause I thought yall were friends

Alright Storm, any last words?

Storm: I had a great time on the island you know. It would've been great to win the money but, I came here for the experience. See you guys on the other side

Dickson (DR): Unfortunately I had to get rid of Storm but at the end, I knew I wasn't beating Storm in a challenge, you know? I think for me I need to take out these big players and it starts tonight

Dr. Will (DR): I underestimated Dickson. He lied to me. He misled me. This is someone who is polished. He knows exactly what he's doing. Well guess what. I'm coming for the family whether they realize it or not

Storm (DR): It's the game

 

[One]

Episode 5

David: Ahem, ladies and gentlemen, the biggest money winner in Deal or No Deal Island history

Others: (celebrate)

Dickson (DR): I feel absolutely amazing right now. Will wanted me to get C.K. out

C.K.: You're the man now!

Dickson (DR): and that's what I promised him, but you know what? Take that Dr. Will. Because I'm still here baby. I'm still fighting another day, and I'm here for the long haul

C.K.: We are celebrating you tonight

Dickson: Yeah

M.G. (DR): I'm pissed that he sent home Storm. I mean I knew Dickson was a dumbass, but I was like shocked. I wanna be on David's side and I wanna be on Parvati's, but I do not like Dickson as my brother

Dr. Will (DR): Dickson purposely misled me. I've been doing this a long time. That was a power move. THat was a personal insult to me. Dickson is a weasel. He is a pawn. He's gonan go home and be embarrassed.

C.K.: We just went from $500,000, to $5,500,000

David (DR): Oh my goodness. Tonight could not have gone any better. The family is now fully in control. Myself as dad, Parvati as mom, Dickson as our unruly son, and M.G.

Phillip talks with David and Parvati

Phillip: In my life, my parents did all they could to make sure tha tI lived a good life but, socially I was alone a lot. I was bullie dand made fun of for what I looked like, and so the end of the day when everyone's always like sio why do you wanna do this? Like what's your plan? I was like if I can have one kid who doesn't necessarily fit in with anyone else or has a problem with their speech or their weight or whatever else, and I can just have like one kid watching be like I can have a pretty good life after all

Phillip (DR): I always kind of felt a little out of place. I was overweight, bullied with a speech impediment, there's so many things that I've had to work through and now it's really come full circle becaus eI get to show people that you can overcome so much

Parvati: I love you so much. Oh my God. I love you so much

Parvati goes and sits in Phillip's lap and hugs him

Parvati (DR): Phillip and I have an interesting relationship. Phillip is important ot me. He's really good in challenges. He's the sweetest guy. But I don't think that he's got the mind for strategy. He doesn't fit into the family. However, I need Phillip to be on my side


Seychelle talks with Lete

Seychelle: I can not even lie to you. I can't stand Dickson ass

Lete (DR): Dickson picks Storm and I am shocked, and livid all at the same time

Lete: I think the head of the snake is Parvati

Seychelle: Right

Lete: Parvati, Dickson, David

Seychelle: If we knock one of them out, one, they're weak

Seychelle (DR): We have a challenge coming up. We're gonna do everything that we can to get someone from the family at the bottom

Seychelle: It's curtains. Now it's over

 

[One]

Challenge

Joe: Hello guests. Last night was one for the ages, thanks to Dickson's heroics. The final case has increased ten-fold, and the banker's opinion of you is also rising. But be warned, the higher the ascent, the harder the fall. Now before we begin, you're going to need to pair up. So go ahead nad choose a partner

Dickson looks for a partner

Phillips pairs with Parvati

Seychelle pairs with C.K.

M.G. pairs with David

Dr. Will: Looks at all the people lining up to partner up with me Joe. Hey everyone calm down you don't have to all line up and ask me to be your partner at once

Parvati: (laugh)

Dickson: Well, Dr. Will

Dr. Will: I'm gonna play with the best player in the game. This **** did 10x of what was in there before, we're ready

Others: (laugh)

Dr. Will (DR): I don't trust Dickson at all. But it doesn't really matter that much. The most powerful person on the island is the person who plays against the banker. I wanna be in control of my destiny and everyone else's as well so, of course I'm gonna throw the game

Dr. Will: We're ready

Dickson: That was very helpful

Joe: Thank you Dr. Will. Now, change things up. Each pair will secure their case in secret. So one pair at a time, you'll be led into the jungle where everything will be revealed. La Shell, Lete, you're up first, follow me. Everyone else hang tight

Joe: Behold, the banker's case tower, stretching 80 feet high up into the trees.

La Shell (DR): Always been afraid of heights. I don't step out onto balconies that are too high. I don't look over cliffs

Joe: The banker wants to test just how much you trust each other. So you won't be competing with each other, you'll be competing against each other

La Shell: Oh come on

Lete: Oh you did us dirty

La Shell: Come on

Joe: In an excursion that will test your honesty as well as your alliances on the island. The stakes couldn't be higher. And you'll get the best view of it from one of these two hammocks.

La Shell: Okay

Joe: You'll be hoisted into the air on your hammock, facing your opponent, seeing only the case values on your side of the tower. Each side of the tower holds eight cases with randomized values, and no cases on either side are the same. When your hammock stops at a case you want to claim, pull your rope to lock it in. Doing so locks in the case values for both of you at that level, and will send your opponent plummeting to the ground. Whoever claims the higher value case between the two of you wins the duel and earns safety at the temple. The loser will be at risk of facing the banker and elimination. The guest who securest he highest value case of the group will get the power to choose who plays deal or no deal. What d you say we get you both harnessed up?

Lete (DR): I don't want to have to do anything deceptive, but at the same time I wanna get a case that's gonna keep me safe


(La Shell and Lete go up)

Joe: If you want the case in front of you, just pull that rope

La Shell: I don't want it

Lete: I don't want it

Joe: We're going higher

Lete (DR): My strategy with La Shell is to be honest. I trust her wholeheartedly. But tonight one of us is not gonna be safe

La Shell: Your top is what?

Lete: $3,000,000. Do you wanna tell me what number it is or no?

La Shell: My top one is two and a half

Lete: So I have the highest one over here?

La Shell: Yup

Joe: Up we go

La SHell: I just don't wanna be up for elimination again

Joe: Anyone tempted by the case value on level 5?

La Shell: Nope

Lete: Nope

Joe: Up we go. Level 6

La Shell: Okay, I have a thought

Lete: Yeah

La Shell: What's your number 6?

Lete: $1,900,00

La Shell: My number 6 is $2,000,000, so can we do that?

Lete: You said before this, you want us to get the highest amount possible, but it's on my side. My 7 is the $3,000,000

La Shell: Even if you take the highest number, I'm still at risk. I still have no power. My number six is higher than yours

Lete: That's true

Joe: La Shell, you can make it stop now, if you pull that rope and lock in those case values at this level

Lete; You're gonna pull it, and I'm gonna drop?

La Shell: I've been unsafe every round

La Shell (DR): I don't wanna have to do anything against Lete, but at the same time, the only scenario for me to be safe and getting the highest case, is pulling that rope

La Shell: I just don't want to be up for elimination

Lete: I don't want y...

La Shell: You've only been unsafe once

Joe: Last chance

La Shell: I don't want to take the **** ??

Lete: La Shell, don't do this to me

Lete: Don't do this to me. I don't want y...

La Shell: Why not? I'm constantly unsafe

Lete: Well, based off of what we have, we know I'm gonna get the highest number, but if I don't get the highest number, then somebody else will

La Shell: I know I know I know

Lete: You are not my target right now

Joe: Last chance to pull your rope and lock in those case values at this level

La Shell (DR): I really am here to put as much money in the pot as I can. UNfortunately for me, the highest case in the tower is on Lete's side

La Shell: We're not pulling this one either. Sadly.

Lete: No

La Shell: Sadly!

Joe: We are moving up. You are running out of chances ladies

Lete: I really wanna pull mine. I'm not gonna lie

Joe: If you would like to choose the caes on level seven, pull your rope

Lete: La Shell

La Shell: I got to take the drop. I'm afraid I'm gonna go. I don't wanna go home (tearing up)

Lete: I'm sorry La Shell

LEte puls the rope

La Shell drops

Joe: Ooh Lete, sends La Shell plummeting. Let's get you both back on your feet and reveal who had the higher value

La Shell: You gotta do everything you can today to make sure nobody puts me up

Lete: Yeah

Lete's see what's in your cases

Lete - $3,000,000
La Shell - $1,700,000

Joe: $3,000,000 is the winner. Congratulations. You are safe from elimination tonight. But unfortunately, La Shell, you are now at risk of facing the banker once again

La Shell: Yes

Joe: Let's reset the cases and bring on the next pair


C.K and Seychelle

Seychelle (DR): My strategy is to completely convince C.K. that we're aiming for "the family"

C.K.: Alright so what are you thinking?

Seychelle: I'ma keep it a buck with you, you know I ride with you, and you know that we Gucci.

C.K.: I cannot not have immunity

Joe: We're headed up

Seychelle: C.K. I'm not gonna agree to that my love. I want the family broken up. I Swear on my mother, on my sister, on my 11 year old nephew. I have 2.5 at the top

C.K.: Oh. Alright listen. Then the only way I'm gonna agree to this is if you take the biggest case. You will keep me safe and we'll put up someone against the banker that doesn't want me out

Seychelle: 100% I can guarantee you that you're gonna be safe

Joe: We're moving on to the final level

C.K.: We're here now, so you know I did it

Seychelle: I'ma pull it alright? I'm sorry baby

Seychelle pulls the chord and drops C.K.


Seychelle - $2,500,000
C.K. - $2,250,000

Joe: Seychelle, you are safe from elimination. But unfortunately C.K. this means that you are now at risk of facing the banker

C.K. (DR): SO I just gave my entire game over to Seychelle. I felt like I was at the mercy of her at this point because I need people to trust me, but I hated every minute of it


Joe: Alright, Maria Grace, David

David: If you give me immunity, I will protect you at all cost

M.G.: I feel like you have a bigger target on your back, and whatever your highest is we'll get

David: You're the best dude

M.G. (DR): Me and David, we live together. So we get to see each other every morning, and every night, every breakfast, we talk about a lot of personal things. I don't think he's playing like a good game per se, but now I like him, so now I'm like dang now I kinda have to try to help him out

M.G.: My highest one is level 6 is 1.9, do you have a higher one?

David: Mine is level 6, 2.

M.G.: 2? Okay let's just, I want you to get whatever you're highest at

David: How do you wanna do it? You wanna pull it at the same time?

M.G.: Yeah let's pull it at the same time

Both pull their chords

M.G. - $1,900,000
David - $2,000,000


Joe: Parvati, Phillip

Phillip: Right now is a threat. Your name is on a lot of people's mouths. You cannot win this. I'm tell you right now

Phillip (DR): Parvati chooses me to work along with her which, I love. I will however prefer Parvati on the bottom. If anyone has not been up to play the banker, whatever else, that's unfair

Phillip: I need to go to level 4

Parvati: I need to go to level 4 as well

Parvati (DR): I wanna tell the truth but I also wanna win. For me it is safety above all

Parvati: What value do you have at level 4?

Phillip: One-five, what do you have?

Parvati: 1.5 million

Phillip: Cool yeah. Yeah let's go

Parvati: Okay, let's go to level four

Joe: You got it

Phillip: Should we pull it at the same time?

Parvati: (laugh) Okay Phillip

Parvati and Phillip pull at the same time

Joe: Time to see if either of you bluffed the other. Please open your cases

Parvati - $1,800,000
Phillip - $1,600,000

Parvati: Ohh! You lied to me!

Phillip: So did you

Parvati: Said 1.5. I'm just playing the game

Parvati (DR): Phillip wanted the same level that I wanted, and we both just fibbed a little bit

Phillip: Not okay

Parvati: Well, we both lied

Phillip (DR): It' the first real time in the game that Parvati has full on looked in my face and told me a bold faced lie. I had genuine trust in Parvati as a person. I don't know if I have trust in Parvati as a player

Joe: Unfortunately Phillip, this means that you are now at risk to face the banker and elimination. Gonna have to watch your back

Parvati: Are we still friends? I don't know

 

[One]

Joe: Alright, bring out the last pair. Dr. Will, Dickson

Dickson (DR): I'm really scared of heights, and a little nervous I'll be honest. Will really wanted me to get C.K. out and that's what I promised him. I think he might be targeting me

Dr. Will: Dickson, what level do you wanna get to?

Dickson: I got 825 for my first one

Dr. Will: I got 775

Dickson: Will I'm like scared already. Can I pull it? Not the biggest heights fan

Dr. Will (DR): I want to play the banker. And I wanna out him as a weasel

Joe: Pulling that rope will send your opponent plummeting towards the ground

Dr. Will (DR): He's gonna pull the rope because he's "afraid of heights", and then I'm gonna fall. I'm not gonna give him the satisfaction. Just the second he goes to grab and pull it, I'm gonna pull it first. I'll lose, but I'll be above him. Metaphorically, physically, and I will say to him, Dickson, you little weasel. I caught you in my trap, and I'm at the bottom but I'm gonna survive this week and come right after you

Joe: You want the case in front of you, all you have to do is pull

Dickson: I'm sorry dude

Dr. Will: Boom

Dr. Will pulls the rope

Dickson pulls the rope

Joe: You both pulled the ropes at the same time

Dr. Will: **** ... ?? bullshit is this?

Dr. Will (DR): My plan didn't work out.

Dr. Will: Come on, I mean I'm not gonna continue to play the game

Joe: Wow Dickson, Dr. Will is not here because he is upset with the outcome of the game. We're gonna go ahead and open the cases anyway

Dickson: Alright

Joe: Are you ready?

Dickson: I'm ready

Joe: Go

Dickson - $825,000
Dr. Will - $775,000

Dickson: There we go baby! There we go

Joe: You will not be playing the banker again. You will be safe from elimination. Dr. Will is going to be at risk of facing the banker. Please go and stand on the winner's deck. Alright, let's bring everyone back over here. Winner's, please go stand with Dickson on that deck. Losers, please go to the deck on my left

Seychelle (DR): Dickson, Parvati, and David, the family are safe. Which is revolting, and I hate it

Seychelle: Where's Will?

Joe: Dr. Will is not here because unfortunately he didn't like the outcome of the excursion

La Shell: Surprise surprise

Parvati (DR): I would love for Will to be out of this game. He's just so unpredictable. He's an acquired taste that I don't think I'll ever acquire

Alright over here on the winner's deck. The guest who secured the highest value case will have the power to choose who plays deal or no deal at the temple. The highest value case was the $3,000,000 case

Parvati. Ohhh, what that you?

Lete: It was me

Parvati: Lete

Joe: Lete congratulations

Lete: Thank you

Joe: And over here, the guests who lost their duels. You're all at risk at playing in an even more intense duel at the temple, with elimination at stake. See you all there

Lete (DR): This is the first challenge I win. I have a huge decision coming up. I have to decipher what is best for my game that keeps my hands clean, that makes it seem like it's other people's ideas

Dr. Will (DR): I threw a fit about Dickson, with the hammock challenge. And I was annoyed, but that was to distract from the real plan. I wanna play the banker, because if I win, I get to select who goes home


David talks with Maria Grace

David: I juts wanna hear exactly like what you're thinking, like who do you want to go up to the banker? Do you want to go up to the banker?

Will is hated by everyone. He ??

David: I know, I know, but I just don't really want Will to have the choice of who's going home. That's what worries me

C.K.: I wanna hear Will's interesting story

??: Alright, me too

Dr. Will: Okay

??: Yeah what happened Will?

Parvati: Yeah Will, you ??

Dr. Will: Alright so, Dickson and I were going last today, and you guys know i play a very risky game, so everyone else is gonna be going for the highest number. And I purposely wanna get the absolute lowest number, and then I wanna make an argument to the person who's the highest to play against the banker. Dickson's like hey I'm really scared of heights, I'm really scared of heights, and he goes to pull it to pretend that he is scared. I'm gonna pull. So I'll still get the lowest and lose, but he'll fall, and I'll say listen. I set a weasel trap, and I caught a weasel, okay?

Dickson: But I don't understand why you're saying I'm a weasel, caue I Did take the fall

Parvati: We understand what happened

Dr. Will: It's just...

Parvati: It's just like you wanted to lose and you lost and so you did what you needed to do. That's not all about you, there's 12 people here

Parvati (DR): You gotta be kidding me. Like a 50 year old man is throwing a fit because things didn't go his way? Just stop

Dr. Will: Can I finish the story?

Parvati: It's getting long, can you

You don't have to listen then

Parvati: ****

Dr. Will: Ugh

Parvati: Alright I'm gonna go take a shower. I hope this story ends at some point!

Dr. Will (DR): The family is a family of weasels, and they are growing stronger by the day, so I might have to formulate a plan to target them

Dr. Will: It's bullshit so...




(Dr. Will joins Lete, Phillip, and Seychelle)

Dr. Will: Hi guys

??: Oh look who it is

Dr. Will: So um, I purposely lost to play the banker

Seychelle: If you go up against the banker, I know that you're gonna gun for C.K.

Dr. Will: I gotta get rid of C.K.. She called me out in front of all of America

Would you consider not getting rid of C.K. because there's a way that we can dismantle the family, and you get rid of M.G.

M.G. talks with David and Parvati

M.G.: Say "I'm a cool dad"

David: I'm a cool dad

Parvati: I'm a cool mom

M.G.: (laugh)

Dickson: You're so embarrassing

Parvati: (laugh)

David: (laugh)

Phillip (DR): After the challenge, Parvati brought up some serious red flags because she lied. The family thought they were safe, but the rest of the competitors have our flannels on, and we are ready to Paul Bunyon down this entire family tree tonight

Dr. Will: You put me up to play the banker and I beat the banker, I will eliminate M.G.

Lete: Okay

Dr. Will: And then we're gonna have to recruit C.K.

Seychelle: I'm gonna find out where she is and I'll be right back

Seychelle (DR): I promised C.K. that she would be safe if she allowed me to win that challenge


Seychelle talks with C.K.

C.K.: Will is included in that?

Seychelle: Yes, we're gonna have the conversation, yes.

C.K. joins Dr. Will, Lete, Phillip, and Seychelle in the room

Seychelle: After he gets rid of M.G., we're all gonna work together to get rid of those dweebs

C.K.: I think the biggest thing is between me and Will, and making sure I can trust Will that you're not gonna take me out

Dr. Will: Well, if I did, well then I have all three of them coming after me, and the whole family coming after me. That's a suicide mission

C.K. (DR): I don't love it, but then it's like a gun to my head or a gun to her head

C.K.: Like worst case scenario, Will goes home, best case scenario Maria goes home

C.K. (DR): Best case scenario in the whole entire world is Will loses against the banker,a nd my whole life woul dbe better

Dr. Will: I'm in. Let's do it

Seychelle: God, Will. God, I pray on my knees

Seychelle (DR): I want him to look at M.G. and send her home. And I want to see the look on David, and Parvati and Dickson's face. That is like watching Sex and the CIty for the first time for me. Let's go!

C.K.: Maria Grace is so loyal to them

Seychelle: We have to get rid of her, yes, we have to get rid of her

Dr. Will: Yeah

Dr. Will (DR): You would think that I would go after C.K. after all the bad things she said about me but, I'm the curator of chaos. I am the one here to disrupt th game. I have not decided who I'm gonna send home. We're gonna have to see what happens at temple

Dr. Will: I'm going insane. It's risky. This is super risky. This is the riskiest in reality television show history

Seychelle: (laugh) I can't


(La Shell braids David's hair)

(Dickson asks Will to talk)

Dickson: Hey can I talk to you like for five minutes Will?

Dr. Will: Sure

Dickson: Cool. So I just kind wanted to talk about the whole weasel thing

Dr. Will: What questions do you have for me?

Dickson: You just said at the table I was lying to everyone and I was a weasel

Dr. Will: You are

Dickson: Okay, yeah, can you explain how?

Dr. Will: How, you want me to explain how you're lying to everybody?

Dickson: Yeah. What lies am I telling to people though?

Dr. Will: There's no reason to get worked up. You're wildly untrustworthy

Dickson: Okay

Dr. Will: It's just the truth. You can't, can you look at me in a straight face and tell me that you're not, that you're trustworthy?

Dickson: I think I'm trustworthy

Dr. Will: (nod and thumbs up) Good for you

Dickson: So...

Dr. Will: Good for you

Dickson: Do you have any plans of tonight at all or not?

Dr. Will: I'm gonna, I'm gonna do my best and then I'm gonna get rid of nunya

Dickson: You're getting rid of what?

Dr. Will: Nunya

Dickson: Nunya?

Dr. Will: Yeah. Nunya damn business cause you're not trustworthy

 

[One]

Temple

C.K. (DR): The master plan is, wooh, it's one I've got to really believe and trust a lot with Will. Will is gonna blindside Maria in order to upset David and try to break up his "family" alliance

Dr. Will (DR): I didn't come here to watch other people play. Tonight, the banker's gonna play the baddest **** on this island. Me.

Joe: After Dickson's historic performance at the last temple

Parvati: Yeah Dickson

Joe: The final case is now worth $5,531,001. Now, as you all know, Lete, you secured the highest value case at the excursion. So it's gonna be your responsibility to choose tonight's deal or no deal player. Come on over. Okay Lete, remember, La Shell, C.K., Maria Grace, Phillip, and Dr. Will are all eligible to face the banker. And one of them will be the next guest eliminated. So who are you choosing to put their game on the line and play deal or no deal against the banker?

Lete: Will is the only person that has told me that he wants to face the banker, and so I'm gonna go with Will

Dr. Will: Thank you

Joe: You're gonna face the banker tonight. Come join me at the podium

Lete: Way to go Will

Dr. Will: Thank you

Lete: You got it

Joe: Okay, Dr. Will, as you can see, each one of our cases is numbered 1 through 12. Lete brought back the $3,000,000 case from the excursion, so let's put that up on the board. And we're also adding the highest value cases also brought back from the excursion on the board. The banker's filled the left side of the board with all low values

Seychelle (to David): Are you thinking about a case?

David: I'm thinking about this nutcase (Dr. Will)

Seychelle: (laugh)

Joe: Dr. Will, it is time to play Deal or No Deal. Just like always, you have to pick your case first. So which of these twelve will you choose as your own?

Dr. Will: I'll take 12

Joe: Alright. Why number 12?

Dr. Will: I just kinda chose that arbitrarily

Joe: Okay. Let's do this. You have to open four cases in this first round. Which are you picking first?

Dr. Will: I'm gonna start with case number 1

Case 1 - $2,500,000

Joe: 2.5 million dollars off the board. The second highest number. Three more

Dr. Will: You know the number that comes to me after the number one, is two. So I'm gonna go with two

Joe: Okay, number two

Case 2 - $1,900,000

Joe: Ooh. 1.9 million dollars off the board

Lete: (laugh) If he goes in order the whole time

Joe: Where are you going now?

Parvati: Don't pick three

Dr. Will: Joe, what's the square root of 9? It's 3, I'll take case 3

La Shell: I'm done. I am 100% done with this guy right here

Joe: I don't think I've ever seen this strategy

Dr. Will: Oh it's advanced

Case 3 - $250

Joe: Okay, 250 comes off the board. For your last case, do I even need to ask?

Dr. Will: Number 4 please!

Case 4 - $2,000,000

Dr. Will: Oh this is right where I want the banker. Don't worry. I got her right where I want her guys. This is all in the master plan

Parvati (to David): He's gonna put no money on the board

David: Yeah

Parvati: ****

Lete (DR): The man is off his rocker. And it's making me think that there might be a plan B in his head that nobody else knows about. I need Will to really stick to his word or I am screwed

(Banker calls)

Joe: Huh. How would you like me to phrase that?

Parvati (to David): So fun to watch someone play a counting game in front of us?

Parvati (DR): Somebody put this guy out of his misery. Please

Joe: Banker's a little disappointed. THe way she sees it, she brought you here because she wanted a legend on this island

M.G.: Got the wrong guy

Parvati: Yeah. Try again

Joe: And right now, she doesn't think you're playing seriously. Which is why your opening offer is not that serious. Dr. Will, your opening offer is $72,000

Dr. Will: I'll take it

Joe: Talk us through this, what are you thinking? Okay

Dr. Will: I took it

M.G.: Wait what? Are you serious? He's taking it? Wait wait, I'm so confused

David: Dude that's not a lot of money dog

Parvati: Yeah, that's really bad

Dr. Will: Too late, I made my decision guys

Parvati: Oh my God. I hate him

Phillip: He refuses to take this seriously

Parvati: That is narcissistic abuse

Phillip: This man is making a mockery of this entire. This is crazy

C.K.: He's crazy. I tried telling all of yall that

C.K. (DR): I'm not gonna do anything. I'm gonna keep my mouth shut. It's not trusting Will, it's just trusting his crazy mind. He likes to be the center of attention. Taking me out would be boring. Not outdoing Dickson would be boring. So I am just putting all my faith in that man's ego

Dr. Will: (nods)

Joe: How does everyone else feel about this?

David: Not so great

Parvati: This is not great

M.G.: Let him do it I guess

Parvati: Dr. Will did say when he came in here that his whole gameplan was to take big risks then stack that cash in the final pot, and you are definitely not doing that if you take this offer

Dr. Will: Oh, thanks for that update. Are you an accountant? I get it

Parvati: You get it? Because you did say that, so I just wanna remind you because it seems like you might've forgotten

Dr. Will: from the queen of honesty, I get it

Parvati: If you take this deal, it's kinda pathetic

David: I think Dr. Will's bitchmade, so I feel like that's, whatever you do you dude

Joe: You would not do the same thing

David: No

Dickson (to Lete): Calling him out

David: If he wants to play the game, he can play it however he wants, but I feel like we all get dragged into like the bullshit, and that doesn't feel so good for us. You wanna go 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, great dude, just go for it. It doesn't feel great for us at all sitting here watching you do this, and then grandstanding. It's a lot

Dr. Will: (nod)

David (DR): There's no rhyme or reason to what he does. He's fully like a cartoon villain

Dr. Will: What else do you guys have to do tonight?

David: Well look someone's about to lose a lot of, like the potential to win a lot of money

Dr. Will: No, listen, it's a lot of money to everyone

Parvati (DR): Just let him. He's getting into... Don't. You gotta breathe You gotta breathe

David: Yeah I'm better

 

[One]

Dr. Will: No deal. But thank you for showing me a few cards

M.G.: I'm so confused

Joe: I'm going to make it official

Parvati: You already took the deal, and now you're not taking it

Dr. Will: It's not official. According to the rules, a decision is not made until you ask for it and it becomes official. So I quickly made a decision before you could trigger the actual requirement to be official. THen I asked the group what they thought, letting them bring their guard down, putting out pure honesty, and it allows me to sort of get a little bit of a better look into what's going on behind the scenes

Joe: You've given me a couple of different answers so far

Dr. Will: mhm

Joe: But you are correct. It is not official until I ask the question

Parvati (to David): Is this like excruciating for anyone else or is it just me?

Dr. Will: Are you guys listening to Joe? I don't know if you... okay

Parvati (to David): I can't with this guy. He is the worst person I've ever seen in my life

David (DR): It's the Will show. It's so much. It's so so much. I swear to God, it might look funny, it'snot. Stop laughing. It's really funny. He's really good. God dammit

Joe: For an offer of $72,000 towards the final case

Dr. Will: mhm

Joe: Deal, or no deal

Dr. WIll: Uh no deal thank you

Joe: Okay, Dr. WIll said no deal. He has two more cases to open in the next round. Where you going first?

Dr. Will: Five please

Joe: (laugh) I knew it

Case 5 - $3,000,000

Joe: Lete's $3,000,000 case out. The highest case off the board. Still have one more case this round. Do you feel 11 pulling at you? Any of the other numbers? Or are you gonna stick with your strategy? Remember, someone potentially ou is going to be playing for the final case

Dr. Will: Six

Joe: (laugh) He's gonna stick with his strategy

Case 6 - $500

Joe: Okay, Dr. Will. The largest case, but then a smaller case. Still have the 2.25 million dollar case on the board. Let's see what the banker has to say

(Banker calls)

Joe: Got it. Okay, I will convey your message. Well, the banker's starting to see you as a friend now. You keep taking big cases off the board, so you're actually saving her money. Your offer has gone up, despite the $3,000,000 case coming off the board. But only slightly

Dr. Will: Alright

Joe: To $168,000

M.G.: I'm gonna say that's not that bad

C.K.: Yeah it's more than double

Joe: What does everybody think now?

Parvati: I mean, I kinda wanna see this whole strategy play out now

Lete: I think if he wants to play it out, let him play it out, but if he wants to take this, I don't think that' sbad either

Dr. Will: (sigh)

Joe: What's more important to you Dr. Will, making a good deal, or making more money

(Parvati pets David's arm and tells him to shh)

M.G.: He won't take it

Phillip: He's not gonna take it. They're gonna be mad about it

Joe: Dr. Will, for $168,000 toward the final case, deal or no deal?

Dr. Will: This is gonna upset the group but, deal

Joe: Dr. Will has taken the deal. An offer of $168,000, which will be added to the final case. Now it's time to see if you made a good deal or a bad deal. The offer you accepted of $168,000 is higher than the value of your case then you made a good deal, which means you'll stay in this game. You will be safe, and you must choose someone else to eliminate. But, if the offer you accepted of $168,000 is lower than the value of your case, that's a bad deal, and it is you who will be eliminated tonight

Lete (DR): The absolute God given sense best case is Will wins and sends home M.G.. The worse case is if Will wins and sends home C.K.

Joe: Okay Dr. Will, open case number 12

Dr. Will: Okay

Case 12 - $1,000

Joe: Oh! It's a good deal

La Shell: He made a good deal

David: Oh this is gonna be brutal

Joe: Dr. Will, you have beat the banker and you are safe from elimination. Which means that you re now in control, and you will decide who will be eliminated at this temple

Parvati: I'm really disappointed. Oh ****

Dr. Will: C.K., you in particular have not been kind to me at all. You were meaner to me than you had to be, and as a result, the person going home tonight, is M.G.

M.G.: Wait wait what?

Dickson: What?!

Parvati: M.G., what did I tell you? I told you that guy. I told you

M.G.: No way

??: He just ran away

Parvati: I told you he would do that ****

??: Why did he leave?

Joe: Maria Grace, I'm so sorry, you've been eliminated

M.G.: It is what it is

Joe: Come join me

Parvati: Oh my God

Joe: Dr. Will ran off again, but now he's back

Dr. Will: (sigh) I'm really sorry. There's forces at work behind the scenes, and I promised the people I made a deal with that I Would fulfill that obligation, and I adore you and I am so sorry

??: aww

Parvati: Oh my God

M.G. (DR): Will is just garbage as a person like, it is not just a character, an act. He truly is not a good person. There's still nine other contestants in the game. And I think all of them deserve it except Will

M.G.: I'm not even gonna hug you Will

Dr. Will: That's fair. That's fair

Joe: Maria Grace. I'm sorry, but your path to the final case has come to an end. You must leave the temple

M.G.: Okay. Bye

Joe: Take care

Others: Bye

M.G. (DR): Whoever does take the money home, I hope it transforms their life like I Wanted to do with mine

Joe: Well, another dramatic night at the temple comes to a close, with the $168,000 added to the final case, it's current total now stands at $5,699,001 and counting. You can all head back to camp, but as always, be aware of the banker. You're never sure of what she'll do next

C.K.: Her or Will. He's a formidable competitor

David (DR): This is game on. Will has just put himself squarely in my sights

Dr. Will (DR): I got rid of M.G.. Now there's David, there's Parvati, and there's Dickson. I wanna break that creepy muppet family up

 

[One]

Episode 6

C.K. walks and talks with Parvati

C.K.: That was crazy

Yeah that was rough

C.K.: He's sick in the head. The fact that he just got off to that is sick in the head

Parvati: He's truly pathological

(Dickson talks with La Shell)

Dickson: You good?

La Shell: No. I just don't like the antics. So much antics

Dickson: Right

Lete: It's awkward

La Shell: Just as awkward as Will wanted it to be

Lete: Yup. He succeeded

Lete (DR): Dr. Will did what he said he was gonna do. Someone from the family has left the island. Bravo, bravo, to the group that formulated the plan. We executed it perfectly.

(Parvati talks with David)

Parvati: It's really sad that he won tonight

David: God I felt so bad for her

David (DR): M.G. kind of went out of her way to give me immunity on that challenge. So this one hits a little different


(Dr. Will talks to the others at the table)

Dr. Will: They're clearly very upset but like I have no obligation to just hand deliver this game to Parvati.


David: So I'm starting to feel super fucked up about like engineering things and it's like, it' really

Parvati: I know, that's the game though, so you can't

David (DR): Basically I've deleted the last decade of my life. I can't really explain that I'm like the golden God of Australian Survivor. So in these real exchanges I'm having with people I'm misrepresenting myself, and to Will's credit at least he's not misrepresenting himself at all

David: I nearly just like blew the spot then. I was sitting there like eh I'm just gonna tell everyone

Parvati: (gasp) No, I'm glad you didn't. Don't let him win by showing him that he's gotten under your skin

David: Yeah

Parvati: Let him be. And then we'll take him out

David: Alright


David (DR): I think last night I was having a bit of an existential crisis but a good night's sleep cures all ills. And I'm still here, and that is my main goal in the game. And I do know one thing. Nobody has the balls to take out Dr. Will and I do

(David talks with Dr. Will)

David: The cape's a nice tough

Dr. Will: Thank you

David: Appreciated

Dr. Will: Of course. What do you think of the swell out that? You surf that today?

David: That was cold blooded with M.G.. Like I can't have that. So you know I'm coming for you today

Dr. Will: Um (sips tea), what show did you win (smile)?

David: What do you mean?

Dr. Will: DId you win Survivor Australia?

David: (laugh) No

Dr. Will: You're really good at this

David (DR): I mean I've done a bunch of commercials and the whole thing. I've watched like a bunch of stuff

Dr. Will: I wanna believe you but I have a feeling that like when this is over they're gonna be like oh he won Survivor Australia or

David: Is there Australian Survivor?

Dr. Will: I have no idea

Dr. Will (DR): I find it hard to believe that David is not some sort of reality television veteran. He just seems exceedingly knowledgeable about how the game is constructed. His social game is A+. Everyone really likes him. The accent helps a lot

Dr. Will: You're too good to have this have been your first time

David: No, first time

Dr. Will: (makes non-believing face)

David (DR): I'm sprung. I'm a little bit sprung. I can't let him blow my spot. He's got to go

(Parvati talks with Phillip)

Parvati: We gotta clear the air

Phillip: Yes

Parvati: Last night when Will said at temple, "coming from the queen of honesty?" I was like, what was that supposed to mean?

Phillip: We both said numbers that were like slightly incorrect, which we already discussed and buried, but like I think that is Will's only way in, and do this

Parvati: I just wanna make sure that you and I are locked in

Phillip: Yes

Parvati: Because like I know who you are and I know your character, and I know that that guy probably bullied you when you were younger

Phillip (DR): Wow. Now I am upset. To weaponize someone's childhood trauma that they chose to share with you. She went low, and she didn't have to

Parvati: I just wanna make sure we're tight. It's okay if they think that there's a little like tiff happening between us

Phillip: Yeah

Parvati: I'm down with that

Phillip: Yeah totally

Parvati: as long as it's not real

Phillip: Right, yeah yeah. I got you

Phillip (DR): I'm glad that now I am aware that that is how dangerous she is.

Parvati: Alright. Well this has been very helpful

Phillip: Yeah yeah

Parvati: (hug)

Phillip (DR): I've worked too hard to let one black widow get in my way

C.K. talks with Lete

C.K. (to Lete): How do you feel about the situation we're in right now? I think you're still very neutral

Lete: Yeah

C.K.: And now you're in a good position. You're in the position I want you to be on. In the position I want me to be in. So it all worked out

Lete: Yeah

C.K.: My whole grand plan is to make these bigger powers a threat, fight each other and just get out of the way

Lete: That would make sense

C.K. (DR): I feel like I can really trust Lete. And I think me and her are building ga really good relationship, and we've got each others' back at this point. Like we could take this to the end together

C.K.: I've been wanting to work with you, but I didn't know who you were working with

Lete: Yeah

Lete (DR): I've always gotten along with C.K.. I see a benefit of working with her because she is really good with strategy. I'm kind of excited for today's excursion. How we can maybe help each other out.

 

[One]

Challenge

Seychelle (DR): I cannot believe that I Have to face heights once again. I hate it. I'm uncomfortable. I don't like being uncomfortable. But then there's this fire inside that's just like "just get it done bitch"

Joe: If last night taught us anything, it' that even a brief possession of power can send shockwaves throughout the game. The banker wants to remind you that power doesn't always present itself in a shiny silver case. But when it does, she's looking for someone who knows how to seize it. Hanging from each of these three platforms are cases suspended over the water. Each one marked with a placard giving a clue about its value. To get a case, you'll need to jump off the platform of your choice and grab or knock off the gold ring hanging beneath it. Simple right? Except, the case you claim won't be your own. One at a time, each of you must choose another guest, then you must jump to grab a case for them. Number one, the tallest platform, holds the four high value cases. Grab one of those for someone and they're granted automatic safety at the temple. Platform number 2 has the low value cases. Saddling someone with one of those will immediately put them at risk of facing the banker and elimination. And last but not least, platform number three. What it lacks in height it makes up for in risk. It has two mid-value cases. one offers safety, while the other contains a banker's bust. And you won't know which is which until we open them up. Giving someone the bust puts its recipient at risk of facing the banker and of elimination. So choose your target wisely

Dr. Will: That actually looks pretty far

Phillip: Right now I'm focusing on not passing out. I'm worried about the water

Seychelle: Whoever secures a top case for me successfully, I will do the same for them

La Shell: Yeah

Dr. Will: Me too

Lete: I think that makes sense. Whoever saves me I'll save

C.K.: I need Lete for you to do that for me

Lete: It depends on what order they pull too

C.K.: This is the one time I ask

Parvati: The order is what matters. It's like whoever goes first is gonna go for the highest

Parvati (DR): There's only four rings that allow for safety, and I want David and I to be safe. As long as I'm first second or third, and I think it will be okay

(Joe goes to grab a random coin from the box)

Joe: Alright, anyone want to go first?

Parvati: Phillip wants to get it over with

Joe: Definitely. Definitely that one. Phillip

(Joe gets Phillip's coin from the box)

Parvati: (gasp) Oh my God. Yeah you gotta get this over with. You could do this Phillip

Joe: Okay Phillip you're up

Phillip (DR): I'm panicking about the water. I'm panicking about the height

Joe: Phillip

Phillip (DR): And then, I have a startling realization

Joe: Who are you grabbing a case for?

Phillip (DR): I have no plan going into this

Phillip: Based on being saved yesterday, I have to grab a case for Lete

Joe: Lete

Parvati: Oh

Joe: Which platform will you jump from?

Phillip: High value

Joe: High value

Dr. Will: Yeah!

Lete: (cheer)

Phillip jumps and grabs a ring

Joe: Lete! Phillip confronted and has now earned you total safety

Lete: I feel like I gotta return the favor

C.K.: You gotta keep me safe Lete if you're next

Lete: I know but I said at the beginning. Whoever saves me, I'll save

C.K.: THat's not how to play this game right now but end your alliance. That's what that does

Lete (DR): Girl, Phillip just pulled my ring. I've played a truthful game up to this point. That's the way I wanna play my game

C.K.: I'ts not time to play nice anymore.

Lete: Yeah

C.K.: You gotta save me, and I will take out somebody

Lete: C.K.'s not gonna own my game and she's not gonna own me

Joe: Alright, Phillip, hang Lete's case. High value, and now, you will choose next

(Phillip gets C.K.'s coin)

Joe: C.K.: Who are you grabbing a case for?

C.K.: (sits on the ground) I don't know. I hope the ones that I've helped will help me in return. So the only thing I can do right now is target somebody that hasn't helped me at all

Joe: Okay

C.K.: And that's gotta be you Dickson

David: Dickson?

C.K.: Yeah

Dickson (DR): You're going with me? Like what?

Dickson: I mean, I could've taken C.K. out instead of Storm but I chose Storm over her but that's fine

C.K. (DR): I'm kind of hurt. I thought Lete would have my back. Maybe I shouldn't have taken alliances so seriously

Joe: Which platform will you jump from?

C.K.: The middle one

Joe: The middle one. Low value

C.K.: Sorry buddy

Dickson: Go ahead. Have at it

C.K.: Everyone's kind of mad at Dickson from the Storm thing. And so it feels like the easiest target

(C.K. jumps and gets the ring)

Joe: C.K. grabbed it. Dickson is now at risk of facing the banker again, and of elimination

Dickson (DR): This is war C.K.. It's gonna be me or you tonight, because I am gunning for you

Joe: C.K., You are selected who goes next. The order is everything

C.K.: The order is everything

Joe: The tile just go back in?

C.K. pulls out a coin

C.K.: Lete

Joe: Hold up hold up. You can't look in the box, that's cheating

La Shell: Wow

Lete: You looked when you drew

Phillip: What's happening right now?

Lete: I'm not cool with cheating man. It changes everything. I can't believe that just happened. I'm so mad

Lete (DR): Absolutely not. She's not gonna cheat and put me on blast to show that I'm truthful and honest with the alliance

Joe: C.K., you peeked at the names on the coins, when you had your hand int eh box. You knew that was against the rules. Therefore, it's a redraw

C.K.: Alright

Dr. Will (DR): There's honor among thieves. And there are rules to war. But you can't cheat. And C.K.'s a cheater

C.K. (DR): I know I shouldn't have done that, and that's not the kind of person I am. I did a terrible thing. So I feel like I needed to punish myself. That's not who you are COurtney

C.K.: So I'm gonna look this way where I can't see anything and draw randomly

Joe: Will!

Dr. Will: (hugs Seychelle) I'm jumping for Seychelle

Seychelle: Alright cool. Thank you Will. Thank you

Joe: Okay, Will you're jumping for Seychelle

Dr. Will: Yeah. I'm going low, no I'm just kidding, high value

Joe: You're gonna go high value?

Dr. Will: Yeah high value

Joe: Head on up

(Dr. Will misses)

Joe: Will has missed the high value case for Seychelle

Lete: Do you think Will tried to miss it?

David: mhm

Dr. Will (DR): I actually really like Seychelle, but I need to lose this competition. I wanna play the banker every single weak. Eliminating people along the way, like David and Parvati

Dr. Will: Aw Seychelle I am so sorry

Dr Will (DR): Because that's where the true power lies

(Dr Will selects a random coin)

Joe: Seychelle

Phillip: This game makes me nauseous

Seychelle: I am going to be grabbing a case for La Shell, because she's been at the bottom

La Shell: A hell of a lot

Joe: Which platform will you be jumping from?

Seychelle: High value

Joe: This is a heroic move for you

Seychelle: Yeah

La Shell: You have this

Seychelle (DR): I am genuinely petrified. Like shook to my core

Joe: Are you ready Seychelle?

Seychelle: (tearing up) Can I have a sec?

La Shell: Yep yep, breathe breathe

Seychelle (DR): I really tried to tell myself, Seychelle envision your family being set on fire in front of you, and you reaching for that ring is just bringing them back

Seychelle misses the ring

Joe: No. Not even close

Seychelle (DR): Rest in peace to the Corderos because I, I, I don't know. I couldn't do it

 

[One]

Seychelle pulls Dickson's ring

Dickson: Going after C.K.

Joe: Dickson's revenge. Low value cases

Parvati (to David): Lete is gonna jump for Phillip. So if you jump for him, then she would jump for you

Parvati (DR): I want David to be protected because I know that people in this game now are thinking about physical threats and the endgame

Parvati: And she's so tall. She's like the best person to make a deal with, you know in this challenge

Parvati (PR): Plus I'd rather jump for somebody who I don't really care about, just in case I Can't reach the ring

David: I don't wanna leave you exposed

Parvati (DR): And if Dickson and C.K. are in the bottom, most likely one of them would be playing the banker. I'm pretty sure I would still be safe even if I was up for elimination. This is the perfect time for me to take a calculated risk

David talks with Lete

David: So to maximize these odds, if I jump for Phillip, will you jump for me?

Lete: Hm

Joe: Alright Dickson. 3, 2, 1, go

(Dickson gets the ring)

Joe: That low value case will now be locked in for C.K.

Dickson: all's fair in love and war

(Dickson pulls Parvati's coin)

Parvati: Oh boy

Joe: Parvati. You are up. Who are you choosing a case for?

Parvati: I think this is going to be like the most insane thing I could ever do. I'm gonna go for Will. High value

La Shell: You're gonna go for Will

Parvati: I know

La Shell: Okay

Dr. Will: Thank you

Joe: Okay. Are you as in shock as I am?

Dr. Will: Pretty shocked

Parvati: Dr. Will is trying to take out the family. So he wants to be on the bottom and play the banker, but I cannot be having that happen

Parvati gets the ring

Joe: You've secured the high value case for Dr. Will! Which now means that he has complete safety in this next temple

Parvati: Never in my life did I think this would be happening

Dr. Will (DR): I'm not stupid. Parvati doesn't wanna work with me. This isn't gonna work on me

Parvati pulls David's coin from the box

Joe: Seem like a good jumper

David: I go alright

Joe: You're also normal sized, like I am. Who are you jumping for?

David: I'm jumping for Phillip

Joe: You going high value?

David: Yeah

Joe: Head on up

(David gets the ring)

Joie: Phillip you now have complete safety at the temple. Two names left

La Shell: Lete and me

Joe: And only one high value case

David pulls Lete's name from the box

Joe: Lete! Who are you jumping for?

Lete: I'm jumping for David. From the first one

Joe: For the high value

Lete: Yeah

C.K. (DR): What are we doing out here?

Joe: Okay Lete, hea don up

C.K.: We have this plan to take out the family, and here's Lete saving David? David?!

Lete: I am a person of integrity. David gets Phillip's so I have to be a woman of my word, and get David's ring

Phillip: Go get it

Lete gets the ring

Lete: I just got the absolute wind knocked out of my lungs (laugh)

Joe: But you got it

Lete: I got it, I got it

C.K. (to Dr. Will): Everyone he's a bunch of sickos

C.K. (DR): I feel so bad for looking down at these coins, but all these fuckers are lying to each other in this game

C.K.: We took Maria Grace out last night, and now those same people are saving each other. It's mind blowing

C.K. (DR): I'm over the lies. I'm over us trying to protect each other. I'm over it

Joe: Lete grabbed the last of the high value cases. La Shell, you're the last to jump in this round. Seychelle and Parvasti are the only ones without case besides yourself. Who are you jumping for?

La Shell: I'm gonna jump for Seychelle because Seychelle's really tried hard to jump for me

Joe: Well you can guarantee Seychelle will be in the bottom by jumping for a low value cas. Or take a risk on a mid value case and try to get her safety

La Shell: I'm gonna take a risk

Joe: Remember, one of them contains the banker's bust

La Shell: I know, but we risk things here on the banker's island

Joe: If La Shell doesn't secure a case for Seychelle, Seychelle will have to jump in round two

La Shell misses the ring

Joe: Alright, everyone has had a turn jumping for someone else. Which means we're going to go to one final round. Seychelle, Parvati, La Shell. You three do not have a case. So in this round you can choose a new guest to jump for, but after the round is over, anyone left without a case will be at risk. Seychelle, you are up first

Seychelle: I have to go again?

Joe: If you don't jump you are automatically at risk

Seychelle: I'ma... I'ma, I'ma be at risk then

La Shell: Do what you need to do

Joe: Seychelle is putting herself at risk to face the banker and potential elimination tonight

Seychelle (DR): Deciding not to jump again, probably not the wisest. But I'm feeling safe I Can't lie. Especially with C.K. and Dickson at the bottom, I'm not worried about getting taken out because they're gonna take out each other

Joe: That leaves Parvati and La Shell to jump for each other

La Shell: I wanna do the 50/50

Parvati: Yeah

La Shell: Do you want the risk one?

Parvati: Yeah, take the risk one. That's the best shot

David: Yeah go the 50/50

David (DR): The biggest problem now is that La Shell and Parv still don't have cases. Parv is completely exposed

Joe: Parvati, you're up. Parvati and La Shell are jumping for the high risk mid value cases for each other. If successful, one of them will have immunity, and one will be at risk to face the banker if the case holds the banker's bust

(Parvati gets the ring)

Joe: Okay La Shell, you're the last one

(La Shell gets the ring)

Joe: You have just given her potential life at temple. With a 50/50 chance of safety. Now it's time to see who earned the most power today. But before we reveal the case values, Seychelle, since you ended up without a case, you are automatically at risk of facing the banker and of elimination

Seychelle: I understand

Joe: C.K., Dickson, both of you have low value cases, which means your fate has already been sealed. You are already at risk of facing the banker and of elimination. Lete, Will, Phillip, and David. You have high value cases which means you have immunity. But lets see who has the power to choose who faces the banker tonight. What do you say we open them at the same time? 3, 2, 1

The players (excluding La Shell and Parvati) open their cases

Joe: Lete! 3.5 million dollars

Lete: Yeah

Joe: You will be in control heading into temple

Lete: Shout out Phillip

Joe: Okay. La Shell, and Parvati. One of you has the banker's bust and will automatically be up for potential elimination and a duel with the banker at the temple. let's open these cases, what do you say?

Parvati: Let's open them up at the same time.

La Shell: Let's do it at the same time

Parvati: That's what we wanna do

Joe: In 3, 2, 1

La Shell gets the Banker's Bust case

Joe: La Shell, you have the banker's bust. Which means you'll also be facing elimination tonight

La Shell: yes

Joe: Parvati, you're safe

Parvati: Thank you

Seychelle (DR): Parvati being safe consecutively. That's power. And I don't like it

Parvati: Thank you for that

La Shell: Of course

Dr. Will (DR): You could be safe week after week after week, but eventually it's gonna catch up to you

Joe: Okay, congratulations Lete. You are safe, and you have the power to choose who faces the banker tonight. Will, Phillip, David, Parvati, congratulations, you are also safe. Dickson, C.K., Seychelle, La Shell, you are all at risk of facing the banker and of elimination tonight. See how it all shakes out at the temple. See you there

C.K. (DR): I really want to play the banker. Because I did something wrong. I made a mistake. And I really need to do something to make up for it. But Lete just blew my mind today. The one time I'm asking you to protect me you can't do it? Well then what the fuck have we been in an alliance for?

La Shell talks with Dickson, David, and Parvati

La Shell: You wanna play?

Dickson: I don't really want to, I don't want C.K. taking me out

David: You wanna play? I think you're good anyway, I don't think you have to worry

La Shell: Yeah

La Shell (DR): I do feel safe, but, worst case scenario, Dickson gets picked to play and then he wildcards his choice if he beats the banker like he id with Storm

 

[One]

(Parvati talks with C.K. and Dickson)

Parvati: What's happening?

C.K.: Alright so, I'm gonna play

Parvati: You wanna play?

C.K.: Cause I feel so bad. I have to explin myself

Parvati: Yeah

C.K.: None of that even would've happened, but Lete's like well I made Phillip a promise, and I'm like are you fucking kidding me? I just (mind blown) you know? (mind blown)

Parvati: Right

C.K.: This is so crazy how everything just played out in there, I'm like everybody's lying to everyone so much. Like David just saved Phillip. Phillip was in on the whole thing of how to get Maria Grace out. Seychelle's coming hard for you. "This bitch that" like wants you fucking out. You and David. THey call you the family, they all want you out

Parvati (DR): I have no clue that there's this other alliance happening

C.K.: Clearly I'm not good at this game

Parvati (DR): I've never seen someone spiral this hard, this fast

C.K.: Like if I can't trust anybody, all these games all depend on who you can trust

Parvati (DR): So I'm just gonna sit back and watch that hot mess express take itself off a cliff

Parvati: (hugs C.K.) Aw sweetie, oh man

Dickson (DR): I'm in the room awkwardly with Parvati and C.K. talking. I really wanna play the banker. I'm just kinda standing there like it might not be a bad idea to sit this one out

C.K.: That's my other thing I wanna do, should I just call everybody out

Parvati: yeah

C.K.: For what the fuck they've done. That's what I was thinking

Parvati: I think that would be great

C.K.: Great! Parvati's like I'm down for ??

Parvati: Do it girl. Yeah

C.K. (DR): I am at full blown war now. I thought alliances were real, and today I realized none of them are. So, why don't we just put everybody's game on blast and restart?



(Lete talks with Seychelle)

Lete: Wanna put C.K.'s ass up? Who is she gonna send home though?

Seychelle: Dickson

Lete: I mean they both have bad looks right now so yeah

Seychelle: I honestly, I feel good with C.K.

(C.K. joins)

C.K.: I don't feel good. That was very bad. I have to go out with some integrity. So I have to play

Lete: Man (tearing up)

C.K.: ??

Lete: I don't know why you put me in that position. Everything could've changed depending on the order

C.K.: (tearing up) I trusted you. I didn't think it mattered. I thought we were tight. And when I found out we weren't, my mind exploded Lete

Lete (DR): How are you going to cheat and then try to blame it on me

C.K.: So if I lose, at least I can lose with the integrity that I want. I deser... to me deserve to play the banker because that's not the kind of person I am

Lete (DR): This is not a good look but like if you really wanna make up for it, you better do a solid and win and send somebody home that we don't want here

Lete; If, I let you play the banker tonight, who are you thinking baout sending home?

C.K.: Who do you want me to take out

Lete: I think the most sense would be Dickson

C.K.: I mean, I did take his case, so it makes the most sense

Lete (DR): I'm super conflicted right now because once you pass over the power of you play the banker, it's now in their hands. But I don't know if I should trust her or not

 

[One]

Banker's Temple

Dickson (DR): I'm not feeling too hot. I always wanna have control over my own destiny. But C.K. wants to face the banker, and it doesn't make sense to put my game in jeopardy, when someone else is willing to put their own game in jeopardy

Joe: Welcome back to the banker's temple. Tonight, one guest will play deal or no deal to try to add money to the final case, that one of you will play for at the finale. Lete, you ended up with the highest value case at the excursion. So for the second time in a row, it's your responsibility to choose tonight's deal or no deal player. Come on over

Lete chooses C.K. to play the banker

Lete: I know C.K. wants to do it and she's gonna kill it

Joe: C.K., you have been chosen to play the banker. Please join me at the podium

C.K.: Alright, well I gotta tell these guys. Uh, today I feel like I need to play the banker because I Feel like i made a mistake.

C.K. (DR): I need to play the banker for my own integrity and honor

C.K.: So that's why I felt like I had to play the banker.

C.K. (DR): But you guys aren't gonna hide behind each other. You're not gonna lie to each other anymore. This is war

C.K.: Where C.K.'s head was when I did such a stupid thing, comes from yesterday. When Phillip, Lete, Will, and Seychelle came to me with an idea to target Maria Grace, and get her out of the game

Lete: Let me tell you. If you stay, I'm coming for your head. Yeah

Dr. Will (DR): C.K. has placed a giant target on her back, but game respects game. As long as I'm not leaving, it's in my favor

Dr. Will: (smile)

C.K.: I did what I had to do, and I protected you and you know that

Lete: You're doing a great job right now. You're trying to act like you going against the banker is my fault because you cheated today

C.K.: Listen. I made a mistake

Lete: This is a game of integrity man

C.K.: I know, and that is why I am okay removing myself from the game because if this game makes me question my own integrity, this game is not worth it to me

Seychelle (DR): My fate is definitely in C.K.'s hands and I don't like it

Joe: Well, we've got a game to play

Parvati: Go C.K.

Joe: Come join me at the podium. C.K.. Tonight you're playing to add money to the final case. Each one of our cases is numbered one through twelve. Lete ended up with the 3.5 million dollar case at the excursion today so let's put that up on the board. And we're also adding the highest value cases from the excursion to the board. And because she believes adversity builds character, the banker has filled the left side with low values. They start at a penny, and tonight, go all the way up to 3.5 million dollars. Remember, the goal is two-fold. Add money to the group's final case, and make a good deal in order to stay in this game. C.K. you ready?

C.K.: Yep

Joe: It is time to play deal or no deal

David: Come on C.K.

Parvati: Let's go C.K.

David: Let's go

Joe: Just like always, you have to pick your case first. So C.K., which one of these 12 cases will you choose?

C.K.: I thought that eight would be best for tonight. What comes around, goes around

Parvati: Yeah

Lete: Perfect (clap)

David (DR): C.K. has made a really definitive choice for our alliance. But there's no way that Lete and Phillip managed to conceive that plan to take out M.G. That is 100% Will

C.K. chooses case 3 - $3,000,000
C.K. chooses case 5 - $100
C.K. chooses case 7 - $0.01
C.K. chooses case 9 - $2,750,000

The banker calls

Parvati (to David): Phillip's been naughty naught

Phillip: Oh I got lots of shit to say

Parvati: Oh?

Phillip: But I'm not going to do it here

Parvati: Why? Do it here

Phillip: No, there's no need, for me to be loud. Absolutely not

Parvati: You must

Phillip: I'm too smart for that

Joe: Okay! Well, you did pretty good. You kept the two biggest values on the board, which is why, you might be happy with this opening offer.

Banker's offer - $351,000

Joe: So she wants to reward you. You've got four high value cases left. If you move onto the next round, you do have to open four cases. For $351,000 towards the final case, C.K., deal or no deal?

C.K.: No deal

C.K. chooses case 11 - $1,000

Parvati: 4

C.K.: I'll let Parvati take four

Parvati (DR): C.K. blowing this up tonight is good for my game with C.K. because I don't think she's gonna have a lot of options beyond this point. I'm praying to the gods of DONDI, please, keep my girl in the game

C.K. chooses case 4 - $2,500,000
C.K. chooses case 1 - $500
C.K. chooses case 2 - $3,500,000

The banker calls

Dickson (to Lete): She might take me out

Banker's offer - $656,000

Joe: Phillip, are you nervous if she makes a good deal?

Phillip: Nope

Parvati: I don't know what's going on with Phillip but something is up

Joe: Okay C.K., the decision is yours. $656,000. Deal or no deal?

C.K.: No deal

C.K. chooses case 6 - $1

Parvati and David cheer

C.K. chooses case 10 - $3,250,000

C.K.: Oooh, so we're back to 50/50

The banker calls

Banker's offer - $925,000

Joe: Seychelle, you're at risk tonight. Are you afraid if she makes a good deal?

Seychelle: No. I trust C.K.

C.K.: Phillip, you're being real quiet

Parvati: Phillip's about to snap over here. Something's going on

Phillip: I'm fine

C.K.: Is it cause David saved you today when you took out his best friend?

Phillip: I did not. If someone made a deal that kept them here that night, that was not me

C.K.: Mm

Phillip: Don't play this game. Don't pretend like if you go low, I'm gonna go higher just based on who I am as a person because I promise you if you go low I will go underground, so underground Harriet Tubman will have to call you in the middle of the night to tell you to run. So I'm telling you right now you don't wanna start this

 

[One]

Episode 7

Joe: C.K, your offer. It is $925,000

C.K.: Phillip you're being real quiet. Is it cause David saved you today when you took out his best friend?

Phillip: I did not. If someone made a deal that kept them here that night, that was not me

C.K.: Mm

Phillip: Don't play this game. Don't pretend like if you go low, I'm gonna go higher, just based on who I am as a person, because I promise you if you go low I will go underground. So underground Harriet Tubman will have to call you in the middle of the night to tell you to run. So I'm telling you right now you don't wanna start this.

Phillip (DR): C.K. lost her whole ass mind. She's trying to out the M.G. elimination, even though she was very much a part of the M.G. elimination. She is a human tornado

C.K.: I'm sorry if I offended you Phillip

Dr. Will: M.G. went home because C.K. said make me a deal and sent M.G. home

C.K.: Yeah. Right

Dr. Will: that's exactly what happened

Joe: It's getting hot in here

Lete: I've been truthful in everything

Parvati: You just said you would take her head off, Lete

Lete: I've been truthful in everything

Parvati: Stop trying to act like you're better than anyone else

Lete: Oh you're cute, okay

Parvati (to David): Not as nice as she pretends to be (laugh)

Phillip: I wanna just share an observation. Not an opinion. Information. The only one person that is smiling is trying to distract us all from the fact that you cheated. That's the only person that's smiling right now

C.K.: I'm the only one that owned up to my mistake, by playing the banker. So that's why I want you guys to do the same

Joe: Okay. But for now, we have to finish this game

Parvati: Let's finish it (clap)

Joe: C.K., Dickson, Seychelle, and La Shell, one of the four of you is going home tonight. Let's see what happens. Okay C.K., block out all the chatter. For an offer of $925,000, deal or no deal?

C.K.: ...

Joe: Walk me through it

C.K.: Um, even though I'm stirring the pot tonight, I am gonna take this offer because I can't Luke you guys

Lete: Thank you

C.K.: and put only $250 on the board, so, I'm gonna do what's best for you guys. Deal Joe

Joe: Okay. C.K., you just took an offer of $925,000. Congratulations. Now C.K., the time has come for us to see if you made a good deal or a bad deal

C.K.: I am okay with it either way

Dickson (to Lete): I think she made a bad deal

Joe: If the offer you accepted of $925,00 is higher than the value of what is in your case, then you made a good deal, and you have beat the banker. C.K., whenever you're ready.

C.K.: Alright let's do it

Joe: Please open your case

C.K.'s case - $250

C.K. made a good deal

Parvati: Oh my God! Oh my God! (clap)

Joe: You made a good deal. You've beaten the banker and you are safe from elimination. You are the first person ever to beat the banker twice. With $925,000 added to the final case tonight, this current total now stands at $6,624,001. Well C.K. your big moment means it's the end of the road for another guest. You must choose someone to leave the game tonight. You can only choose from Dickson, Seychelle, and La Shell

C.K.: Um, I have to think about who has put my game in the most jeopardy, and I trusted someone with my fate, cause I'm trying to play that game and I gave immunity away, and because of that, it's gotta be Seychelle

Seychelle: My love, you know that if you would've kept me here, I would've ate you up, because at the end of the day, no matter what happens in this game, you are nothing but a cheat, with a flat ass baby. And you know who made that deal

C.K.: I know

Seychelle: So if anyone's talking about integrity, and honesty, it's not this bitch. Goodbye. And Lete, eat her up, because you know you would

Lete: Period. And the head of the snake isn't this one. Let's be so clear. It was the chuckles behind us

Joe (to Seychelle): I love the way you played this game

Seychelle: Me too Joe. No funny, I gotta keep it a buck with yall

Lete: Keep it a buck

Seychelle: Yeah, that deal, it changed the game. I did that shit.

Joe: I think your words are gonna shake this temple for the rest of the game

Dr. Will: (nod)

Joe: Thank you for being here

Seychelle: Sure thing

Joe: But you have to leave the temple

Seychelle: See ya

Seychelle (DR): I think I left the game with a bang. I'm a lit ass player. I'm entertaining. I'm beautiful. Of course it's phenomenal to think of winning, but I'm simply grateful at the opportunity. And I am way too smooth to be regretful in any decision I've ever made. I stand on that bitch.

 

[One]

(Parvati talks with C.K.)

Parvati: You did a bomb ass job tonight. I have no words for it. It was so impressive, I've never seen anything like it.

Parvati (DR): Oh my God. What C.K. did at temple blew my mind. She blew up everyone else's spot in this game

C.K.: This is child's play from my real fucking life.

C.K. (DR): I'm emotional outside, but I've played the game strategically. There's snakes here. And there's weasels here. So instead of allowing this chaos to fester, I said let's talk about what everybody's doing

Parvati: You destroyed like I've never seen

C.K.: At least people like Phillip aren't gonna hide anymore. Lete can't do her bullshit, and Seychelle's gone now too


(David joins Parvati and C.K.; Lete, Dr. Will, and Dickson are also there)

Parvati: You're on another level, I don't know

(Lete drops a bowl)

Parvati: Little stressed Lete?

Lete: Parv girl

Lete (DR): I feel like I am a target now. C.K. blew my game up. Got mad at me for her cheating, and put mem on blast in front of everyone, saying all of my plans?

The players sit and talk at the table

La Shell: I don't understand anything that just happened

C.K.: Seychelle didn't have my back. That's all I could think

La Shell: Okay

C.K.: I can trust Will more than her. At least he did what he said

Dr. Will: (laugh) Can we stop with this narrative of like I'm a horrible person

Lete: Will's actually pretty trustworthy, yeah

Dr. Will: Thank you. When you call somebody out, it doesn't always make that person look bad. More commonly, it makes you kinda look bad. Just something to think

C.K.: And if it makes me look bad, this is just where it is, this is just where it ended up

Dr. Will: C.K. is still relishing this mythological concept that she's some sort of reality television genius. She's a complete joke, and she's truly embarrassed herself, but she doesn't have the awareness to recognize that.

C.K.: I feel very comfortable with obviously everything I said and id up there. I have zero regrets about it

Phillip (DR): This is gross. This is ugly. And you're gonna have to watch that back, and say "well I feel good with myself, I cleared my conscience". No you didn't. At this point, I am motivated purely by revenge. We have to take out the family and C.K. at all cost