The Challenge: Ride or Dies (2022)

[One]

Bananas gets a call from Wes, listed as Bananas' life coach.

Bananas: I took your advice and I was like alright, I'm gonna squash whatever beef I had with Devin, and up to this point its worked out relatively well. However, I don't know what his motives are.

Bananas (DR): Devin's been playing a really shifty game. He's been playing all sides of the house while also trying to accuse other people of playing all sides of the house. So who better to try and get into the mind of a scumbag than the world's biggest scumbag and that is my old pal Wes Bergmann (now listed as "Scumbag")

Wes: I can almost guarantee you he's playing both sides

Bananas (DR): Devin's capable of doing anything, I mean one of Devin's biggest moments was sending me home in an elimination where I was blindsided by, you know, a friend of mine Tony back in the day. I know he's a showman. I know he loves big moments so going into the final elimination, it's about as intense as it can get.

Wes (now listed as "Internationally Renown Genius"): These finals have to be like ...

Bananas (DR): It's close. One more massive hurdle to cross and then it's... and then we're there dude.


Deliberation

Tori: We did it!

Devin: Let's go

Tori: I'm so happy. Honestly like we didn't pull it out all season and then finally, bam

Devin: Ice in a bath, ice in our veins. It was a timely victory, but with great power comes great responsibility now doesn' tit.

Tori: Yeah and I think that we just decide to not be responsible

Devin: You want to be irresponsible?

Tori: I kind of want to be irresponsible

Devin: No brainer, I'm in

Tori (DR): I'm not f***ing around. If I'm taking a shot, I'm shooting to win, and a big team is going down

Tori: I mean looking at this board, Aneesa and Jordan on there, they're untouchable in my eyes

Devin: Great, cross em off

Tori: You know the other three could potentially be up for whatever. Olivia/Horacio have had a pretty rough season and they just saved us. In my mind, it's like we could but we could use that as leverage to say another name that's maybe a bigger target in this game

Devin: Our pie in the sky matchup is Moriah and Faysal vs. Nany and Bananas. I also believe Nany and Bananas to be a threat

Tori: I also see Fessy and Moriah being a bigger threat though

Tori (DR): Devin is also mad with power right now. I mean we've been waiting 16 challenges to be drunk of fpower, okay? So here we are. Let's have some fun.

Devin: We've got Johnny Bananas, seven time champion knocking on the door of his eighth. Are we gonna do the same thing, which is bring him to a final, never having faced an elimination? Is that something we're willing to deal with?

Olivia (with Horacio): Where is your head at? I just want to know

Horacio: I think, Bananas is the only person that hasn't seen an elimination. It's time for him to get in there. He's freaking seven time champ. He's the only person that hasn't been in the elimination. Prove yourself now. I know you already did it, but now you're paired up. Now it's time for you to prove yourself

Olivia: This is why the social game is hard because I'm like it's hard that we've made so many relationships but at the same time that's why we're here.

Horacio: Exactly

Olivia: So it's like what do we do?

Horacio: Tori and Devin are gonna be like hey, obviously they want Aneesa and Jordan there, be like we know (??) save you guys, just return the favor. That's the fairest thing because that's probably what Tory and Devin want

Olivia: Also it's the best case scenario because we're gonna get picked. We're gonna have a big team (?).

Horacio: I know


Interrogation

Horacio and Olivia

Devin: If it isn't the rookies of the year

Olivia: I mean...

Horacio: What a title, I'll take it

Tori: How are you guys feeling?

Olivia: I would like to think that we're obviously in a good place. I think that our decision at the elimination the other night hopefully will pay off and that was our strategy.

Tori: I think we're more curious about if you guys were in The Draw who would you save?

Horacio: You know if we were down in The Draw and we were to pick safe, I want to save Aneesa and Jordan

Tori (DR): Olivia and Horacio telling us that they'll save Aneesa and Jordan is going to keep them in The Draw but that doesn't mean they're actually going to do it. So this will be a test of character right now

Olivia: We have no idea what the final has in store. Do we think we're gonna win? I don't know but it'd be dope. I want a chance to just go and you know do what we can do

Tori: We hope that you go in The Draw and we hope that you pick the dagger

Devin: And then save Aneesa and Jordan

Tori: Yeah


Aneesa and Jordan

Tori: Obviously, we're gonna do everything we can in our power to keep you guys safe

Aneesa: Yeah

Tori: That's just the motive right now

Devin: You're going to The Draw

Aneesa: Yeah

Tori: For sure

Aneesa: Thank you

Aneesa (DR): It feels great that Tori has my back. I mean she's my best friend, she better have my f***ing back. I envision us getting to this final together, and I enjoy sharing this experience with her.

Devin: So on that point and you guys are veterans in this game. We got Moriah and Faysal, we got Nany and Bananas, I think we're on different pages here because I'm looking at Bananas and we're looking at a seven time champ, and I think Nany's run three or four finals. Very experienced team. Just your honest take on is it dumb to not put Nany and Bananas in?

Jordan: If I were you the only thing that would be holding me up is Bananas hasn't said your name all game, and you guys been rooming, and so that would be a tough decision for me to make to have to say his name outright, but, I see the other route.

Aneesa: What do you think makes the most sense?

Tori: I'm leaning more toward Moriah and Fessy, and he's leading more toward Nany and Bananas.

Devin: Thank yall

Jordan: Yeah, good luck guys


Faysal and Moriah

Devin: Outside of Aneesa and Jordan, everyone's on the chopping block. I've heard you guys are prety positive it's gonna be you. I'm not there yet

Faysal: All these teams are a threat. Bananas has won seven times. We keep saying how does this dude keep winning seven times, well, it starts where, I'm not throwing Bananas under the bus but because he goes to the final every time and then he turns it on in the final.

Tori (DR): In my mind the direct vote has to be Fessy and Moriah

Faysal: Only thing I'm gonna say, I know you're a logistics guy and numbers guy and like if you look at the statistics, done four seasons with you, never said your name, so it's like damn, it's like every chance you guys get, I'm getting f***ed

Devin: Whateer the decision in made, whether you're in The Draw, or whether you're in the sand direct, it's a game move and this is a really really tough decision.


Bananas and Nany

Dwevin: Well there they are

Bananas: You guys picked a great time to get your first dub this season

Nany: Yeah Congrats

Bananas; So congrats dude, that's huge

Tori: We are still undecided but you know we still have a really hard decision on our hands, so I want to know if you were in The Draw, who would you guys end up saving? Like is there somebody you guys have over Aneesa and Jordan?

Nany: No

Devin (DR): I have learned not only how Bananas plays this game, but how he has won seven of these things. He's very calculated. He keeps to himself when he needs to, he makes big moves when he has the opportunity. Right now we have an opportunity to make a big move.

Bananas: And just so you know, I was told coming into the game this season with you and just from jumpstreet just water under the bridge now and have everything put behind us, and honestly I didn't think that it would go as seamlessly and smoothly as it did because honestly I talked to

Tori: Really?

Nany: I didn't think you guys would be in a relationship at this point

Bananas: I actually spoke to Wes on the phone and I told him I'm in a full blown relationship... with Devin

Tori: This is obviously gonna be really hard for us. I mean we're trying to figure it out

Devin: Pretty much all we got for ya. Preciate you guys taking the time and...

Bananas: Preciate you guys. Congrats on the big win

Tori: Thank you

Tori: I just want to say this to you. You confuse the sh** out of me

Devin: Yeah, I'm confused

Tori: Every single person you talk to I'm like "Oh I believe he may not vote for them", and I'm like "I'm on his team". I feel like I don't even know what you want to do. So you're telling me right now if there's an elimination that we feel like Nany and Bananas are gonna lose to you wanna vote them in and send them home?

Devin: ...maybe?

Tori: That's just really tough to think about

Devin: If this comes back to bite us

Tori: It's gonna be a very difficult decision either way and I am just not ready to make it

 

[One]

Devin: Alright, let's address a few things. Okay? Throttles are moving

Tori: Alright, so what's up?

Devin: Let's shoot to score.

Tori: Okay

Devin: Half court, pull up, clock's winding down

Tori: It's between Fessy and Moriah and Bananas and Nany, so we can either take a shot at a seven time champ, or we can take a shot at the team that absolutely dominated the mini final. Either way, it's a huge team going into elimination.

Devin: Let's just agree that we're gonna leverage our power as much as possible, and here's the thing, you don't like to do that, okay?. I'm not here to lowball the power

Tori: Alright Dave

Devin: That might be the five percent increase of difficulty

Tori: Yeah, of doom

Devin: That changes their...

Tori: Decision

Devin: ...mind, that wins us a million f***ing dollars

Tori: Okay, I like that

Olivia: Devin said they want two big shooters to go against each other

Aneesa: I guess we're gonna have to work together on this

Olivia: Yes

Aneesa: Okay

Olivia: That's what I'm saying

Aneesa: I think you're a great person, and I've got to know you and I really respect you

Olivia: Aw I love you

Aneesa: So like I trust that you're honest with me, and I hope that's what it is because you seem like a pretty straight shooter

Olivia (DR): Having a conversation with Aneesa, I, first of all love her. I feel so seen by her. She is the most OG vet of females and I am the rookiest of rookies so it is a weird like connection that we have and I think that she believesin me so much and she is someone that I do look up to in this game

Aneesa: People f***ing flip on you and they're like "You know what, we're just gonna throw this b**** in", and I think getting blindsided that first time was likwe, you know what I'm here to play. When people pick on you enough, it's like... I've been there. I mean I'm still getting it

Olivia: So, I'm sorry, it's my game too, I'm gonna play ball, and we will pick the right dagger

Aneesa (DR): Olivia's exceeded every expectation I had of her, but when you get to the end of the game or near the end of the game people will do whatever they can do to get to the final. So this is I think where the game gets tricky and all bets are off.

Faysal (with Devin): Well, obviously I know this is a hard decision and

Devin: Brutal really

Faysal: And we've gotten close but I know you're just as close if not closer with everyone else. You vote Moriah and I in but then it's like also what did we talk about? We wonder why Bananas skates to the final and wins 7 times.

Devin: Let's be realistic. Ride or dies, right? I have to play this game with my pair and that's the only reason I can't assure you safety. And Tori's number one priority is keeping Aneesa and Jordan safe.

Faysal: Do you want to get me and Moriah out or do you want to get Bananas out? If I win, it's like at least f***ing Bananas didn't win 8 times, and at least it's good for us

Devin: I'm always playing chess. I'm thinking about checkpoints, I'm thinking about penalties, I'm thinking about what's gonna come next. For me, it's a different conversation so, I f***ing love Tori. We wouldn't be here if I didn't so that's what's making it really difficult. I don't want to see another champ win. If you told me me and you were sitting here and I had a f***ing opportunity to put him in and I didn't do it and he's won 7 f***ing times

Faysal: We're gonna look like idiots

Devin: Look like idiots? We're gonna be idiots

Faysal (DR): When you're in elimination and it's 1v1, anything could happen down there, and you should throw Bananas down here because if you do he will have a first class ticket out of here.


Nany (with Bananas): Talk to me. What's going on, how are you feeling?

Bananas: Remember that prediction I had before coming into this season?

Nany: And what was that?

Bananas: When you were like I got Devin, and he's got me, and I told you, I was like, he's gonna wait for a moment, to make a big move? I'm not saying it's gonna happen but there is a very real possibility that everything that they've done has been some smokescreen to try and like blindside us tonight

Nany: Whatever happens today, we just stay ready

Bananas: I know. Listen. Go in

Nany: With the mindset of we're going in, I know. Don't worry about that. I'm mentally focused, mentally prepared for whatever happens tonight. But that's good to know

Bananas: Alright

Moriah (with Faysal): I think that I'm gonna let whatever's supposed to happen just happen. Really that's all you can do

Faysal: Don't even stress it dude. We've competed well all season

Moriah: Yeah

Faysal: I got complete trust in you

Moriah: I think we'll do. We'll do good together. Let's just see what happens tonight

Faysal: More than likely going in anyway

Moriah: We're just gonna stay ready and you know

Faysal: If it's anything where we can use skillset, we will wipe the floor with anybody down there

Moriah: Yes, but listen, even if it's something that we haven't done together, let's just f***ing communicate the best we can and that's it

Faysal: I'm not planning on losing a f***ing elimination dude so let's f***ing, let's get it going. We just gotta be better than one pair, one night. Let's bust somebody's ass, whoop everybody's ass in the final, and get the f*** out of here $500,000 each richer

Moriah: Yeah, we're good

Faysal: Orlando style

Moriah: Yeah, we're good


Devin: I've never seen this before

T.J.: Devin and Tori. Winning at the exact right moment. Congratulations

Devin: Thank you T.J.

T.J.: By winning, you had to go back to the house and interrogate all of the other pairs. So let's bring em out.

(Nany and Bananas, Olivia and Horacio, Moriah and Faysal, and Aneesa and Jordan enter The Pit)

T.J.: Alright, the moment has come. Devin, Tori, you have a very important decision to make. Which one of these pairs is being sent directly into The Zone. Right now, who's it gonna be?

Tori: Everyone's an incredible competitor down there, and this is obviously a really hard decision but we're playing to win right now and the final is that close that we have to take a shot so, unfortunately tonight our vote is gonna be for Faysal and Moriah

Devin (DR): Not having taken the shot at Bananas and Nany could come back to bite us in the game, bu tI firmly believe that Fessy and Moriah are the strongest pair left in the game outside of me and Tori and if we don't take this shot at them now, we might not get another chance

T.J.: So Faysal and Moriah, you're down here with me, the rest of you take your place at The Draw.

Faysal (DR): I've done four season with Devin, three with Tori. I've never said their name and the moment they get a chance, they throw me in so it's kind of frustrating

Bananas (DR): I breathe a huge sigh of relief but I've seen Aneesa putting in a lot of facetime with Olivia and Aneesa, Tori, Jordan, and Devin are obviously each others' number ones. They've decided to pull in Olivia and Horacio as well, so if we don't pull the safe sword, we're 100% going in.

T.J.: In front of you there are three daggers. one of them is safe. Pull that dagger and you're good to go. And you can choose whichever pair you want to save with you. So, Bananas and Nany, start us off.

(Bananas and Nany pull the middle dagger. Nothing)

T.J.: Dagger is blank. Step back and await your fate. Horacio and Olivia. Might be the most important pull of the season. Go ahead and select one of those daggers.

(Horacio pulls the dagger on the far left. Safe)

T.J.: Horacio and Olivia, you are safe from tonight's elimination

Jordan: Wow

Devin: Oh sh**

T.J.: And now is the ultimate decision. Which pair do you want to save?

Horacio: You know T.J., making it this far in the game, it's been tough. I respect everybody that's here, not just as competitors but as people. I'm sorry Aneesa and Jordan throwing you guys in

Olivia: What?

Horacio: last time, but you guys are safe this time

Aneesa: Oh, Jesus

Olivia: Okay, I was like what?

Aneesa: Thank you

Horacio: We're gonna save Aneesa and Jordan

Horacio (DR): the plan was executed to perfection in a sense. Olivia and I are safe, Aneesa and Jordan are safe, Devin and Tori are happy. Everything went perfectly

Aneesa: My whole heart

T.J.: You four are safe. Go ahead and rejoin the group. Bananas and Nany, you're down here with me.

Jordan (DR): Thank youuu. We're back on the stage. I've never been happier.

 

[One]

T.J.: Bananas and Nany, how you feeling?

Nany: I'm here, I'm in the sand, I'm ready to get this job done T.J. The final is right there, so I'm not going home yet

Bananas: I dodged 15 bullets T.J. and I finally got hit by one so umm, it's a shame we gotta go in against the two of them but it's what we came here to do

Bananas (DR): The only thing worse than going home first is going home last. Especially when you are this close to the final. To top it off, being sent home by Moriah? I don't know how I'd feel about that. I mean that would be, that would be pretty traumatic. I'm not gonna lie. Sending her home though? I mean that's gonna be pretty traumatic too. Either way, tonight's gonna be a painful ending.

T.J.: Alright. Tonight you will be playing "Bridge It". As you can see there are two giant towers right here in the middle of The Zone. Each with two rope bridges attached. Now those rope bridges are missing the rung that are needed to climb to the top. You and your ride or die are gonna start on either side of this giant tower. When I say go, you're gonna grab the available rungs and work your way up this bridge using the same three rungs. If you fall or drop one, you have to start all the way at the bottom. The pair to get to the top of their tower fastest to hit that button will win tonight's elimination round and stay in the game, going for 1 million dollars. Losing pair goes home. Good luck. Get it done.

Moriah (pre-challenge w/ Faysal): Tori and Devin saying our name was stupid but it is what it is and we'r eready to get it done

Faysal (pre-challenge): This elimination is all gonna come down to balance and coordination and me and her are pretty athletic as a pair and I think we'll do just fine. I've already had every type of loss you can think of these past three seasons, and this has been one f***ing rollercoaster this season and we're this close, so it sucks we're going against Bananas and Nany but may the best team win and that's it

Moriah (pre-challenge): Yup, and whoever comes back they better f*** sh** up is what I feel

Nany (pre-challenge w/ Bananas): I am more than prepared to compete tonight

Bananas (pre-challenge): What's motivating us is having the road we've had to trek to get here. We did not want it to end in this way, and I want to get this one to a final and help her win

Nany: To get each other to a final and to win

Bananas: This is just one big ass obstacle left in the way

T.J.: Alright everyone ready? Go!


Faysal (DR): I'm just hoping I'm nimble enough to pull this off. Bananas isn't the greatest at a lot of things, but it's the stupidest things that he excels in and this is a prime example of some sh** that Bananas would be good at but Moriah and I, we're gonna have to find a way to get this done because I can feel it after this elimination, T.J. is gonna announce the final.

Devin (DR): Bananas and Nany winning. We need this to happen. Even though Bananas has won this game seven times. Fessy and Moriah won the mini final. They've done very well in endurance and strength related things, and I don't wanna see that team in a final

Bananas (DR): Every single move is critical. It takes balance, it takes strength, it takes focus, but I'm looking across at Nany and she's basically mimicking exactly what I'm doing and we' just slowly making our way up toward the top.

Nany (DR): I was a gymnast, and I was a cheerleader all my life so twisting my body and moving it in weird positions, it's just normal to me

I'm not losing this game tonight. I'm winning. I refuse to leave this game right before the final when I've worked so hard to get to where I am today.

Olivia (DR): I feel like Bananas and Nany are like the epitome of what a good Challenge team is. They really give it their all and they surprise people time and time again. They just show that experience does pay off in this game and they're an amazing pair together.

Moriah: Fessy, stop and look at what Johnny's doing and copy

Tori (DR): This elimination is hard. I mean every single time somebody moves one of those beams and tries to create a ladder, it either falls through, one falls off, I mean this is honestly anybody's game.

The most difficult part about this elimination is every single time I'm getting somewhere it falls off, so I have to start over, and I look over at Fessy and he's too heavy for this. He looks like a freaking elephant on like a mini tricycle. I don't know how this is gonna go.

Aneesa (DR): Fessy is f***ing awful. I mean horrible. I feel so bad for him but him and Moriah are just, this is just not their elimination.

Bananas (DR): I'm starting to worry that the more time we take to do this, Fessy and Moriah are eventually gonna catch on to some technique and they're gonna get moving on this

(At this point I'm wondering if they could use the sticks monkey bar style. You'd only need two)

Horacio (DR): Look at this, it's just a tower. It's a big jungle gym, at least in my eyes. So tonight is gonna come down to just a whole lot of patience and balance. That could've been a good one for myself and Olivia but it's fine. We'll just stay safe.

(Bananas reaches the top of the ladder)

(Nany drops a stick after getting near the top)

Faysal (DR): Now we're all back to an even playing field, so as long as Moriah and I figure this out before Nany, we're still in this game

Nany (DR): It is so frustrating because I was so close.

Now I just gotta start from the beginning and get it done quick

Moriah (DR): Fessy wants to win so bad, which makes me want to try even harder, and I know I have what it takes to win a final so the two of us together, we're a team to beat, and if we can get through this elimination, Fessy and I will win the final 100%

(Nany nearly drops her stick near the top again, but catches it with her foot)

BAnanas (DR): The look on Nany's face, it's just focus and determination. It's like the cutest thing. I mean, this is like Nany at her best. She is so close to placing her final peg, hitting the buzzer and sending Moriah and Fessy home. So now it's just about Nany staying focused and coming through for the win.

(Nany reaches the top and hits her button)

Nany and Bananas defeat Faysal and Moriah in the "Bridge It" elimination challenge

Aneesa (DR): Nany is something special. She really is. When it's time to play and it's time to work, Nany shows up every time.

Nany (post-challenge w/ Bananas): We're still in the game. We're still here. I'm really happy about it. Going against Fessy and Moriah, I mean they're a really strong team so we didn't really know what to expect but Banany? You can't get rid of us like... We are still here, we never expire

Bananas (post-challenge): If we came all this way only to fall short at like the last possible second, like I was gonna be devastated but it was gonna be more devastated for this one here

Nany (post-challenge): That's my ride or die talking, however if we lost tonight, I would've been just as devastated because we're a team. This is my boy for life and I am so happy that we crushed it tonight and uh let's get to this final, that's what we came here for.

Faysal (post-challenge w/ Moriah): This is my first elimination loss since I've came onto The Challenge and, actually I'm handling it a lot better than I thought you know I've always put a lot of pressure on myself that I have to win, I have to win, I have to win, but I couldn't figure it out so I gotta give it to Nany and Bananas, they killed us.

Moriah (post-challenge): Fessy, he's so heavy I just feel like this wasn't an elimination for us but we did our best and we had fun

Faysal (post-challenge): And I'm happy to go out with her because honestly I wouldn't have got as far as I did without her, you know she busted her ass for me all season

Moriah: Thank you

Faysal: And like one little thing we couldn't get done at the end but that's what The Challenge is about. You gotta do every little thing perfect. Proud of you. Champ in my book

Moriah: Thank you, you too. Always


T.J.: Well, that was a very very difficult elimination. I saw both pairs really giving it a go but, Moriah, Faysal, unfortunately you lost tonight's elimination round. This ends your time here on The Challenge. Take care.

Bananas (DR): It really is a Shakespearean ending to our romantic affair cause I had to send her home but, better her than me I guess.

Moriah (DR): Oh my God, kill me, I'm crying? Bananas I hope you win The Challenge because you deserve it and thanks for being so sweet to me.

Faysal (DR): I"m just thankful that I was allowed to be here this season. I'm glad I brought Moriah, you know, she taught me a lot of things, mostly patience. But I wouldn't have done anything different. I picked the most badass Ride or Die and we stuck by each others' side. It just wasn't in the cards for us

Aneesa: (muttering) Yeah jog it out, get the f*** out

Moriah (DR): Not only did he bring me here but even through our bad time he has been a good friend to me, and he has been a good partner. He doesn't show his emotions a lot but Fessy is a good guy. Take my word for it.

T.J.: Bananas and Nany. That's just how it's done

Nany: Knowing this is the third elimination that I've gone into this season and I've won? Like that never happens to me so this is the best feeling ever

T.J.: Congratulations to you

Bananas: Couldn't have done it without her. We ride together, we die together Nan

Nany (DR): It's just such a happy moment for me

 

[One]

T.J.: Alright, you guys ready for the final?

Everyone: Yes!

T.J.: Let's go to the final

Olivia (DR): I'm so excited. I'm so proud of every single person. We have worked so hard to be here and honestly I think each team would be happy if any of us won, like I'm just excited. I can't believe I made it this far

Tori (DR): I can not wait to run this final. I know it is going to be absolutely miserable, but I wouldn't want to run it with anybody else than Devin. Last season both Devin and I got so close to that win so we are going to win this final. We are going to get our first win together

Horacio (DR): T.J. we want to start the final right now, let's do it right now. Throw it at me, I am ready.

Aneesa (DR): I'm going to have to run this final with Jordan. Drill sergeant Jordan, and that is scarier than running a final, period. So I am looking forward to pushing myself.

T.J.: Alright so stay ready, cause I'll see you soon

Bananas (DR): We have cleared this monumental hurdle. Like you see the peak of one mountain and you think you're at the top but there's an even bigger mountain behind that and what's looming behind the mountain we just got to the top of is the final, and that is a terrifying climb.

 

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Tori (DR w/ Devin): another final

Devin (DR): We're back

Tori (DR): Back to back. We got a lot to prove. We've come up short every single time. A lot of people count this guy out. People look at me as the girl that can't finish the job.

Devin (DR): If we want to win this thing, we have to bring our A-game

Tori (DR): but like when you have to play for a million dollars

Devin (DR): There's pressure obviously but, pressure makes diamonds baby, and we're ready to shine

Nany: One of us is walking away with a million dollars. Well actually one pair of us is walking away with a million dollars

Bananas: Unless they let us take from our partner!

Nany: Oh, and in that case...

Bananas: I would never (crosses fingers)

Nany: I know (sees the crossed fingers and hits Bananas)

Olivia: It's been thirteen years since her last final

Devin: 13 years Aneesa

Bananas: She's back

Tori: You're back baby! The curse is broken!

Jordan (DR w/ Jordan): This game, you have to break it down into two steps. One, make it to the final. Two, win the final. Step one, complete

Aneesa (DR): Yes

Bananas: Who says the old folks can't still do it!

(Later)

Bananas: As the resident hostmaster I guess I will step up. Everybody here has had an absolutely special season in so many different ways. I look around and it's like I'm genuinely stoked by everybody that's here. So raise em up. What a wild ride its been together. Here's one million reasons for us to celebrate. Cheers to the final eight.

Aneesa (DR): Seems like no one's worried but finals can be tricky and anything could happen. I know it's not going to be easy for anyone.


T.J. enters the compound on a motorcycle

T.J.: Alright get your ass over here, let's go.

Alright, so I told you be ready anytime, anywhere. Well, the time is now. All season long, you've been riding with your best friends. The reason that you got this friend is because of your ride or die, and now it's time to see really how close you are.

Bananas (to Nany): My dad's name's Regis, my mom's Laura, I have two sisters, and 10 nieces and nephews.

T.J.: This final will be the hardest, longest, test of your friendship. This is going to be a 100 hour final. 100 hours.

Jordan (DR w/ Aneesa): What are we gonna be doing

Aneesa and Jordan (DR): for 100 hours?!

Aneesa: Like what do we do for days?

Jordan: (DR): Daays

Olivia (DR): I'm like okay he's joking. Cause he thinks he's funny and he makes jokes sometimes, and I'm like okay cool, that's a funyn joke. No. So I'm terrified.

Horacio (DR): I'm excited. A hundred hours of pain, torture, sleep deprivation, hunger, anything. Throw it at me.

T.J.: So, stick together. Stay strong

Nany (DR): I think a lot of times I doubt myself and that gets in the way of my performance so I'm giving myself the biggest pep talk in my head, that I am strong, I am capable, I am confident, and tha tI can do this

T.J.: You never know what's around the corner. SO don't quit

Devin: Never

Devin (DR): It's no secret I've got some weakenesses with endurance but I've been working on that. I lost last final because I couldn't get up a mountain fast enough. I refuse to make the same mistake twice.

T.J.: So, outback, I have four 4x4s. You're gonna take those to the first stop. The moment you get into those 4x4s is hour 1. 100 hours stands between you and 1 million dollars. So get your stuff, let's go.


Devin (with Tori): Oh, it's a stick. You know how to drive stick?

Tori: No. Let's switch

Devin: Think we're the best pair here?

Tori: We have a legacy here. We gotta go get that champ title.

Nany: I remember watching you and I was like this guy is a piece of sh**

Bananas: But you're like "but I like him"

Nany: "But I like him"

Bananas: (laughs)

Olivia (w/ Horacio): I'm nervous, I'm can't lie, but that's good. I'm gonna channel that. I really wanna not let you down, and I also don't wanna

Horacio: Trust me, you're not gonna let me down

Horacio (DR): Going into the final, biggest weakness for me is gonna be having to control my emotions. In the mini final it was a preview of me kind of breaking. Showing that side where I want to win at all costs and I can't start freaking out. I have to be able to keep my composure at all times and stay positive.

Jordan: It's crazy, we've made it all this way

Aneesa: I'm happy we've got this far

Jordan: How do you think the rest of them are gonna do?

Aneesa: I don't know, it's four days. Horacio's so excited for it, I'm like bro you don't understand. This isn't like going to sleep and then playing a game the next day after you get a protein shake in and stretch. This is like your tired body, lack of nutrition, sleeping or not sleeping, and doing this with someone else. People are definitely gonna fight. Four days is annoying

Jordan: That makes it such a question mark for everybody

Aneesa: Yeah

Nany: Finally, I think we're approaching something

(Sign: Stop No vehicles beyond this point)

(They all get out of their cars and take out their boxes/trunks to carry with them)

Tori (DR): This isn't gonna be an easy final. Jordan is a three time champ. Aneesa's a beast. Nany's been to the last three finals in a row. Johnny Bananas is a seven time champ. Olivia and Horacio are two of the best rookies I've ever seen in my life. This is anybody's game

Tori: There's a yellow arrow

Devin: Yeah, we might have to go that way

Tori: So what are we gonna have to do?

Jordan (DR): We have no idea what's around the corner, except for 100 hours of nothing but work. Nothing but suffering. Bring it on.

T.J.: Ah there you are. Alright, come on in.

Drop your trunks at your color station.

Well, you're probably ready to get some rest right now. Inside each of your trunks, there are some camping supplies. Everything that you need to have a good night's rest. But of course, there's a catch. To open those trunks, you need a code. The only way to get the code is for each pair to ride 100 kilometers, that's over 62 miles on these bikes. Once you hit 100, that code will appear on your screen, and that'll unlock your overnight supplies. Alright? Get it done. Get some rest. You never know when I'm gonna show up. So be ready for my cue. I'll see you then.

(They get on the bikes and start pedaling)

Aneesa (DR): There are people that you need to retire. I'm continuously having to prove myself, and that's exhausting. But I think my biggest strength is being resilient, and persevering. Anyone can win this final, and that's what I wanna show.

Tori (DR): Devin and I are... we're doing okay. Devin isn't really known for his endurance so we are just gonna go at our own pace and when the time comes we are gonna clock in.

Jordan: What you got Horacio?

Horacio: 26.3

Jordan: Nice, savage

Horacio: What are you at Jordan?

Jordan: 25.1

Horacio: Wow

Tori: Alright, what are you at Dave?

Devin: 20.3

Tori: I mean if you're syaing that time doesn't matter then we're just slow strolling this b****

Devin: Time does not matter

Tori: Yeah, so who cares

Devin (DR): This is not a timed event. There is no benefit to finishing first. The only thing that you get is more time to set up your tent. So I'm conserving my energy. I'm not gonna push it too hard here.

Horacio: Doing good?

Olivia: Use the chest, that's the plan. Definitely need sleep, first night. Let's rush to go to sleep

Olivia (DR): We don't know what T.J. has up his sleeve. He could be back in 10 minutes. He could be back in an hour. He could be back in the morning. We don't know so not only are we gonna show everyone we came here to play, but also we can get as much shut-eye as we can.

Olivia: What are you?

Horacio: 42.2

Olivia: Let's go! If this bike had wings right now, I seriously think that we're going so fast, we would literally fly

Bananas: Guys you guys can pop a wheelie on this. You can pop a wheelie

Nany: Why don't you just focus on what the f*** you're supposed to do. Stop dicking around

Bananas: I'm not dicking around

Nany: You are

(Bananas snaps shirt in Nany's direction)

Nany: In my f***ing face?

Bananas: I'm just trying to

Nany: What the f*** is wrong with you?

Bananas: Sorry Nany. Just wanted to see if you wanted my sweat rag

Devin (DR): We are not 5 hours into this final, and Banany is already at each others' throats. Nany, she's getting a taste of exactly who her ride or die really is, and it doesn't seem like she's got the palate for it.

Nany: Seriously, like can we f***ing

Bananas: I'm trying. Can I check in with my partner?

Nany: Can you pretend you're in a final? That would be nice

Bananas: We're in a final?

Nany: F***ing idiot

Bananas: Can I check in with my partner without you telling me to not do it?

Nany: Can you be serious for once please? Can you pretend you're in a final? That woudl be nice

Bananas: We're in a final?

Nany: Alright, anyways

Bananas: Just hanging out in the woods

Nany: Let's go back to what I'm doing

Bananas: We're riding on a stationary bike on a platform

Nany: Shut up

Bananas: You ratchet up the intensity a little bit. I'm gonna back off a little bit, and we'll meet in the middle

Nany: F***ing idiot

Bananas: Sound good?

(Bananas snaps shirt at Nany)

Aneesa: How are you still doing?

Jordan: I'm still on the bike, how are you doing?!

Aneesa: I'm still here

Jordan: That's great!

Aneesa: What are you on?

Jordan: 41.4

Aneesa: 34.3

Olivia: 48 now. What are you?

Horacio: I'm at 51.5. I just gotta finish .4 and we're done

 

[One]

T.J.: Horacio, Olivia, you're good

Horacio: 2 7 4 9 3

T.J.: Set up camp over by the camp fire in your designated area

Olivia: A tent

Horacio: I'm guessing this is a tent, and sleeping bags

You know how to make it?

Olivia: I do know how to make a tent. I'm from Alaska. My dad would be so disappointed.

Horacio: This is a small tent

Olivia: I know. It's like a little bathroom tent

Aneesa: Okay I'm at 46

Jordan: At 54

T.J.: Alright, Jordan and Aneesa, you're good

Jordan: 1 3 9 8 5, that's what I got

Nany (DR w/ Bananas): I know that Jordan and Aneesa, they don't always work well together, but somehow they always seem to pull it off

Bananas (DR): Listen, Jordan's track record speaks for itself. I mean the guy's absolutely terrifying to run a final against. And Aneesa again, I think this was her stand out season

Bananas: You got yours?

Nany: Yes I'm at 52.1

T.J.: Nany, Bananas you're good

Bananas: 7 1 6 8 4

Nany: Thanks for picking up my bag

Tori: Just go. Move your legs faster

Devin: There's no point

Tori: I know

Devin: Four days

Tori: Okay

Devin: It's like, I'm not gonna do dumb sh**, for no reason

T.J.: Alright, Tori and Devin you're good

Tori: 3 4 0 2 1.

Olivia (DR): If that's a warmup of what's to come, I'm a little scared, but we killed it

Horacio (DR): Hopefully we get a little bit of rest, cause I know what lies ahead is gonna be tough. When we first came in here, I told her like, I don't even know if we're gonna make it past week 2, and now we're here, and just see what happens

Olivia: Yeah

Tori (DR): We're just gonna like do our best to like maintain our energy because this is not a spring, this is a marathon

Devin (DR): It's night one of a four night final. I don't give a sh** about that stupid bike.

(Morning)

T.J.: Welcome to Day 2. This is hour 19 of 100 long hours. Long way to go. Now, today is a race. Along the race, there are several stations. To test you and your ride or die's partnership, you must complete each station before continuing on. You really really want to win today, cause you win today it'll give you a distinct advantage tomorrow. We're talking one million dollars, alright? Remember what I told you. This is not a traditional final. You're both still in the game as long as you're both still fighting. Let's do that sh**

(T.J. gets on his ATV, and they follow behind him on foot)

Jordan (DR w/ Aneesa): Look, as a pair, we've got a lot of strengths. But we also have a few weaknesses

Aneesa (DR): Weaknesses could be different of opinion. Difference in how we communicate. We aren't the same person. I think if we were more similar it would probably backfire for us.

(Aneesa trips on the run)

Aneesa: Ow! Jordan...

Jordan: What are you doing?

Aneesa: I f***ing rolled it. That's why I told you stay on the f***ing course

Jordan: Just make up another excuse.

Aneesa (DR): I don't know what the f*** just happened. And I am in so much pain

Aneesa: I rolled my whole ankle

Jordan: Oh my God

Aneesa (DR w/ Jordan): Jordan's like "Let's just cut the course", and Jordan knows I'm not the fastest runner here, but I will keep going.

Jordan (DR): This is such a long winded way of you blaming me for you rolling your ankle

Aneesa (DR): Just saying

Jordan: Just make up another excuse

Aneesa: Jordan, I don't want to fight with you for four days

Jordan: I'm not fighting

Aneesa (DR): I'm not blaming you, I'm just saying I wish we didn't go off the road

Jordan (DR): So it's my fault Aneesa rolled her ankle

Aneesa (DR): I didn't say that

Jordan (DR): No no no, that's exactly, you juts said

Aneesa (DR): I just said I wish we wouldn't have gone off the couse

Jordan (DR): by adding all that in and saying Jordan wanted to, I wish we would've ran a little bit more before we got to the final but

Aneesa (DR): Well

Jordan (DR): You can't have your cake and eat it too

Jordan: How's it feel now?

Aneesa: A little tingly. It's just I haven't rolled that one since I broke it so

Jordan: It'll go away

(Station 1)

T.J.: My ride or dies will have 10 bolas that they need to land on their station. And for every two bolas that they land, they can sabotage any other pair with disgusting rank smoothies.

Tori: Is it vegan?

Devin: I can drink em

Bananas: Really whip it Nany. Hard

(Tori gets one to hang on the bar)

(Devin gets one to hang)

(Nany gets one to hang)

(Tori gives a smoothie to Nany and Bananas)

(Bananas gets one, and gives a smoothie to Devin and Tori)

Nany (DR): At this point, Tori and Devin are in the lead so we obvioulsy want to, you know, do what we can to destroy their lead as much as possible

Bananas: That was exactly the power you needed, just a little bit to the right

(Nany gets another)

(Olivia cuts her hand)

(Bananas gives a smoothie to Olivia and Horacio)

Olivia (DR): The caribeener loops itself onto my finger and pulls it, and it rips part of my finger off. Obviously I can't stop. I'm watching us get sabotaged right in front of my eyes, and I'm not gonna let myself down or Horacio down

Olivia: Horacio, my finger just like basically ripped off

Horacio: Where? Ahhh

Olivia: It's okay it's okay. I'm sorry

Horacio: I got you

Olivia: I need something. I would need stitches

Olivia: My finger flesh is coming out

(Olivia gets medical attention)

Olivia: I'm not quitting over a finger. I'll cut it off

Olivia (DR): My finger is hurting so bad like honestly I've never really felt a pain like it.

(Horacio comes over)

Olivia: Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Go go go

Olivia (DR): My dad did not raise a quitter and I want to win this final so bad, it would be horrible to have to quit at the first station

(Horacio gets one)

(Tori and Devin land two more bolas)

Devin: Hey, you guys wanna call a truce or you wanna keep passing these things back and forth?

Bananas: No, call a truce bro

Devin: Alright

Bananas (DR w/ Nany): If this keeps going back and forht, we're only gonna scrw our own two games, so Devin like the opportunist he is wants to make a truce in the heat of the moment and, I mean

Nany (DR): We took it

(Jordan and Aneesa get two bolas and give a smoothie to Bananas and Nany)

(Horacio and Olivia get one to go and add a smoothie to Bananas and Nany)

Nany: Why?!

(Devin and Tori get another and add drinks to Horacio and Olivia)

Nany: They don't have any

Olivia: They can't take anymore

(A smoothie is given to Jordan and Aneesa)

(Aneesa gets one to go)

Jordan (DR): The great thing about this is, the other three teams don't see me and Aneesa as a threat, so they're just handing their drinks out to each other, and we're not getting that many

(Jordan gives a drink to Olivia and Horacio)

(Olivia lands one and gives a drink to Devin and Tori)

(Bananas lands and gives a drink to Jordan and Aneesa)

(Tori and Devin land)

(Nany lands)

(Devin and Tori land two more)

Devin: Now what, we drink all these? All 10

Tori: If you need to split it

(Devin starts drinking the first smoothie)

Tori: Do you need me to help you? I'm a vegan, but I'll do it for you

Devin (DR): Tori's a vegan. Which means I need to drink all these mugs, full of fish guts and that sucks, but we're ride or dies for a reason. It's miserable, but I'm gonna do it. For you Tori

T.J.: Atta boy Devin. Atta boy. I hate this part

(Devin heaves over and over)

Tori: Let's go. Come on

Devin: where are we going?

Tori: That way?

Devin: Where are we going?

Tori: Do you want to stop and throw up?

Devin: Nope. I'm gonna run it off

Tori: Okay, run it off

(Horacio gives a smoothie to Jordan and Aneesa)

Horacio: Alright we're done, we're done

Olivia: Start drinking! Start drinking. Just take a sip and puke, I don't know

Horacio (DR w/ Olivia): Finish throwing the bolas and look over to the barrel and we have six pints to drink, and they're from every other team

Olivia (DR): Leave us alone

Horacio (DR): Yeah, let us run smoothly

(Horacio starts drinking the first smoothie)

Olivia: Start drinking. What is it?

Olivia (to the medics): Okay, I'm gonna drink this while you do this I guess cause he's telling me it's disgusting. Oh my God. Where do we puke?

(Jordan and Aneesa complete, tip their jugs and start drinking)

(Nany lands another bola, and Nany and Bananas start drinking)

Nany: It is disgusting

 

[One]

Devin (DR): My biggest weakness, endurance. But, my biggest strength in this game has always been my ability to adapt on the fly and switch up my strategy and pair it with Tori. That's a winning recipe.

Tori (DR): I think my biggest strength as a challenger is probably my fearlessness and my heart. They could beat me, but I promise you if they beat me it's cause they deserved it because I'm never ever going to stop.

Devin: To the end of the road

Tori: Yep, we're yellow

T.J.: At this station, players will find 16 tires, with all the names of the liminated players. One at a time, they're gonna move all these heavy tires a kilometer away. And then they're gonn ahave to arrange those names in the order in which they were eliminated before moving on.

(Jordan and Aneesa finish up their smoothies second)

Olivia (DR): It is so discouraging drinking no tonly this most foul drink I've ever tasted in my life but watchign everyone finish their drinks and take off to the next station and we still have three or four more left. I'm like we are never gonna finish this.

(Olivia tries chewing)

Horacio: This is so gross

(Olivia heaves)

Bananas (DR): The true challenge in this final is gonna be keeping Nany focused and just keeping her wits about her and not letting her get too down on herself because I know that she's got this incredible gear that she can shift into and just go

Bananas: Remember what you're fighting for Nany

Nany: I know

Bananas: Remember what you're fighting for

Jordan: Come get me!

Aneesa: I'm not f***ing sprinting. You being that far in front doesn't help

Tori: Stack each tire in the order these ride or dies were eliminated,s tarting from the bottom to the top

Devin: Caitlin, Sam

Tori: Oh that's first, yeah. Alright, so after Caitlin and Sam was who? Turbo and Samara

(Horacio and Olivia finish their drinks)

Horacio: It was disgusting. You got this. You got this

Olivia: I've never in my life tasted something so gross

Horacio: I need water

Bananas: Transfer one tire to each end of the road (Transfer one tire each to the end of the road). Tired must never touch the ground. Okay. Take them in order that people

Nany: Left. Caitlin and Sam

Bananas; It's gonna be order of elimination. Either first to last or last to first

Devin: Fight through it Tori. You want to beat these f***ers don't you?

Jordan: Does it matter what names we take?

Aneesa: mm mm

Jordan: Come on, cvome get me

Aneesa: It's not helpful

Jordan: I just don't know how we're walking this slow

Aneesa (DR): Jordan's not really responding well to me rolling my ankle, um, he has a very suck it up attitude that if I put energy into it, it's gonna make it worse

Jordan: Like we walk out of the house faster than this, you know what I mean?

Aneesa: There's a different way of saying that too. You don't have to make me feel like sh**. All I'm saying is every other partner is just with their other partner.

Aneesa (DR): I'm hoping that the swelling isn't too severe. I don't want to injure myself further, but I also am not going to stop moving

Jordan: Because the other partner is running. I'm walking

Aneesa: Well, I would run as fast as Nany if I f***ing could. But I can't

Jordan: I'm literally doing a regular walk

Jordan (DR): I've got a legacy to protect. When I show up in this game, everyone is put on notice, and every time I'm in a final, I am gonna push everyone around me until they fall out or until I fall out

There has to be some kind of push right?

Bananas: The second station we arrive at, we see a pile of tires and the tires have the names of all of the eliminated players throughout the season. And now it's just a good old fashioned foot race with a tire around our neck.

Nany: Stack the tires in the order these Ride or Dies were eliminated, starting from the bottom

Bananas and Nany stack one of their two tires

Horacio and Olivia reach the tire station

Horacio (DR): Despite Olivia's finger, she is not stopping. One of the best why's you can have in this game besides family, besides money, is just proving it to yourself and I think that's her engine, that's her fuel

(Horacio and Olivia pass Jordan and Aneesa)

Tori (DR): this is gonna come down to remembering who was even here. We have to go back in time and remember all of the people that were here like, oh my God, I forgot Turbo was here, and like Kim and Colleen, and like Analeese and Tommy. Like, people are starting to pop back up I feel like distant memories of the past.

Bananas: Johnny Raven

Nany: Johnny Raven

Bananas: Analeese Tommy?

Nany: Analeese Tommy

Bananas: We're sure. Did Johnny and Raven do the hangy bar? No

Nany: Oh no

Bananas: So it's gotta be Raven/Johnny or was it Kim and Colleen?

Nany: Kim and Colleen won against Analeese and Tommy

Bananas: Beat em

Nany: Yes, beat them, so Analeese and Tommy then Kim and Colleen

Horacio: I'm gonna be walking, just try to keep with my pace okay?

Olivia: Okay

Tori: Here you go buddy

Devin: Let me just look at em

Tori: I know this is right so let's go. Thank you. I wrote these down in my notebook Dave. I wrote this down in my notebook and looked at it every once in a while

Devin: Alright

Tori: Ready?

Jordan: Kayla/Turbo

Aneesa: Okay

Bananas: Kim and Colleen, Laurel Jack

Nany: And then after that

Bananas: And then Laurel/Jack avenge us

Nany: Yes. So Amber and Chauncey, oh no I'm sorry (??) and then

Bananas: Wasn't it then Jay and Michele?

Nany: Then Jay and Michele, yes

Nany (DR): Johnny and I are on a mission. We are working so well together. We're basically using our memory and going right back to the very beginning of the season all the way up to now, and we are just hammering these eliminations down like no other

I'm starting to realize that Aneesa is actually limping. There's something wrong with her ankle and it seems like she's rolled it.

Olivia (DR): I grew up with two sisters and a brother, so my dad kind of raised me and my sisters as tomboys, and at the time I didn't reallyunderstand why. None of my friends were building houses and going fishing and having to gut the fish themselves and I'm realizing that he raised us to be equal to men and I am so grateful for that.

Tori: Oh sh** Darrell and Veronica

Devin: That's what I'm saying

Tori: They get eliminated later

Devin: Let's just take a f***ing second, that's wha tI'm saying. Who won when they put Darrell in?

Tori: Nelson

Devin: That was the memory challenge. So it's Jack and then Darrell and Veronica.

Tori: Okay

Devin: And then it's the car challenge that Jordan wins

Tori: Yeah

Devin: And Jay comes in second

Tori: Okay yes

Devin: And they throw him in

Tori: Okay

Devin: Alright little miss f***ing "I wrote this down in my notebook"?

Tori: I love you

T.J.: Tori and Devin, you're killing it

Tori: Thank you

Okay? Ready, let's go

Devin: I gotta stay hydrated. We're gonna go all day. We have a big lead

Bananas: Remember what you're fighting for here Nany

Nany: I know

Bananas: We're about 80 hours away of your entire life being changed

Nany: I know

Bananas: You've gone harder in Vegas for 80 hours, you got this

Nany: Thanks Johnny. Thanks for the reminder

Nany (DR): Mentally and emotionally I was probably at my lowest after my mom's passing, but coming into this season my biggest motivation was to you know to live up to my mom lived up to and my mom was the strongest woman I knew

Olivia (DR): Tori and Devin are definitely a huge threat in this final. I think that they have such a big why behind why they want to win. They have played so many seasons and been so close numerous amount of times. And when you're that close it's like just give me the win already.

Tori (DR w/ Devin): One thing that we both know about finals, having experience, is yes, it is important to have a lead early in the game, but it is early in the game

Devin (DR): We've seen an early lead pay off in this game several times

Tori (DR): And the important thing about getting a lead is to let everybody around you know, hey we are here to compete and we are going to be hard to beat

Devin (DR): We don't want to beat these pairs, we want to demoralize them

Jordan: I don't this thing when I'm running and like pain will come up and I try to use the power of my mind so I envision being able to control the like white blood cells and everything and healing it then run. So just envision your body jus tlike sending down there and molding over and making it so strong. Stronger than it was before. I'll literally say this stuff in my head as I'm going, and most of the time it works

Aneesa (DR): Pain is pain. I can't ignore that my ankle's rolled. I don't want to injure myself further

Bananas: Nelson/Moriah/Jordan

Nany: God you stress me out

Bananas; Don't touch her

Nany: Get her and go

Bananas: Well don't be so, be gentle

Nany: Come on.

Bananas: with my girlfriend

Nany: Okay come on seriously it's not a joke

Bananas: Don't let her talk to you like that Moriah. That's what I've always wanted, is to wear Moriah as a hat. Told we'd be in a final together honey. Me and you til the end

Nany: (laughs) Come on

Devin and Tori complete the second station task

 

[One]

Tori: Okay let's go. Probably this way?

T.J.: hm (rides off)

Tori (DR): This final's 100 hours. Devin and I are keeping the lead. This has been very difficult but because of our sheer power of will and resilience, we are on to the next stage and let's go

Use your slingshot to break 1 target each. 2 targets total for each pair.
The first pair to break 2 targets gets to sabotage another pair of their choosing and assign them 2 extra targets before moving on.

T.J.: In this station, our ride or dies are gonna use slingshots to knock out two targets. The first ones to get it done will have the chance to sabotage any other pair. The race is getting tight

Devin (DR): The infamous slingshot. Me and Tori have got this in the bag

(Devin hits first)

Devin: Thank counts. Alright, just one. Come all the way back. Further, further, further. Go down so the ball stays in by itself. Just a little bit to the left, a little bit to the left. Fire. Give me that. Got it

(Tori hits)

Tori: We're gonna sabotage Olivia and Horacio

Devin: Yeah

Devin (DR): I decided to make an in the moment deal with Bananas and Nany. I said very clearly, we won't sabotage you if you don't sabotage us. They agreed. We're obviously not gonna put the sabotage on Aneesa and Jordan which means Olivia and Horacio, I'm sorry, but you're gonna have to hit these targets twice apiece.

Tori and Devin have complete station 3

T.J.: Good going. Good going. Wow. That's how it's done.

Bananas and Nany complete station 2

Bananas: Good job. Don't give me that look

Nany: Don't f***ing yell at me when we're like

Bananas: We're running a f***ing race Nany

Nany: I get it but stop f***ing yelling at me

Bananas (DR): I already see kind of like the frustration and the doubt starting to creep into her head. I mean this could be disastrous

Horacio: Come on Olivia. All the way, all the way. Final trip

Olivia (DR): Horacio pushes himself in everything he does. So I feel like winning this whole final would just be like a win at life for you. It would like seal the deal like, you know, and put a stamp on the envelope of like "Okay, I'm good enough and you know I can do anything"

Horacio: Let's do this. Last one.

Nany and Bananas reach the third station

Nany: Wait, where's Tori and Devin?

T.J.: Tori and Devin already did it, and they sabotaged Horacio and Olivia

Bananas: Alright

Nany: We're neck and neck with Tori and Devin. In the slingshot, we have not been sabotaged so we only have two golf balls to make. It would mean everything to me and Johnny to win this season. He and I actually put in a lot of work. Politically, socially, mentally, emotionally, and I just feel like it would mean everything to take home that win with my Ride or Die.

T.J.: All you gotta do is break two targets. One each

Bananas misses

Bananas: A bit off. Come a little bit to my left, to your left. SO put it in. Down to one knee. To your left

Nany: Almost

Olivia (DR): I think when my family watches me be injured, running for a long period of time, not showering and not wearing any makeup, they're gonna be like, wow. My dad's literally gonna say, that's my girl. I knew I raised you right.

Horacio and Olivia complete the second station

Horacio (DR): We're moving and I'm super happy, but at the same time I know my family back home, they're... I don't want to say they'd be disappointed but they'd be like "What are you doing? You should be up there. You should blow this out of the water.

Bananas misses again

Devin (DR): No one for half a mile

Tori: We don't know how long it's gonna take them on that slingshot

Devin: It's gonna take Nany a while

Tori: Kind of wish we didn't cut that deal with them, but maybe it'll pay off later

Devin: We got one coming our way. There's no point in blowing our load in day one

Tori: Yeah

Devin: Because this thing goes for a while

Tori: Yeah

Devin: And, we didn't put it on them there. We can put em on them now whenever we want and they owe us one. If they hit a early checkpoint tomorrow or the next day and they throw it on us, then they f***ing lied.

T.J.: (smirking in the background)

Bananas misses again

Nany: Oh God so close

Bananas: You gotta be f***ing kidding me man

Nany: It's okay. Don't get stressed out about it

Bananas (DR): This is a lot more difficult and it's a lot more precise than it looks.

Bananas: Get back just, get down to shoot. Don't even hesitate

Nany drops her ball while holding it back

Bananas: F***

Nany: Johnny, you gotta f***ing relax because I can't

Bananas: Go!

Bananas (DR): The frustration is building and it's just starting to boil over. This is the first test between Nany and I and our communication and me trying to be a patient partner. And it's just so difficult for me in a situation like this to try and (sigh) just contain myself and not get frustration. Really it's not even a battle between us and the other teams. This is like a battle between me and like trying to contain my excitement and frustration

Nany: I can't work off your energy like that. Calm the f*** down. Jesus

Nany (DR): On the outside looking in you probably think that Johnyn and I absolutely hate each other based on the way that we talk to each other

Bananas: You know exactly what you're doing now. You're good

Nany (DR): But it's actually the exact opposite. That's just really how we communicate. Honestly it's probably the most dysfunctional friendship you'll ever see but with him and I it just works

Nany misses

Bananas: Oof

Horacio and Olivia reach the third checkpoint

T.J.: Alright Olivia, Horacio, you've been sabotaged by Tori and Devin. They already hit two, so now you have hit four

Horacio: Four? We gotta break four?

Olivia (DR): Lo and behold, we are sabotaged yet again. Hopefully have good aim today

Olivia: I can't even f***ing pull with this finger

Bananas: I can already see the pain and the suffering in Olivia's eyes and I think she's realizing real quick that this is what a final's all about. Buckle Olivia cause this is just beginning

Bananas hits the target

Bananas: Did that hit?

Nany: That hit

Nany hits the target

Nany and Bananas complete station 3

Horacio hits the target twice in a row

Olivia (DR): If I get this target quickly, we could possibly not only catch up to Johnny and Nany, we could pass them and be second. So I'm like okay, we 're doing good. Let me do this.

Olivia: Did we get it?

Horacio: No, you're so close, you're almost there

Jordan: Come get me, I know you can. I know you f***ing can. You can. Stop saying I can't

Aneesa: I didn't say I can't

Jordan: Then what, you don't want to?

Aneesa: I am walking faster. You're walking too.

Aneesa (DR): I dealt with worse pain than an ankle sprain in my life. Believe me, I've been through a lot of sh**, and there is nothing physically that can happen to me that will ever ever be worse than what I have experienced emotionally so, what's pain? It's 100 hours of pain. It was gonna be painful anyway

Jordan and Aneesa complete station 2

Jordan (DR): Aneesa and I come into station 2 in second place. But we leave station two in fourth place. Cause it was a run station, but I'm telling you. Give us anything else, we're gonna catch em.

 

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Horacio: A little bit to the right. A little bit to your left

Olivia misses

Olivia: F*** me. I'm trying. Damn this is bleeding bad

Olivia pulls the band back, releases, and the ball returns and hits her in the face

Olivia: I broke my nose

Horacio: You broke your nose?

Olivia: Yup

Horacio (DR): I don't know what to do right now. I'm just lost for words right now. She already had damaged her finger.

Olivia: Why does this always happen to me. I'm so sorry

Horacio: No no no no. Don't say sorry. Don't say sorry

Horacio (DR): I want her to be okay. That's all that I'm worried about right now. But I'm also, I can't not think about what's gonna happen next

Olivia: This is really seriously happening?

Horacio: Don't worry, we're okay. They're here now

The medics arrive

Olivia: Is it broken?

Medic: I don't know, but take it easy

Olivia: This is seriously f*** my life right now

Horacio: You're okay.

Olivia is taken to the ambulance
They're going to take her to the hospital

Horacio: You're okay Liv. I'm so proud of what you've done. We're gonna keep you in. I know you are. But I'm happy. I'm so proud. I'm with you

Olivia: Does me nose look really f***ed up?

Horacio: No, it's not. It's not

Olivia: You promise?

Horacio: I promise

Olivia: I don't wanna quit

Horacio: No, you're not quitting. You're not quitting. I know you're not

Olivia (DR): Just put a bandaid on my nose, like let me keep going. Please, like I'm not ready to stop. And... I don't even know

Olivia: Is it like kinda straight still?

Horacio: It's still straight

Medic: You have blue eyes so everything's okay

Horacio: You still have that amazing smile, beautiful nose, everything, okay?

Olivia: I want to know if I can run though

Horacio: Don't worry about that right now.

Olivia (DR): He doesn't care about the game, he cares about me, and it feels good because you knwo I know he's super competitive but he just doesn't care anymore and like I want to make sure you're okay. I feel like this is the closest we have gotten this whole game, this whole season, and it's a weird way for it to happen but you know better late than never

Horacio: Liv, you're gonna take off, I'm not gonna be able to go with you, but you're okay

Olivia: Are you gonna try to finish

Horacio: I'm gonna finish this. If they give me the chance, you know I'm gonna kill this

Olivia: Okay

Horacio: Okay? You know I'm doing this for you

Olivia: Okay

Horacio: They give me the chance I'm gonna kill it

Olivia: We ride or die

Horacio: We ride or die. I promise that. And I will give more than 100% for you

Olivia: Okay

Olivia (DR): I've come so far, and I just want to do what I came here for and finish what I started and I can't believe what's happening

T.J.: Horacio. As you know, you live and die by your ride or die. Olivia is unable to continue on in this final, so, you're out. I'm sorry

Horacio and Olivia are eliminated

Horacio tears up

Horacio: I have to finish this, I'm serious

Executive Producer: I'm so sorry

Horacio: I'll do double work, it's okay

Exec: If there was anything I could do, you have my word that I would do it

Horacio: I could do double work, it's okay

Exec: I'm so sorry

Olivia (DR w/ Horacio): I feel like, you know, it's my fault

Horacio (DR): No. No. I don't see it that way. Dont' say sorry. We both made it this far because of you and because of me, and what happened, it's an accident. You blew my expectations out of the water. I couldn't have asked for abetter partner

Olivia: Don't make me cry

Horacio: No, and I truly truly love you so much and I care for you so much, and hopefully this is not our last rodeo

Olivia: That was sweet

Jordan and Aneesa reach the third checkpoint

Jordan: Do you see this?

Aneesa: Yeah

Jordan: No, do you see him by himself?

Aneesa: You okay Horacio?

Horacio: We're out

Aneesa: Why?

Horacio: Olivia broke her nose or something

Aneesa; I'm sorry baby

Jordan (DR w/ Aneesa): They've had such an amazing season, esxpecially for two rookies coming in

Aneesa: How the f*** did that happen?

Horacio: The ball came back and hit her

Aneesa: Ugh

Jordan (DR): Competition or not, my heart breaks because

Aneesa; It's done in two seconds. It's over

Jordan (DR): Around any corner, it can be snatched from you

Aneesa: Wow

Jordan: She quit?

Aneesa: Broke her nose or something on one of these balls

Jordan: No way, it came back?

Jordan (DR): I can be a hole in your ankle. It can be a golf ball to the face. Everything in a final is a potential danger

 

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Tori (DR): I don't even know where the other teams are. It's just time to go

Bananas: This is it Nany. Let's go

Jordan: We got one down. We're sitting in third

Aneesa: Yeah

Jordan: and we got three days left. They're gonna drop like flies. Let's go

Jordan and Aneesa complete station three

Devin: At your pace. I'm gonna be five paces behind you

Tori: Yeah. Hi babies

Devin: There's this guy named Bananas coming. Hates cows.

Cow (Production): Who are you?

Devin: Stop eyeballing me. Vegan. Chill

Cows (Production): What an ass****

T.J.: Killing it Tori. Killing it Devin. Good habit to get into

Devin: Thanks Teej

Bananas: Just envision Tori right now, how happy she is Nany. That should piss you off

Nany: Let's go

Bananas (DR): This run just doesn't end. Pathway after pathway, we're turning corners, I mean I had to stop at one point to ask a cow for directions. Should we keep going

Cow (Production): Turn left at the the fork

Other cow (Production): Do you guys need a ride?

Nany: Oh no, it's okay, we'll walk

Bananas (DR): All I know is that we need to make up some time on Tori and Devin who are in the lead right now

Devin: Uh oh. I think we're going swimming Tor

Oh lord. Perfect, cause tha tlooks clean. Excellent. Day keeps getting better. Let's get in the swamp.

T.J.: Our ride or dies have to solve a very unique puzzle with four different sides. First, they gotta swim out to get all of their puzzle pieces on both sides of the swamp

Devin: Here we go. I know I keep saying this but I've really gotta get a job

Tori: Yeah, we're in ski suits. Gross

Devin (DR w/): What is it?

Tori (DR): Large pieces

Devin (DR): Neon green

Tori (DR): It smells like dead bodies

Devin (DR): It's bad

Tori: Smells so bad

Devin: It's toxic. It's like toxic waste you know? There's a chance we come out even stronger than when we went in. Honestly, if I have a choice, I'm gonna be a super villain. I just want to watch the world burn

Tori: ahh!

Devin: What?

Tori: Something touched me. It's a swamp monster

Tori: This is fun. I believe there's a dead fish behind me so be careful

Bananas: This is it Nany. You alright?

Nany: Yeah

Tori: Look, it's pea soup

Nany: Is it disgusting?

Tori: It's disgusting. Well, once you get to a point

Bananas: Walk on the edge as long as you can

T.J. (To Devin and Tori): So far so good. Keep it moving

T.J.: Are they having fun? Hehehehe

Tori: Back in the pea soup

Bananas: I got it

Nany: Thank you

Tori: There's something satisfying about these little balls

Devin: I mean, I'm not particularly enthused

(Tori and Devin reach a sign that reads "Puzzle Key")

Tori: There's a larger version of it over there

Tori: That's three. One more

(Tori and Devin retrieve their final set of pieces)

Devin: You wanna start

Tori: I have an idea why don't I do this while you go look at the thing

Devin: I'm gonna start at the top left

T.J.: And now here comes the fun part. They can only use the answer key way way over there. This is gonna drive everyone crazy

Devin: Orange arrows, orange dagger

T.J.: They're playing for a million dollars, so keep your cool, and let's get it done

Devin: Yellow background, yellow dagger with a pink background

Tori: I'll work on these

Devin: Just get what you see

Bananas: I think something just f***ing swam by my leg. I'm definitely gonna grow a third testicle after this slime bath... Come here. Good job. Here we go! Let's move. Let's go, let's go. Bananas and Nany are right on our heels at this point. So we need to make sure to solve this puzzle very efficiently. You get one wrong, the whole thing's wrong.

Devin: Blue dagger, go

Tori: I need to...

Devin: No, just go! Just go!

Tori: I am over you. Why are you talking to me like that?

Devin: Blue dagger

Devin: More trips is better Tor. Let's turn it into a race

Tori: I'm trying to f***ing think. Stop!

Devin: Just get two!

Tori: Orange, blue, green

Bananas: Okay, I got these two

Bananas (DR): We have to arrange these puzzle pieces on a puzzle board. You have to remember colors. You have to remember symbols. And what's really difficult about these is, you have one piece out of order, your puzzle is shot. This thing could take all day

Devin: Hey Tor listen, I love you, I'm sorry, we gotta go

Tori: It doesn't help out when you're screaming at me when I'm trying to

Devin: I know but we gotta go

Bananas: Nany! Just do two (??)

Nany: got bam(?). God, f***ing stressing me out

Jordan: Come get me

Aneesa: Green pond

Jordan: Aw sh**

Nany (DR): All of a sudden, Aneesa and Jordan show up. The pressure is on. Jordan and Aneesa are smart and they're gonna get this puzzle done quick

Aneesa: Let's see the f***ing damage. It's pretty bad. Yeah?

Jordan: I mean it jus tlooks like a regular rolled ankle

Aneesa: It hurts

Jordan: We're in a race Aneesa. Come on!

Devin (DR): Jordan's not a good loser. So to see Tori and I in first place right now, this has got to be a blow to his ego

Jordan: I mean at this point I'd be walking backwards!

Aneesa: Coming

Devin: Orange, arrow, dagger, blue, dagger, arrows

Jordan: Aw F***

Aneesa: This is disgusting

Jordan: Yeah

Bananas: So I'll get these

Jordan: This is easy

Devin: Go back. Just get (??)

Jordan: We're not here for long

Jordan: What are you doing Aneesa?

Aneesa: Yelling, does not help

Jordan: Ahhh. You wanted this for 13 years. I wouldn't ask you to do anything you can't do. You can do it

Aneesa: It's frustrating to be talked to liek this. This man is on my last nerve. It's hard to want to win with someone who talks to you like sh**

Tori: Orange background, blue arrow, green background. Whoa

Tori (DR): I start to recognize something just right in front of my face. There is a pattern here. This entire thing mirrors itself. one symbol on one side makes the background color of the other side, and all of the symbols are going in the same direction around every piece

Tori: We need to look. Look at them. The chain link is always close to a heart. It's the same pattern we did for this. The entire thing

Devin: Yeah okay

Tori: Okay? Be very cool

Devin: Yeah

Devin (DR): I love my ride or die. And she just showed up in a big way. She finds the pattern. You're a genius Tori

Devin: Check

T.J.: Sounds horn

(Devin and Tori complete station 4)

Devin: Take the whole thing down. You're like a God**** encyclopedia here

Tori (DR w/ Devin): We've had times where we fought, but we've always come together collectively and been like here we are

Devin (DR): We are built different

Devin: Love you. You are f***ing amazing

Bananas: I'm gonna go down this f***ing board right here

Jordan: Hey, what the f*** are yall doing?

Jordan (DR): Lo and behold, Bananas and Nany are still here. This s where we put it on em

Jordan: Separate em by thing

Aneesa: Alright

Bananas: Good so far?

Nany: I don't know what I did to it. Like even bending like that, it hurts

Bananas; If Nany's already tweaked something or hurt a knee this early on, I mean this could be disastrous

Bananas (to Aneesa): What happened to uh Olivia?

Aneesa: I think she hit her nose. Maybe it flew out. It was crazy

Bananas: Well now Nany is f***ing her knee up. While these motherf***ers absolutely Rain Man'd this puzzle dude

Jordan: Wow

Jordan (DR): It's definitely tough to lose to Tori in a game that I should be very good at, on top of these competitive emotions, it gets very tough

Devin: We're almost back to camp Tor. Let's break them right now

T.J.: Here at camp, there are puzzles. One for each ride or die pair. They must solve these puzzles before they can go to sleep. This can take hours

T.J.: Tori and Devin, killing it

Nany: Did you realize that every cube is the same colors? Purple, orange

Bananas: Motherf***er

Nany: I know, I wish we would've figured it out sooner

Bananas: Son of a b****

Nany: But it's fine

Bananas: See, that's my partner. May not look very bright but don't let her fool ya, even a broken clock is right twice a day

Nany: Check?

T.J.: (sound shorn)

Bananas (DR): I'm super proud of the way Nany performed today. My only concern right now is her knee. We're only one leg into the final and Nany is already one leg down

Bananas: Here we go!

Devin: I know this is right

Tori: Sometimes when you're married on something that you think is true and it's not, it f***s everything.

Devin: You're right about that Tori. Sometimes, all you have to do is switch it around and you get everything that you were looking for.

Tori: Oh, is this it?

Devin: There it is

Tori: Oh, check

Devin: Check please

T.J.: Wow is all I have to say. You're 30 hours into the 100 hour final. Go ahead and hang out by the camp, wait for the rest. Wow

Devin (DR): Communication is absolutely crucial to ride or dies. We're taking off. We're leaving these other pairs in the dust

 

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Bananas: Oh God. Another f***ing puzzle?

Nany (DR): Oh my God. Another puzzle. I can't take this anymore

Nany: Hey, you guys done?

Tori: Yeah

Bananas: Did you hear what happened to Olivia?

Tori: No

Bananas: The slingshot f***ing hit her in the face, the golf ball

Nany: Alright Johnny, we're timed

Bananas: Can I do something that doesn't involve thinking for a second here? I'm a little fried.

Aneesa: Okay, do you see how all of these mimic each other and everything has the sign?

Jordan: F*** this, let's just go

Aneesa: They're all one side

Jordan: F*** all, what do you mean they're all one side?

Aneesa: Look

Jordan: Why are we doing this right now?

Aneesa: Because I'm right. Pink and pink, and yellow and yellow are here. Orange and purple are here

Jordan: Or they're different. They're different right? There's no pattern. Just f***ing go

Aneesa: The pattern is right here Jordan

Jordan: Just go Aneesa. Just go

Aneesa: Watch until it's done

Aneesa (DR): It's just almost easier for him to just f*** up and me being like hey you did it, you didn't wanna listen

Aneesa: (?) right

Aneesa (DR): I don't know that's just easier than arguing with him to prove that I'm right. So, that's his bad

Jordan: This is my nightmare. This is a dream that you're trying to run fast and you can't

Bananas: I don't know this puzzle board, what's up, what's down. I'm looking at a bunch of different colored pieces. Some of them don't even make any sense

Nany: I hate that piece. I hate it so much

Bananas: I hate this piece

Nany: I hate them all

Bananas: Puzzles just aren't our strong suit, okay? And neither one of us is figuring this thing out.

Jordan: Chain, chain, heart dagger.

Aneesa: Which heart was it

Jordan: And they match

Aneesa: That's what I'm saying. That's what I was trying to tell you

Jordan: Heart, dagger, chain

Aneesa: mmhm, I laid them out for you

Aneesa: Check

T.J.: (sounds horn)

Aneesa: I knew it! I knew there was a pattern! Rrr I'm a monster. I'm rain man!

Jordan (DR): Aneesa figures out a pattern. I was wrong. We knock out station four fast, and we are heading home baby.

Nany: Ugh. Any kind of anything?

Jordan: Aneesa come get me

Aneesa: Okay, hold on

Jordan: No, it shouldn't be me stop. Come on

(Aneesa speeds up)

Aneesa (DR w/ Jordan): I just feel broken, and I don't feel supported in my pain right now. I just kind of feel alone in this

Jordan (DR): This is a tough position for me because we're in a final now, and it's either gonna finish, or you're gonna quit.

Bananas: You can't just put us back on the bikes? Like I'll do another 50 f***ing kilometers dude

Jordan: You must complete the puzzle before resting

Aneesa (DR): And there's another puzzle, and Bananas and Nany are still stuck on it, which gives us time. Hopefully we can get this done because the only way we can get sleep tonight is if we finish this puzzle.

Aneesa: Do you have a little tiny piece?

Jordan: Yeah, what kind?

Bananas: Jordanimal, all that this does is determine when we go to sleep, so we'll help you guys if you help us

Jordan: F*** Yeah

Bananas: I'll bet we'll finish this before Horacio and Olivia do

Jordan: Big triangle, big triangle, big triangle

Aneesa: Yeah, could be

Jordan: Look, it is

Aneesa: Yes yes yes yes yes yes, you have a great brain. I was never gonna say that, but I'm saying it. I thought I was rain man but I think we have maybe matched. We can't put at that side

Bananas: Jordan

(Bananas lifts the table at an angle to show Jordan and Aneesa)

Nany: Yeah, figure it out from here and please help us

Jordan: We are

Tori: Watching from my tent is entertaining cause I don't have TV out in the forest, but Jordan and Aneesa re literally helping Bananas and Nany, so I think they're both realizing that Devin and I already won, so we're gonna have the advantage tomorrow and I guess to them it doesn't matter who comes in second

Aneesa: Can we change the orientation of this piece?

Jordan: Sure

Bananas: Go somewhere!

Nany: Seriously. Fit anywhere

Jordan: Yeah it's (?) corner

Aneesa: Wait wait wait, check! check!

Jordan and Aneesa complete station 5

Jordan: Boom, just like that

T.J.: Great, great job

(Jordan lifts the table to show Bananas and Nany)

Aneesa: This has to go in the left corner up top. That three

Jordan (DR): Listen, I believe in karma. I also believe that Nany and Bananas would much rather sabotage Tori and Devin, and Tori and Devin would much rather sabotage Nany and Bananas. So, if we do them a favor, we will keep ourselves on their good side, and they won't sabotage us.

Aneesa: The red is in the right corner

Jordan: Now, top left put your three.

Nany: Okay

Jordan: Yes just like that. Put it above the three. Next is the purple 9

Nany: Oh my God thank you. God, I love you. I f***ing love you

Bananas: Oh, f*** dude


Aneesa sees a medic, and gets her ankle taped up

Jordan: No wonder its been 13 years

Devin (DR): If you don't have perfect communication, you are gonna have big problems because we're now starting to see the other pairs falling apart here, and uh, it's given me all the confidence in the world. I firmly beleive that we're the strongest pair

Jordan: When you're not having fun, I'm an asshole

Aneesa: Not having fun when you wanted to go off the f***ing track!

Jordan: You're gonna blame me for rolling your ankle

Bananas: In all honesty Jordan, her ankle is kinda your fault dude. You're the one that decided to go all Bear Grylls through the forest and pilot your own path. I mean you should be taking some responsibility for this dude

Aneesa: Being a f***ing dickhead like this is

Jordan: I'm letting you know

Aneesa: Well I'm sorry, I hate myself during it...

Jordan: Would you rather me say it's catastrophic?

Aneesa: ...so f***you Jordan. F*** you

Jordan: It's catastrophic. We should be done. I think that you should

Aneesa: Shut the f*** up

Jordan: I think you should...

Aneesa: Just f*** you!

Jordan: Listen you can't...

Aneesa: Shut up

Jordan: We shouldn't continue this way. That's compassion

Aneesa; No, you're not a compassionate person

Jordan: You work through it

Aneesa: Shut the f*** up


Tori: What's wrong

Aneesa: I'm just frustrated

Tori: Yeah

Tori: The way you two work together, like you don't actually mesh. You both bring good things to the table but like you are completely different people.

Aneesa: Like if this would've happened to you, I would've been like "Are you okay?"

Tori: Yeah

Aneesa: "Do you need to stop?"

Tori: Yeah

Aneesa: Not "Do you want to quit?" Just be compassionate, like I don't care if you f***ing yell at me with me

Tori: But he's not compassionate

Aneesa; I know

Tori: He is what he is and that's part of what makes him so good

Aneesa: In what?

Tori: At just being a competitor cause he's just so...

Aneesa: Well he should just do it by himself. It makes it hard to want to win with someone like that

Tori: I hate to see you like this

Aneesa: I've been yelled at and disregarded for how many hours?

Aneesa (DR): I'm not saying Jordan is a bad human being. He has grown so much, but in this very moment I am getting zero of what I need, like, you yelling at me is not going to make my ankle heal any faster

Aneesa: It's bad. I've never been with somebody that talked to me like that

Tori: You need to take all of your energy, which is not easy to do and just let it go, and then just focus on healing right now. You're not gonna quit are you?

Aneesa: No

Tori: I just want you to know, I'm proud of you. They're usually hard, and this is your first final in how many seasons?

Aneesa: Losing right before the final is the reason why I didn't make so many

Tori: But you're here

Aneesa: Yeah

Tori: And you proved that to yourself, and now just don't give up. I love you

Aneesa: I love you too

Tori: Sorry

 

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(Morning)

Bananas: Dude everyone was dying yesterday

Aneesa: Dying

Bananas: And there was no break. It was like...

Aneesa: That thing was so long

Bananas: It never ended. Ah the Jordanimal is ready to go, look at him

Aneesa: how are you feeling?

Jordan: Like sh**

Aneesa: I'm pretty purple, I feel like an oompa loompa

Jordan: Yeah

Aneesa: It's so gross

Bananas; It looks like a water balloon

Jordan (DR): Look, I'm a little abrasive sometimes, and after sleeping, I was like okay. Today is gonna be all about keep her motivated

Aneesa: For me, I personally need the compassion

Tori: And then there were three

Aneesa: Oh no

Devin: Here it comes

T.J.: There they are. Welcome to hour 50, of your 100 hour final. Halfway there. You three are the only ones left going for that on million dollars. And today, you are one step closer to being crowned champions of the hardest final that we've ever had.

Bananas (DR): I've done some really tough finals in the past. Right now, everyone, I mean we look like the walking dead. Everything hurts. My knees, my back. This final, this is the real deal, and half way to a hundred is still a long time to go

T.J.: Today is not for the feint of heart. It'll be about never giving up on your ride or die, as the two of you must work together in a series of grueling stations. So, I have a couple of badass cars right around the corner for you. Only thing is, I forgot to put motors in them so, you're gonna have to push them (laughs)

I apologize. I grabbed my wallet, I was like, the cars, I didn't put the mtoors in the cars. So I apologize. Now Devin and Tori, you finished first yesterday, so you'll get a head start, Aneesa and Jordan, you're gonna go second, and Bananas and Nany, you'll be going third. Conditions are terrible, your bodies are aching, but remember, no matter what, never give up. This is where winners are made and losers break. Good luck.

Tori (pre-challenge w/ Devin): I feel like we're always gonna work well as a pair together and honestly the most important thing today is to finish strong and come out with a lead again. Obviously like we just need to let these people know that this is ours to win.

Aneesa (pre-challenge w/ Jordan): The one thing about Jordan and I, no matter what we go through, it's like we come back, and I think there's just a lot that we still need to learn and are learning from one another

Jordan (pre-challenge): Always

Aneesa (pre-challenge): So, I'm gonna give Jordan everything I have today

Jordan (pre-challenge): And you're gonna get it all from me

Nany (pre-challenge w/ Bananas): Our communication is just always the same, it never changes. One minute we're yelling at each other, the next minute we're laughing. That's just how we communciate. It's very dysfunctional, but that's just the way that we communicate and we're okay with that

Bananas (pre-challenge): We're like an old married couple

Nany (pre-challenge): It's so weird

Bananas: We need to (??) now

Nany: Yeah

Tori: Yeah I'm just warming up

Devin: Yeah, we're fine right here. We go like this all day, we're good

Tori (DR): Devin and I have pretty much kept the lead since we got here. Just because you're in the lead does not mean it's not gonna change. The pendulum can always swing and we need to just keep our eye on the prize

Jordan: This is slippery. Get over here to the grass. Just get everything warmed up right now, then, we get to work

Aneesa: It is slippery

(Bananas and Nany pass Jordan and Aneesa)

Jordan: Okay try-hards

Jordan: They can forget about us, and then we hoodwink em

Bananas; How you doin?

Nany: Good

Bananas: Good, good

Devin: This mud is tough to run in. ... I see the cars. Think I like the orange one, but t's hard to tell

T.J.: You can get whatever car you want. When you touch it, it's yours

Tori: Any one?

Devin: Don't touch it Tori. Don't touch anything. We don't want pink, it's on the road. There's no way to start this thing

Tori: Yeah

Devin: In the mud

Tori: Yeah

Devin: We got time

Tori: Not too much time, so let's make a quick decision

Devin (DR): Let's use our benefit of getting there first. We're gonna pick the easiest car. There's one that's on the road, but it's in the mud. And then we've got one tha tlooks pretty good.

Devin: Let's go orange

Devin (DR): Keep it moving.

Tori: Ah, this is gonna be hard

Devin: 3... 2... 1. Yep, that's what we're gonna do. The whole time.

Tori (DR): Winning this would be everything. I have an entire family back home waiting for me to pull out that win, and let them realize that even though I've been through an emotional roller coaster, you still can become a champ, and I just want to make my family really proud

Devin: I'm actually gonna need to be up here, cause this thing pulls heavy to the right

Tori: Dude, it doesn't have to be that straight

Devin: Tori, if we go over there, it's over

Bananas: I see em out in the field

Nany (DR): We are not messing around because we know that we need to make up so much time after yesterday. The money would change my life in so many ways. I'm in the process of opening up my own business. I'm in skincare. I could use every penny of that money to make sure that my future with Kaycee is in good hands.

Tori: They're here already

Devin: Trust me

Tori: I know I can trust you, but we can move and go

Devin: 3... 2... go

Bananas: We have to push someone else's car?

Devin: 3... 2... 1

Bananas: Keep going Nany

Tori: It's gonna take forever

...

Tori: Okay I don't like how much time we're taking

T.J.: You can get whatever car you want. When you touch them it's yours

Bananas; Hold on hold on hold on. We'll have a hell of a time on the grass. Let me see what this traction's like

(Nany touches the car)

Bananas: Hold on!

T.J.: ope

Nany: Why are you yelling at me

Bananas: You touched it

T.J.: (laugh)

Nany: Well, I didn't know

Nany (DR): I'm an idiot. I didn't realize that the moment we tocuhed a car, that's the car that we have to push, and that's the car that's stuck in the mud.

Nany: Let's go

Bananas: Rock back, push. Aw Jesus

Tori: I think Nany Bananas picked the wrong one

Devin: that's why we're smart

Jordan: Keep going

Aneesa: Alright Jordy

T.J.: Yeah Jordan. Yeah Aneesa

Jordan (DR): Bananas and Nany make a mistake. Guess what, the road's muddy, dummy.

Bananas: Oh my God

Jordan (DR): Now, Aneesa's got a flat tire of her own, but we catch Bananas and Nany, and as long as we can stay close, we're in it.

Nany: Why the f*** did we choose this one

T.J.: Catching up, let's go

Devin: Okay now, listen to me. Let's get half the car on the flat ground.

Tori (DR w/ Devin): When I'm working with Devin on anything in a game, he's pilot, I'm copilot. He creates the strategy and then we operate from there.

Devin (DR): One word, tenacity. She's got it. Sky's the limit

Tori: 10 more big steps, let's go. Let's go, let's go

(Devin and Tori complete station 6)

Devin: Alright Tori

(Bananas and Nany complete station 6)

T.J.: Nice, nice Aneesa. This is it

Jordan: Come on, push. We're there

Aneesa: We're good

T.J.: Nice work

Jordan: Good job