Deal or No Deal Island - Season 2

[One]

La Shell (DR): This game tests your integrity big time. After last night's temple, this is a whole new game. This is like day one. New alliances will have to be formed, and trust will have to be rebuilt. And thre's not a lot of time, there's only eigh tof us

(Dickson talks with David)

Dickson: Dude, I'm so happy man. You really have had my back this entire game dudde

David: I told you homie. Dude we're getting to play with Parvati. How do you think you'd go if you played Survivor?

Dickson: I don't think I'd make it too far

David: How do you think I'd go?

Dickson: I think you'd make it really far

David: Come on son

Dickson: Yeah dude

David: Do they have one for other countries?

Dickson: They have Australian Survivor, but I've never watched it

David: I can do that right?

Dickson: You can do that dude. Follow your dreams

David: Don't lie to me Dickson!

Dickson: Follow

David: Don't lie to me!

Dickson: Your dreams

David: (laugh)

David (DR): So if you're keeping a secret, and all of a sudden, at the finish line, someone's like, oh that's that guy, he's been lying to you the whole time, you are dead in the water

David: I love you kid, you're so good

David (DR): So I need to keep my entire Survivor past

Dickson: You're awesome

David: You too man

David (DR): 100% secret, to the end


(Dr. Will talks with Lete and Phillip)

Dr. Will: If there's some synergy that makes sense, maybe we should just look for, you know, mutual understanding

Lete: yeah

Dr. Will: Listen, let's say you two are on teams together, and I'm with David, with Parvati, and with C.K., I'm gonna bomb it. Our group will be vulnerable, your group is safe, then we'll figure it out

Dr. Will (DR): It's a heavy crown to wear, to be the smart, you know? I deal with it

Lete: I love that idea Will

Lete (DR): My opinion changed for Dr. Will. Maybe he isn't so bad all the time. Do I trust him completely yet? No but I do think he's a man of his word

Lete: You're hilarious


(Parvati joins Lete, Dr. Will, and Phillip)

Lete: Oh hello!

Parvati: You're getting ready. What do you think this challenge is gonna be today?

Lete: I think it's gonna be a partner thing

Parvati: Cause there's even numbers?

Lete: Yeah

Parvati: Yeah. Phillip, it seems like you don't wanna talk to anybody. Or maybe it's just me

Phillip: I think I talked enough last night

Parvati: Well alright

Lete: Alright

Parvati: And I'll see ya later

Lete: Alright. See ya then

Phillip: I don't remember wearing my "I'm a dumbass bitch shirt", but apparently, I forgot

Phillip (DR): It's odd to me, that after temple last night, everyone is just like wake up good morning have some eggs and toast, like no. Battle lines have been drawn, and now World War 3 is afoot!

 

[One]

Excursion

Joe: Hello everyone.

Parvati: Hi Jo

Joe: Sure was a firey night at temple to say the least

Parvati: Spicy

Joe: Tempers flared, fingers were pointed. The competition has clearly intensified. ANd the banker, wants to take it to the next level

Parvati: Of course

C.K.: Of course, yeah

Lete: Let's do it

Joe: So she's planned something special, for our most recent winners

Lete: Oh hey

Joe: Lete, who won the last excursion

Lete: Yes, I did

Joe: and C.K., who won the last Deal or No Deal game. Today, you two will be team captains

Lete: Knew it, okay

Parvati: Sure

Joe: Today's excursion will test a central theme as of late. Integrity. The first order of business, picking teams

Parvati: Oh my God

David: Oh yeah

Joe: As to which captain picks first, I will do the pulling this time

La Shell: Okay Joe

Lete: Good one Joe

Lete (DR): We're testing integrity today which is crazy considering the person that is also the team captain next to me, is the one who cheated last excursion

Joe pulls Lete's name out of the box

Joe: Lete

Lete: Let's go

Joe: Go ahead and pick your first teammate

Lete: I want to choose Phillip

Joe: C.K. you're up

Lete: I choose David

Joe: David joins green team

Lete: Parvati

Lete (DR): Picking Parvati is an opportunity to see if I can trust her or not

C.K.: I take Dickson

Lete: I think La Shell

Joe: Alright Dr. Will. That means you are going on the green team with C.K.

Dr. Will: I am the game disruptor. I told Lete and Phillip that if I wasn't on their team, maybe I Would slow down, purposely losing the competition, and we could send C.K. home. And that's my plan

Lete (DR): Shout out Will. This could not have ended up more perfect

Joe: Okay, teams are set. Now let's get to the rules. Nine cases for each team, with matching values, have been placed along the shoreline. Each captain will send out one team member at a time to retrieve a case. But only the captains will know the exact case values which are printed inside of your ledger. Choices will need to be made quickly and decisively, because as soon as one team locks in six cases, the game is over. The team with the highest combined case value wins the excursion, and each member earns total safety at the temple. The winning captain will have the power to choose who faces the banker tonight. The entire losing team will be at risk of facing the banker and of elimination. But of course it wouldn't be a proper excursion without a twist. Just because your captain tells you which case to retrieve, doesn't mean you have to listen. They may be leading you astray, because one of the nine cases is worth 0 dollars, but it contains safety for the captain only

Lete: Oh my gosh!

C.K.: Mm

Lete (DR): I am a person of integrity. I've played my whole game like that. It's gonna be hard for me not to pull that case though. My back is against the wall

Joe: Lete, C.K., you can open up your ledgers and take a look. Call your first player up to the podium

C.K.: David

Lete: Parvati

Joe: You can each have a moment to strategize with them

Lete; I think we're gonna go for case 5 which is at the end

Parvati: Okay. And that's all the way at the end?

Lete: mhm

C.K. (to David): You gotta go to the furthest case, 7

David: I got you. I trust you 100%. You do the thinking, I'll do the brick wall

David (DR): C.K. has been playing this very emotional game, people don't trust her. Now would be the time to show some trust in your team

Joe: Okay, is everyone ready? Let's see whether you follow your captain's advice because we are starting! First guests can depart! David and Parvati are the first out of the gate for their teams. But will they trust their captains and retrieve the cases assigned?

David: Do you feel pretty good over on that side?

Parvati: No, I feel terrified. Lete's gonna kill me

Joe: Phillip and Will, on your ready

C.K. (to Dr. Will): Next highest case is 6. He got 2.5. You're getting 2.25

Dr. Will: Alright

Lete (to Phillip): I'm gonna have you going for case 8 which is second to last

Phillip: Okay

Lete: Can you talk to Will when you're out there?

Phillip: Yeah

Lete: Does Will still wanna do the plan?

Phillip: Oh, okay yea. On it

C.K.: We've just gotta beat them in this footrace is what has to happen

Dr. Will: That's no problem

Joe: David and Parvati are still on the move

David: I'm going to number 7

Parvati: In the water?

David: I gotta trust C.K. a lot on this one

Joe: Parvati now in the water. It's a race to the knot

Dr. Will: A strategy might be to go a little bit closer

C.K.: I'm gonna get Dickson to do the closer ones

Dr. Will: Okay

Joe: David, first one back. Soon as the case is on the hanger, go. Dr. Will is off

Parvati: Hey Will

Dr. Will: Hey

Dr. Will (DR): My strategy is completely different from everyone else. I'm not trying to get immunity. I'm trying to purposely throw this challenge but I didn't anticipate that C.K. was gonna have the ability to get immunity, so I am truly conflicted

Joe: ?? Parvati, lock in your case. Phillip go! Will's at his case, he's working on the knot

Phillip (to Dr. Will): Remember the plan

Dr. Will: Yup. I'm on it

Dickson (to C.K.): What do you think?

C.K.: Umm

C.K. (DR): After last night, I know I need to be safe.

C.K.: I'm gonna give you a close one. Do case 2

Dickson: HOw far is it?

C.K.: It's case two, that's what I'm trying to help you with. It's like it's one, two

Joe: Okay, Phillip has reached his case. They are back to back

Lete (to La Shell): Case number 6

La Shell: Will's definitely coming back first. I think

Joe: Dr. Will has his case. PHillip has his case

C.K.: Is Phillip beating Will?

Joe: They are right together

Dickson: Still number two?

C.K.: mhm

Joe: Who's gonna lock their case in first?

Phillip then Dr. Will lock their cases in

Joe: Go! Go!

La Shell and Dickson go into the forest

David (to C.K.): How much lead I had when I came in?

C.K.: Yeah then they tied it up

David: What the heck

C.K.: Um, case 5

Parvati (To Lete): Give me a number

Lete: Case 2

Parvati: Case 2. Okay

David: Come on, lock it in Dicks

Joe: Dickson's here! Go! La Shell for the blue team, on her way back

Parvati: Let's go La Shell

Joe: And Parvati, both teams with three cases at the halfway mark

Dr. Will: Do you wanna go close? To knock it out fast?

C.K.: Case 3 is 1.5 million

Dr. Will: Okay

Joe: David's case is free. He's on his way back

Dickson: Hustle big guy hustle! Hustle!

Joe: Lock in your case. Go! Back out for second case. Parvati's working on that knot

Parvati: I bet this one's safety for her

Lete (to Phillip): What has Will been talking about? he's gonna help out?

Phillip: Yeah. Yeah yeah ?? number

Lete (DR): I am trying to weigh the options. Do I pick this zero, or do I ride with my people and try to have the highest cases at the end?

Lete: Okay then you need to get case number 9

Phillip: Cool

Joe: Lock you case in

Parvati: Okay

Joe: Go! Both teams with four cases locked in. The first team to 6, game is over. Dr. Will in the lead. Let's see if Phillip can make up some time on this run

Lete: Come on Phillip!

Dr. Will: Oh no. Fuck you rope

Dr. Will (DR): Phillip and Lete and I have sort of a plan where I'm gonna throw this competition and send C.K. home, but C.K. is just a scumbag. My gut feeling tells me that crazy muppet is going to screw us over. I'm gonna grab the cases as fast as I can

Joe: Will already on his way back

C.K.: Um get case 4

Dickson: Get 4?

Joe: Here we go! Dr. Will! Go! Dickson is off. For the last case

Lete (to La Shell): It's gonna come down to a footrace

La Shell: Which case do you want me to do?

Lete: One.

La Shell: Okay. That's fine

Joe: Phillip, back with the fifth case. Locked in. Go!

Lete: Come on La Shell! La Shell we need you!

Joe: For the last two cases, it is down to La Shell and Dickson,. Whoever is back first is going to stop the game

Lete: Come on La Shell. Come on La Shell. Come on La Shell

Joe: Dickson's on his way back! La Shell is right behind him

Lete: Come on La Shell! Come on La Shell!

Joe: It's gonna be a photo finish. Man it is neck and neck. Who's gonna make it first?!

David: Come on buddy! Right here Dickson! Get it on! Get it on!

Joe: Dickson

Parvati (to La Shell): Daamn. Good job girl. That was good though

 

[One]

Joe: That's it. The green team has stopped the game with six cases

Lete: Damn. Phillip we lost, and I'm not safe

Joe: Now before we open the cases, remember that the team with the highest combined case total will have complete safety

C.K. (DR): As long as Dickson got the case I told him to go get. Blue team, you only collected five cases. But they still could have a higher combined case total than the green team. Please open all of your cases

$1,500,000
$2,250,000
$2,500,000
$2,000,000
$1,750,000

Joe: You've come back with a combined case value of $10,000,000

Lete: Yeah

Joe: Now, if the other team has accumulated a higher total then you and your team are all at risk

Lete: Yeah

Joe: The moment of truth. Let's open the green team's cases

$2,500,000
$2,250,000
$0 (Captain's Safety)
$2,000,000
$1,500,000
$500,000

Joe: Wow. The $0 case

Lete: It's crazy. C.K. had another opportunity to redeem herself, and yet again, she shows that she only cares about C.K.. Am I surprised? No

David: ****

Joe: Green team. Your total is $8,750,000, and that is not enough. Congratulations blue team. You had the highest combined case total. Ten million dollars, and you all have complete safety at temple. Lete, as the winning captain, for the third temple in a row, you will choose who will play deal or no deal, and congratulations to C.K. who also has safety

Dr. Will (DR): C.K. went for safety, in related news, scientists have determined that water is wet. She is disgusting. She has not one molecule of integrity in her body. Of course she's gonna do that

Joe: Did you intend for Dickson to retrieve that case?

C.K.: I believe that alliances are only 30% of this game. So it's week by week. And this week C.K. is in an alliance I guess with C.K.

David (DR): It really sucks when you show up for someone 110%, and then they just put the screws in ya. And now I'm in the bottom with my nemesis. Sucks!

Joe: David, Will, Dickson. All of you are in danger of facing the banker and elimination

Dickson (DR): I trust C.K. and yet again she screws me over

Joe: See you all at temple

Parvati (DR): This is a bittersweet moment because mom's safe. Which is really all I care about in the game. But I've got a husband out here, I've got a baby out here, I need to keep them safe in this game.

 

[One]

Dickson (DR): So it's me, Will, and David at the bottom. I really don't wanna face the banker. I already played him once. I brought five million to the pot. So the ideal scenario is to get David to play, because I really don't think David's gonna send his own son out of the game

(David talks with Dr. Will)

David: C.K. dogged us so hard

Dr. Will: Well the thing is she didn't have to. So here's the thing. If I go up and I beat the banker then what I'll do is agree to send Dickson home if I can convince you to give me that same courtesy. I know that'll be difficult for you because your relationship with Dickson

David: Yeah I know. If you're being straight up, then I would prefer to play if you don't mind. And then I would make that deal

Dr. Will: So you'll make the deal to get rid of Dickson

David: Yeah

Dr. Will: Okay. And you feel comfortable doing that? I mean not comfortable

David: I don't feel comfortable, I feel horrible

Dr. Will: Right, but someone has to go

Dr. Will (DR): The house is completely divided. One side is The Family. Parvati, David, and their creepy little child, Dickson. I want David to think that I have his best interests. I don't trust him at all. This guy's a ringer. He has won a show. What show? I don't know. Because he's such a big target, I think he needs to maybe keep me around a little bit longer

David: We cut that deal?

Dr. Will: Let's do it man

David: Yeah?

Dr. Will: I'm 100% in on that

David: Okay, me too. Alright

David (DR): At this point in the game, there is no emotion. Sometimes you gotta know when to cut ties. On the other hand, am I gonna be able to work with Dr. Will? That's gonna be tricky because Dr. Will is such a wildcard and he scares me. If anyone finds out I'm the winner of Australian Survivor, I'm in big big trouble. So tonight I think it might be my night. I wanna talk to Lete, and I wanna get her to put me up to play the banker

(David talks with Lete)

David: What ya thinking?

Lete: Um

David: Thoughts? Questions? Comments

Lete: I've kinda been wanting you guys to let me know what you wanna do

David: So I think for Dickson like , Dickson sends Will home

Lete: Yeah

David: I will, happily, not do that. Like I can go wherever you want it to go

Lete: Yeah

David: SO if you wanna guide the spear, put me up

Lete: Okay

Lete (DR): David agrees to send home Dickson if he plays the banker. So right now I'm thinking that's great. Either David goes home, or Dickson goes home? It's like calculated risk, and I hope I don't regret it

Parvati (DR): I am running around in circles inside my brain right now. If Will plays the banker, Dickson could possibly go home. Okay. If David plays the banker, he could possibly go home. I cannot. I cannot be a widow out here

(David joins Parvati)

Parvati: Did you tell her that you wanna play?!

David: Who?

Parvati: Lete!

David: I said unless she's gonna send Dickson off. She says I'm not sending Dickson, so she's gonna make me play

Parvati: No! Will needs to play. Will's not gonna take you out

David: You don't think so?

(Lete talks to Dr. Will)

Lete: I talked to David. I said Dickson. He's like I will

Dr. Will: Okay. As long as he will. You think he'll do it?

Lete: yeah

Parvati: I feel it's a better bet for him to play than for you to play

Dr. Will: Trust David, send Dickson home

Lete: Yeah

Dr. Will: And then we have kind of like a more even playing field? Cause no one trusts C.K.

David: Let's do this now (hug)

Parvati: No! Stop it!

David: (hug)

Parvati: No, I don't want you to play

David: Just in case

 

[One]

The Banker's Temple

Lete (DR): So I made a deal with David to take out Dickson. I believe him. I believe that he will do it if he has to. And also if David goes home, that would be the best case scenario

Joe: Welcome back to the banker's temple. Tonight one guest will play Deal or No Deal to try to add money to the final case that one of you will play for at the finale. Lete, you were the captain of the winning time at the excursion. So for the third temple in arow

Lete: Yeah

Joe: It's your responsibility to choose tonight's Deal or No Deal player

La Shell: That's gotta be a record

David: It is

Parvati: Come on Lete!

Joe: Lete, you have a big decision to make, again. Three consecutive temples. You've had the power. Remember

Lete: this is not the fun part

Joe: Remember, David, Will, and Dickson are the ones eligible to face the banker. And one of them will be the next guest eliminated. So Lete talk me through this

Lete: Tonight, I'm gonna choose someone who hasn't played the banker yet

David (to Dickson and Dr. Will): Who, me? (sarcastically)

Dr. Will: (shrug)

Dickson: (laugh)

Lete: and I'm excited to see them beat the banker. That isss David!

Joe: David! You're gonna face the banker tonight. Come join me at the podium

David: Alright, let's do it man

Dr. Will (DR): From the bottom of my heart, I don't know who I can trust here. I just really don't. David's either gonna win, and he says he'll send Dickson home. I don't know if I believe that. Or he'll lose, and he'll go home his self. We're just gonna have to see how it shakes out

Joe: Alright David tonight, you're playing to add money to the final case. Currently values at six million, six hundred twenty four thousand and...

Others: ...one dollar! (laugh)

Joe: Thank you. Each one of our cases are numbered one through twelve. The highest valued case brought back from the excursion was 2.5 million dollars, so let's put that up on the board. And we're also adding the highest value cases from the rest of the excursion on the board. And in order to maintain the integrity of the game, the banker is filling the left side of the board with low values. They start at a penny, and go all the way up to 2.5 million dollars. Alright David. So what do you say we play Deal or No Deal?

David: I came to play

Joe: Just like always, you have to pick your case first. So David, which one of these twelve cases will you choose?

David: So when I was playing youth sports, there was a number that everyone clamored to get. And it was 7

Joe: Alright. David has chosen number 7. ... This case has a lot of integrity. I can feel it. Alright David. In this first round, you have to pick four cases. Where you going first?

David: Alright well I've had to punch two kangaroos in my life Joe, so we gotta knock that off the board

Joe: Alright! The old one-two for case number two, Ben please open

Ben: For the kangaroo

Case 2 - $.01

Joe: For the kangaroo! One penny

David: I knew it! Everyone thinks they're so sweet

Joe: Alright, where we going next?

David: Alright, number nine is looking at me funny

Case 9 - $500

Joe: Woah! $500 comes off the board. Is there another case you wanna beat up?

David: Mmm, I'm gonna go with number 8. Just looks too smooth

Case 8 - $2,250,000

Joe: 2.25 million comes off the board. Second highest case. Alright let's go back to small numbers. One more case David

David: Go big or go home. Number 12

Case 12 - $1,000

Joe: Pretty good first round

C.K.: Good start buddy, great start

(The Banker calls)

Joe: Well, it's a pretty good opening offer. You had a great first round. So the banker sends her regards with an offer of $200,000

Parvati: Nooo

Dr. Will: Boo, no

Parvati: That's so bad

David: ?? trash right?

Parvati: No, you can't take that

Joe: Alright, in order to make this official. For an offer of $200,000, David, deal or no deal?

David: No deal

Joe: There you go. Okay, David has said no deal, which means we're gonna play on. You have to open four cases in this round. What's speaking to you here? Or I should say, what's aggravating you here David?

Parvati: I wanna see you rip a briefcase in half

David: Oh, then it better be number one!

Case 1 - $100

Joe: Where you going?

David: I don't know, we got six is looking good. Three is looking good

Joe: What's looking bad?

David: Five. It's got that angry kinda haircut on the top

Case 5 - $1

David: Oh man. Oh my goodness

Joe: Wow

Lete: Yo he's killing it

Parvati: This is really amazing

Lete: This is crazy Joe

Joe: Alright where are we going next?

David: I'm not saying I would

Joe: I like where this is headed

David: But I will say if the opportunity presented itself, I think I could drink ten beers. ??

Case 10 - $1,500,000

Joe: Unfortunately the 1.5 million comes off, but you still have that $2.5 million case. Where are you going to end this round? One more case?

David: Three I'm just done with it!

Joe: You done with three?

Case 3 - $1,750,000

Joe: that was a costly round, but you still have that $2.5 million up on the board. Let's see what she says

(The banker calls)

Dickson (to C.K.): Am I the one going home tonight or not?

C.K.: No **** dammit it Dickson. Shut up. No

Dickson: Okay, I'm just asking

C.K.: That's your like best friend up there. Why would you think that?

Dickson (DR): I thought I had the family but, you never know if that's real or not. David's had my back the entire time, but I will be honest, I am getting just a little nervous about it, cause I don't know what he's gonna do

Joe: I mean the stuff I have to listen to, it's unbelievable. She's talking about spanking you for losing all that money. I mean, it's getting like... the things that are going into my ear right now. Sheesh. Banker wants to punish you

David: Oh

Parvati: Oh (laugh)

Joe: To the tune of $650,000

David: Alright. 50/50

Joe: David, what are you thinking right now?

David: That's a lot of money for the team

Joe: But the game is two-fold. Make money for the final case, but also make a good deal, so that you can stay in this game, and get power

David: Yeah I would like to stay in this game Joe

Joe: ?? an offer of $650,000. Deal or no deal?

David: Oh man. No deal

Joe: Good. He said no deal. Okay David. Two more cases to open in this final round. Where are you going?

David: I think I'm gonna go with 6

Case 6 - $500,000

Joe: $500,000 off the board. You Still have the $2.5 million on the board, and now one more case. Case 4 or case 11. David, what's it gonna be?

David: So 11 was my basketball number. But I got 4 kids

Parvati: Aw, dang. That's a tossup

Joe: Do you think there's a large number in the case for the 4 kids or a low number?

David: I know. ?? feel like doing the family thing

La Shell: Family numbers haven't played well

David: They haven't, but I do hold it in high regard so I'm gonna get rid of 11. Ya tall drink of water

Case 11 - $2,500,000

Joe: There goes the highest value off the board

(Tha banker calls)

Joe: But let's see how big the hit is going to be

Lete (to Phillip): I don't know if I trust him

Phillip: No

Joe: Well, look. Ya took a big hit. 2.5 million came off. But the banker has a sense of humor about it. She's sending this offer for Luke

Parvati: For Luke?

Lete: No

Joe: $999,999. For Luke!

Parvati: Ohhh. That is funny

Joe: There's a big offer on the board. 50/50 odds. There's a chance that there are $250 or $2,000,000 in this case

David (to Parvati): Take it? Without a doubt

Joe: Walk me through it

David: I've had a very positive experience with the number 18. Got three kids born on the 18th, and my dad passed away on the 18th of July. I wanted to turn 18 back into a really good number for me. So, two 9s is 18

Joe: 18 18 18. David, with this offer of $999,999, deal or no deal?

David: I'm gonna

Joe: Elbow strike?

David: Take the deal!

 

[One]

Joe: David has taken the deal of $999,999. Congratulations, that money is going into the group's final case. Which now stands at $7,624,000. Now David, it's time to see if you made a good deal or a bad deal. If you had the $250 in your case, that's a good deal. Which means that you'll stay in this game. You are safe, and you will choose someone else to be eliminated. If you have the $2,000,000 in your case, that's a bad deal

Dr. Will (DR): I'm sweating. I looked him in the eye. I shook his hand. Man to man we made a deal. But, I don't trust anybody. And I hate having my fate in someone else's hands

Joe: Okay, David, it is time. Whenever you're ready, open your case

Case 7 - $250

David made a good deal

Joe: David! You made a good deal! You beat the banker! And you are safe from elimination.

C.K.: Take that devil out

Joe: Wow! You've made a good deal. Which means that your big win comes at someone else's expense. You must choose who leaves the game tonight. And your choices are down to Dickson and Dr. Will

C.K.: You wanna admit anything? Before this ??

Dr. Will: Just admit that you suck

C.K.: Okay. Okay

Parvati: Very spicy in here

Joe: Alright David, who are you choosing to be eliminated from the temple tonight? Dickson or Dr. Will?

David: Oof man. So I did make a deal with Dr. Will today. But, when you won that $5,000,000 case Dickson, you employed a $5,000,000 bodyguard. Sorry brother. You're done

Dr. Will: I respect it. No I get it. I get it

Joe: Dr. Will.

Dr. Will: Yeah!

Joe: I'm sorry but you've been eliminated

Dr. Will: I've had fun

Joe: Any final words for the group?

Dr. Will: So I've had a great run. You guys are all great players. And this is my official retirement from reality television. Thank you

Dr. Will (DR): I wish I had played the banker. It would've been a much better feeling getting rid of David, or getting rid of Dickson than being let go but I have never witnessed such a self righteous group of people. And, at some point, they're gonna drag each other down into the abyss of the island.

David (DR): To retire Dr. Evil in his prime feels so so good

Joe: Your path to the final case has come to an end

David (DR): I didn't just end him in the game. I ended his television career. You're welcome America, you're welcome

 

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Episode 7 - After Show

Boston Rob: There he is!

Dr. Will: Boston Rob

Boston Rob: My man

Dr. Will: ?? 20 years for this

Boston: Rob: I know!

Dr. Will: How are you?

Boston Rob: How you doing brother?

Dr. Will: I'm not gonna shake your hand. I'm gonna hug it out

Boston Rob: I can't believe it man

Dr. Will: I love the hair color

Boston Rob: Dude! I feel like we have the same hair

Dr. Will: It's looking good. Think you could just take it off, I can just unscrew mine and pop it on your head

Boston Rob: Man I might need my hat. I can't have the same hair

Dr. Will: Oh ?? people will confuse us

Boston Rob: Yeah (puts on the hat) Brother. It's been a while

Dr. Will: It's really nice to meet you

Boston Rob: Reality royalty in the house

Dr. Will: It's really nice to meet you. You know there's this upper echelon you know? And it's Parvati, Boston Rob, I'd like to think I'm somewhere up there. You're the legend man

Boston ROb: Thanks dude. We've been doing this for decades, like both of us, and coming back and coming into a show and coming in later

Dr. Will: Oh yeah

Boston Rob: and automatically handicap coming in here cause he's got a huge target

Dr. Will: Thank you. It's not a great feeling you know? It's a you went to middle school but you didn't go at the beginning of the year with all your friends from elementary school. They dumped you in the middle of sixth grade

Boston Rob: Great analogy. Right

Dr. Will: And you're like am I cool? Am I the sports guy? Am I the nerd? Like you don't know your role, so you gotta kinda like tease it out. It's tough

Boston Rob: You know, you get there, you se Parvati's there

Dr. Will: Yup

Boston Rob: You know Parvati

Dr. Will: Yup. I was anticipating that there would be a phenomenal female player, doing the math, narrowed it down to five people. Memorized all of their life's statistics just in case


(Flashback)

Dr. Will (to Parvati): Parvati Shallow? The black widow?

Parvati: You may have heard

Dr. Will: Born September 21st

Parvati: Stop, you've done your research?

Dr. Will: 1982?

Parvati: yeah, you know

Dr. Will: Went to Sprayberry high school?

Parvati: Oh my God, you got a dossier

Dr. Will: Born in Vero Beach, Florida?

Parvati: Yes

Dr. Will: Been boxing since 2004. We have a fucking game now Joe, you fucking hear me? We have a game!

Joe: (laugh)


Boston Rob: I'm the same way. Like we've been in the game so long, we know how everything works

Dr. Will: Right

Boston Rob: So we know it's gonna be x, y, and z. What do you think about like the dynamic between David and Parvati and Dickson?

Dr. Will: I didn't thi...

Boston Rob: And the whole family thing?

Dr. Will: I didn't know if you were gonna go there right?

Boston Rob: Yeah

Dr. Will: Like the concept of the family's kinda creepy right? If it's a family, it's sort of like the Manson family

Boston Rob: (laugh)

Dr. Will: But um I didn't know if you were gonna go there because, and let's just have this open conversation you know?

Boston Rob: Right

Dr. Will: There's a group of incredibly good looking people. They're half naked on an island. It does lend itself to be a place where, romance can happen

Boston Rob: But Parvati has this history of doing this with guys

Dr. Will: She sucks men in. She's a black widow

Boston Rob: So is it, is it real? Is it, you know, gameplay, or?

Dr. Will: Either way it's bad for me, right?

Boston Rob: Cause they're a tight alliance

Dr. Will: Very tight. Is it a showmance? I don't know, but a showmance is incredibly strong. You know this, I know.

Boston Rob: (nod) I know

Dr. Will: When you partner with somebody and you can intertwine those molecules you know, emotionally, you become a different person. So a showmance terrifies me

Boston Rob: So, let's talk about the game a little bit.

Dr. Will: Please

Boston Rob: Okay the tactics were unorthodox which, I get it. You had to do something different

Dr. Will: Right

Boston Rob: Talk to me about it

Dr. Will: There were times I wanted to reverse engineer the game because, I knew I was in such a bad spot there was no reason not to. It's risk/reward. I'm gonna take a huge risk, hope for the reward. Maybe it's gonna work out, maybe it's not. So uh one of those was with the ranking.


Joe (Flashback): The banker wants to know how you really feel perceive each other. You each need to create your own personal guest rankings

Dr. Will: I wanted to rank myself, and I did it very quickly, as the biggest threat. Because, I knew everyone else was going to so, why not

Boston Rob: That was genius dude

Dr. Will: The only way that was gonna work was when Joe asked someone to raise their hand and give their, and I immediately before he even got the question out


Joe (Flashback): You volunteered for something, you don't even know what's coming

Dr. Will: Like I'll give my list. And he was like how did you know that we were gonna do that, and it's like because in my mind I'm reverse engineering the game and I wanna tell everybody, hey I'm such a big threat, that you don't have to come after me. Like I recognize it. I'm not gonna pretend I'm not. Let's do this

Boston Rob: But the real genius is that after, you throw yours at you, you know, because you know that's where it's going

Dr. Will: Exactly

Joe (Flashback): Dr. Will, you were voted by the group the biggest threat. Therefore, you now are in control heading into temple

 

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Boston Rob: Let's talk about like um, the other challenge, with you and Dickson. I thought you had a little cry baby-itis there

Dr. Will: Totally!

Boston Rob: Yeah

Dr. Will: I did

Boston Rob: Okay

Dr. Will: I mean I purposely did

Boston Rob: I like that you owned that right now

Dr. Will: Oh 100%, I was throwing a fit. My plan here was to lose the competition, but I didn't want to give Dickson the satisfaction of making me drop. And I was trying to curate a show where I Was going to dictate the storyline, and I didn't get my way so I threw a baby tantrum. But, then I made that into the, the weasel trap. After it was going poorly, I really wanted people focused on that, and I didn't think Parvati was gonna be the one. I thought it was gonna be someone else, but Parvati was extremely upset by that. I was kinda surprised

Boston Rob: Well like, let's look at it through Parvati's viewpoint okay? So I'm trying to think like why would she be, because you're bringing all this attention. You're also a big reality

Dr. Will: (nod)

Boston Rob: Even if you're gone, then it's gonna turn to her next

Dr. Will: Totally fair

Boston Rob: So like in her, if I'm her, I'm like man shut up so I can keep you here as a bigger threat

Dr. Will: That's exactly what happened. Yeah

Boston Rob: Right? Yeah

Dr. Will: That's exactly what happened. And then I Was wildly confused, because I was like I Really have no one. So now I'm gonna set this trap to figure out who's gonna be honest when they think that the pressure's off so

Boston Rob: Right

Dr. Will: then I went to temple, play the banker, hit the button, purposely knowing

Boston Rob: That's ??, the whole thing

Dr. Will: that it wasn't gonna be official. And I was astonished. Both David and Parvati said really mean things

Boston Rob: Yeah

Dr. Will: And I was like wow, now I have some clarity

Boston Rob: It's clear to me that everything you do has an intention

Dr. Will: Yeah, and so I really wanted to send a message to the family which is, you know, C.K. you're going home, just kidding, boom M.G.

Boston Rob: Yeah. So ultimately you find yourself at temple without immunity, and David's playing the banker. You know he's kinda got it out for you

Dr. Will: Totally

Boston Rob: How are you feeling?

Dr. Will: David looked me in the eye, he shook my hand, and he said "if I play the banker, and if I beat the banker, I'll send Dickson home" I didn't think for a second that was accurate

Boston Rob: Like if it's me right? I'm like, listen dude, I'm not planning to lose, I'm planning to win

Dr. Will: right

Boston Rob: And if I find myself in that situation, I'll figure it out then

Dr. Will: Right

Boston Rob: I'm not giving anybody any answers

Dr. Will: Totally agree. And that's a great. That's the more appropriate answer

Boston Rob: yeah

Dr. Will: You know what I mean? I was hoping he was gonna lose to the banker. Now my hands are clean. "Ohhh, David I'm so sorry to see you go". We hug, Dickson now. You know, now I got Dickson. Now Parvati's hanging out there. It would've changed the entire course of the game but, he beat the banker. So, I'm here with you

Boston Rob: You personally sitting there, you could only do so much

Dr. Will: Right

Boston Rob: You make these alliances, there's nothing to hold them from actually doing what they say they're gonna do or whatever

Dr. Will: Correct

Boston Rob: But let's talk a little bit about what it takes to win these kinda shows

Dr. Will: Absolutely

Boston Rob: In my mind, it's two things. You have to be able to adapt to your situation, no matter what it is, on the fly, things are gonna come up, you have to figure out ways around them. And number two which I think is really should be number one, cause it's the most important, is your self awareness.

Dr. Will: (nod)

Boston: You have to understand how you're perceived by others in the moment

Dr. Will: We could give a dissertation on this, and I know we're limited on time but I agree with you completely. I think of some other elements. There's soft skills and there's hard skills. The hard skills are winning the competitions, being athletic, and those are things that yes you can control, but for me personally I have more control over the soft skills.

Boston Rob: Right

Dr. Will: And the soft skills are, being charismatic, being funny, being alert, being aware

Boston Rob: Well that's accountability right?

Dr. Will: Accountability yeah

Boston Rob: So like, a long time ago I wrote a book "Rules of Survivor" and the number one rule is know yourself right? You have to know who you are

Dr. Will: I love that. You have to be really comfortable with who you are. People ask me all the time you know like why are you good at reality shows, and it's because I genuinely like who I am. Been through, you know met enough therapists, so you know I just kinda like who I am. I would want to hang out with me. And I like myself so much that if other people don't like the way I play the game, I'm okay with that

Boston Rob: But I think like inside the game that's important from a strategic point of view right? Like outside the game I hear what you're saying like, you should, but inside you need to know what you're capable of and like

Dr. Will: absolutely

Boston Rob: Like check the baggage at the door. You're going in to play a game, and you don't go on Deal or No Deal Island to try to find out who you are

Dr. Will: Correct! It's too late. It's too late (laugh)

Boston Rob: (laugh) You're not gonna meet...

Dr. Will: That's not the time

Boston Rob: ...these people and like all of a sudden figure out something new about yourself

Dr. Will: Right. This is why I'm retiring, like, it's time to pass the torch to that next generation. Not too young. 22, they shouldn't be playing. I think 25, 27, early 30s is when you can really hit your stride. That's when people...

Boston Rob: I was gonna say say 33

Dr. Will: Yeah that's when people seem to kinda know who they are, they have the energy, they have the athleticism

Boston Rob: A little life experience

Dr. Will: Little li...

Boston Rob: and had some growth

Dr. Will: Exactly

Boston Rob: Man that was awesome

Dr. Will: Thanks dude

Boston Rob: Yeah ??

Dr. Will: Really really appreciate you. Thank you

Boston Rob: Yeah, for sure. Thanks dude

Dr. Will: Take one more sip and I'm gone

Boston Rob: Cheers

Dr. Will: We'll hang out after. Whenever you're in L.A., let me know

 

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Episode 8

Parvati wins the challenge and gets to choose who faces the banker

David comes in second

Parvati and David have immunity

Letty, Phillip, and C.K. choose Dickson and La Shell to be eligible to face the Banker. (They needed three to agree)

Parvati chooses La Shell to face the banker

With two cases higher than the Banker's offer left on the board, and one case lower than the Banker's offer, La Shell chooses to make the deal with the Banker, and loses.

La Shell is eliminated

 

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Episode 9

David finishes the challenge with the highest value case

Parvati gets the red case

David and Parvati have immunity

David gets to choose who will face the banker

Dickson, Phillip, and Lete finish bottom three, and are eligible to face the banker

David chooses Lete to face the banker

Lete wins

Lete eliminates Dickson

 

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Episode 10

Double eviction day

At the challenge, David wins the power to choose who goes home first at temple, and after that, who faces the banker

David sends Phillip home